I'm confused

I'm confused.

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The moral of the story is that white women lust after BBC

also they are all shrunken to microscopic size so they can fit into the park

same

What do the guests eat, while out in the wild?

Are the hosts edible?

You're a retard.

There's two seperate timelines, but they are only an hour apart.

This will be confirmed when William and Logan meet the MiB but he's only 3 inches tall.

Screen cap this.

Anthony Hopkins is a host. That's why he can control other hosts and things in the park with his mind.

They have food and drink in the park.

shrink rays are real
timelines are bullshit
snek is best gril

I hope this helps.

Shrink rays don't exist. If you tried to use one you would create a black hole and end all life on the planet.

>Shrink rays don't exist

> Anthony Hopkins is a host

> Robert Ford killed Arnold

> William is MiB

> Dolores kills Logan [critical failure]

I dropped it after episode 3. So boring, with shitty dialogue and terrible acting. Has it picked up at all since?

They did cut down on all the repeating.

I really didn't like the way that tech support chick with the glasses was shitting on the guy for asking if the bots had dreams. Using the "f-word" that nonchalantly is really not nice.

I agree, just watching it to see what happens now.

Really had a good premise but they did it so poorly.

Story line so tez, pushing the concept that humans is bad and robots can feel over and over again.

Also got to appeal to that reddit audience with Will, hopefully he dies soon or Delorass turns out to be just using him for whatever sick agenda hannibal lectures dead boyfriend gave her.

Either way, poor writing and script.

Also where is sizemore.

Too many storylines, too many characters, too much liberal pandering.

tez/ten

episodes 3 and 5 are by far the worst.

episode 4 is the best. if you don't like that one then give up.

also, Stubbs is a host.

>f you tried to use one you would create a black hole and end all life on the planet.
That why everyone's a robot now.

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What is a good proxy to discoverwestworld? non us don't get to play

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youtube.com/watch?v=RLli7Gc1ZBU

oh fug

Let me help you then.

>there are two timelines one from the past (Willian) one 30 years later, the present (Man in Black)
>Logan is the Man in Black and Willian dies
>Ford is a host, the first host who gained consciousness and he killed his creator (Arnold)
>The Maze is a place in the game created by Arnold for hosts with a consciousness. Ford doesn't know how to get there, which is why he can't destroy it
>Westworld is in Mars, that's why it costs so much to go there. And they may or may not shrink people

Hope it helped :))

Yea she's terrible

I'm confused about you being confused because you did not specify your confusion.
They're androids. Was that you confusion? I thought it was pretty obvious.

They were going to put the whore into basement if she did not get any guys yet Dolores get to go off to pointlessly flirt?

because deplorable is the key to maze and arnold

that's because you are a stupid fuck
tough luck pal, I think your brain cells aren't communicating with each other

>stringing words together to make meaningless sentences

so? also the chart is meh, lets say the guest lets her go after little menacing, why reset instead of going back home?

it was made by the pr team for westworld, not the authors.

stop being autistic

Stupid show. I just hatewatch at this point, kind of like Shits of Anarchlel.

> I'm not stupid, the show is confusing

the dolores bust is a nice catch

>it was made by the pr team for westworld
so they did not do a good job.

>shrinkrayfags
>twotimelinefags

Can't wait when you will get BTFO in next episodes.

How many doloreses do you think there are?

You require more intellect.

They drink their own piss.

>muh robot
>muh consciousness

Literally baby's first scifi and scientifically impossible. There have been so many previous movies about this subject and become less creative as it goes. This show did absolutely nothing to add on top of it, which results in a boring pile of shit. You could put everything plot related material into a 10 mins short video, yet this shit spams into 10 eps and more than 12 hrs of steaming horse feces. Pretentiously vague dialogue provides nothing to the no-brainer plot but just adding runtime, and most of the acting or cgi scenes looks fake and amateur. Even the nude shootings are unsatisfied and unfappable. Bravo, HBO.

Also, lets see those fucking retarded casts:
>female robot protagonist is a flat chest flat ass manface whose most curved part of her body is her giant fucking jaw
>male lead is a pedo looking hobo c-listed nobody who couldn't even be cast in a homemade porno
>black dressing edgylord acting edgy just to grab those 15 yrs old audiences
>evil head of plot is a renown oscar winner who does nothing but acting like a parkinson patient and saying shit to advance the plot
>technology negro who wears glasses but never use those fucking lens to look at people or stuffs and just to make show look diverse
>potty mouth womanlet lesbo with bedroom eyes who adds nothing to the plot but just there to swear and grab those dyke and faggot audiences
>a hysteric bong who looks like a junkie but becomes a writer or whatever the role he is
>mid-aged soccer mom who can't hide those 57 wrinkles on her face with those heavy makeup and couldn't stop putting cylinder shaped object into her mouth
>the rest of cast are interchangeable and irrelevant to the plot anyway

This is a shitty show, and anyone who likes or even enjoys it doesn't has an aesthetic standard of a normal human being. Even a pleb fresh outta reddit, just like 85% of this board, should feel their low intelligence has been seriously insulted after watching 5 min of this shit.

Shrinkrayfags are off their rocker, but two timelines have some plausibility.

you are mean go away

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t. Someone who was abused by their father dressed as a cowboy

>flat chested

KEK

wrong.

She wears a body suit in the scenes where she is naked and you don't see her tits. In the scene where you see her tits it's a body double.

Try harder next time.

>Ford is a host, the first host who gained consciousness and he killed his creator (Arnold)
Yep I think this is the case. After his story about the greyhound I think this is very likely.

You should stop channeling your virginity rage into these drawn out post. At the very least maybe distill it down a little bit. "Unfappable" that is hilarious...people fap to it that is a fact.

If the memelords on Sup Forums start to dislike it, then you KNOW it's a good show and has a healthy future.

we even seen a low lvl 'butcher' control a bird with his finger, so that doesnt really tell that ford is a host desu

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>there's too many ugly women and diverse cast
>I can't fap to this
>it's not scientifically possible; trust me, I'm an expert on the future
>predictable, boring, and been done before, ending is disappointing even though weren't not even halfway through the first season

This was pretty good bait, I enjoyed it

Timelines theory is totally plausible, even if it's supporters are getting more insufferable by the day.

Shrinkray was just a joke that got beaten to death. Same as any semi-funny joke that gets popular on this site.

Could Arnold Ford's character be based off of, or at least inspired by filmmaker John Ford, who was famous for making Westerns?

Ford is the original creator of the hosts, it's only natural that he'd be able to hardcode the hosts to react to certain gestures given only by him.

This doesn't disprove that he's host however, only that you guys need to find more conclusive evidence to support your theory.

can we all agree that we just watch this boring slugfest for our waifu dolores?
and also because we want to see what kind of shrink ray technology they use for the park

>Timelines theory is totally plausible
it's really not. Securitybrah sends a guy to bring back Dolores when she's with William, and 5 minutes later OK's the use of explosives by MiB. Plus all of the shots that timelinefags say are her bouncing back and forth between the timelines are identical and haven't aged: plants look the same, furniture and even sand is arranged the same, etc. If you're going to count minutiae like the lettering on the milk can being slightly different on purpose to show it's different timelines, you wouldn't have everything else being the exact same
Finally there's a ton of characters that crossover between the two "timelines" that are identical: ayy lmao prostitute and Teddy being the most obvious. Dolores was the oldest host and has been around for 30 years but it's silly to assume a $2 prostitute that's been shot and brutally fucked three times a day has survived that long in the same role

Does anyone else think this show blew its philosophical and mystery load in the first episode, since then the dialogue and story has gotten tiresome. The creators are passing it along and will wait the until the finale to reveal the big shock twist. It's pretty lazy writing honestly

I watch it for the BBC

I'm sure there's a GoT thread around here somewhere for you to shit up. Why don't you go there?

Teddy actually never appears in Will's storyline. The whore Clementine and Lawrence (nickname El Lazo) are the most prominent characters that recur in both major storylines so far, other than Dolores.

>image
just in case if a guest ruined the plans of the bandits or made other plans with them (trevor from gta v, milk guy)

my bad, I was misremembering Teddy getting killed driving Dolores to William when it was actually her family. But that proves my point even better

Dolores gets home, sees her family killed (including new moustached Papa Abernathy), and runs to the barn. She gets the gun, visualizes the MiB, and shoots the bandits because she remembers him. Then she runs off and bumps into William.

If timelinefags are to be believed, then in the modern timeline she kills the bandits and runs off scared and with the pistol and it's never shown what happens to her, and 30 years ago she shows up scared and with a pistol where William is for a completely different and unexplained reason. It's retarded

>If timelinefags are to be believed, then in the modern timeline she kills the bandits and runs off scared and with the pistol and it's never shown what happens to her, and 30 years ago she shows up scared and with a pistol where William is for a completely different and unexplained reason. It's retarded

Well something's retarded here but it's not the show

You use brackets instead of carrots for spoiler text you newfag.

I bet you unironically think Stranger Things has good writing.

>she shows up scared and with a pistol where William is for a completely different and unexplained reason. It's retarded
Timeline fags would argue that it's the director intentionally deceiving you to make the revelation that Dolores had experienced the same events 30 years ago more of a shock.

The timeline theory isn't really impossible, to be quite honest with mi familia, although it certainly hasn't been inconclusively proven by the show yet.

No I hate stranger things, most of tv nowadays is just pleb trash

>Timeline fags would argue that it's the director intentionally deceiving you to make the revelation that Dolores had experienced the same eve
this is a terrible theory because anything can be forced to fit it if you try hard enough. You could have MiB and William talking to each other and the camera cutting shot reverse-shot between them and still argue that they're talking to different characters, it's just edited to intentionally deceive you that it's the same event.

The timeline theory has 0 power in explaining things that happen in the show, literally everything makes sense without it being brought up, and requires more and more leaps of logic to not disprove it

>carrots

>literally everything makes sense without it being brought up

your tears of rage will nourish everyone

>The timeline theory has 0 power in explaining things that happen in the show,
The Timeline theory explains how Bernard and Ford can talk to Dolores in the underground service area while she is supposedly in the middle of an adventure with William and Logan.

Of course that a can also be explained by the park staff having elevators all over the place and vehicles to quickly travel around underneath the park, so the timeline theory isn't necessary.

Significantly, it also fails to explain how guests even physically enter the park--how does Will walk through a stationary door onto a moving old-timey train? VR, holograms, and shrink ray actually explain that mystery, so those "ridiculous" theories are just about as well grounded as the timeline.

>I'm confused.

When the Walking Dead audience tries to watch a show that doesn't spoon feed them.

Timeline theory conclusively debunked. In Ep 3 you can see the Man in Black in the background walking through Sweetwater while William and Logan are talking.

Correct post, it needed to be said.

I kno right I thought she'd atleast touch the BBC

It's impossible to BTFO of shrink theory, that's the beauty of it

How does Dolores keep transporting too and from the headquarters to talk to Anthony Hopkins and the black guy?

How do they clean the park discretely? Wouldn't people constantly be seeing those hazmat people everywhere collecting bodies?

How do the cute girl and Hemsworth get from place to place when travelling in the park? It seems like they just show up wherever they're needed. They don't bring vehicles or anything.

Thank fuck, saving this and reposting until timeline autist shut the fuck up for good

oh yes the man in black and his big ass beard I remember that too desu

The last two are really simple and obvious if you can't figure that out theirs no helping you, the first? Idk VR seems likley

>How do they clean the park discretely? Wouldn't people constantly be seeing those hazmat people everywhere collecting bodies?

There's a good promo graphic somewhere explaining that the hosts are programmed to dump bodies in specially marked "graves" which are just chutes into the cleaning/repair area

>How do the cute girl and Hemsworth get from place to place when travelling in the park? It seems like they just show up wherever they're needed. They don't bring vehicles or anything.

Same kind of elevator Ford used I imagine, they're probably all over the park (right before he meets the host kid with the stick, don't remember which episode)

>Significantly, it also fails to explain how guests even physically enter the park--how does Will walk through a stationary door onto a moving old-timey train?
It's a modern train that just looks old-timey on the outside. They got on it in the station, it went along at a calm, perfect glide like all trains in the future, and when they hit Westworld it transitioned into bumpy shitty 1800's train
>How does Dolores keep transporting too and from the headquarters to talk to Anthony Hopkins and the black guy?
employees go to the park dressed as cowboys, follow Dolores until she's away from the guests, and whisper "dreamless slumber" in her ear so she shuts down, and then they drag her off for chats and maintenance
>How do they clean the park discretely? Wouldn't people constantly be seeing those hazmat people everywhere collecting bodies?
Again, dress up as sheriff and deputies, show up after a big shootout, and say the law is here to take charge of the situation so they clean up. The hazmat people are probably only brought into isolated areas, or at the end of that specific tourist day/week/whatever depending on the area.
>How do the cute girl and Hemsworth get from place to place when travelling in the park? It seems like they just show up wherever they're needed. They don't bring vehicles or anything.
there's elevators hidden all over the park. Just before they go up they're in the massive caverns underground which are connected by the older subway trains and stuff to carry materials, and then they just go up to the closet spot to where they need to get. Makes sense because it also means less dragging of bodies and replacement hosts around the park

>How does Dolores keep transporting too and from the headquarters to talk to Anthony Hopkins and the black guy?

He picks her up from the table and unshrinks her while the guests are sleeping

There's at least two shootouts every episode, and yet none of the characters can die. Why do they do this? Is it supposed to be suspenseful?

That's literally just blurry glare off his shoulder. Or does the woman in the blue outfit who walks by a second later also have a beard?

Then why don't you hit us with some examples of what you consider 'good' writing?

>How does Dolores keep transporting too and from the headquarters to talk to Anthony Hopkins and the black guy?

She's not talking to Bernard in the present, she's talking to Arnold either in the past (there's nothing in their convos tying them to specific timeframes) or inside her mind in the present.

Yes, that's Arnold.

No ones mentioned Ford giving Teddy a health pack, why is Ford helping MiB?

It's funny to watch Teddy keep dying

If they can make the robots look as good as they want, why are all of the prostitutes ugly?

Is the kid Our Guy?
He seems autistic, just walking around with a walking stick, reminds me of me as a kid.

I can't fucking wait until two timeline theory is proven correct and you all get BTFO.

I swear, the "anything can be forced to be timeline if you try hard enough" line is the dumbest shit I ever heard.

What other shows is it ever even a question? or a theory? This show does literally everything to make it possible when they could easily disprove in a 5 second scene and you act as if its reaching.

At this point anti timeliners are ignoring evidence.

Someone post the close up clearly framed shots of Williams can and MIB's can that are clearly different.

It's painfully obvious at this point.

But he was dying, Ford could've just sat back and Kek'd

>why are all of the prostitutes ugly
After researching old west whores, I can tell you you really don't want to know what was considered 'lovely' at the time.

> why don't any of them have post-adolescent tits

That, I can't answer.

early on it was mostly to look cool and set up the plot, but as the hosts become self aware and break out of their programming it's going to have more and more suspense
The last episode had some honestly, with the Union soldiers fighting William and having a real chance of killing Dolores and resetting her loop. Just because the guests can't be killed doesn't mean 0 consequences

What's to stop a guest from savagely knifing another guest to death thinking they are a robot?

>a real chance of killing Dolores and resetting her loop

It would be great to watch two staffers dressed as carrion eaters dragging her off

"We're wolves, don't pay any attention"
"I thought we were coyotes."
"Damn it, don't you read your emails?"

The robots

Literally nothing. Yet another plot hole on this dumb show

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>Someone post the close up clearly framed shots of Williams can and MIB's can that are clearly different.
there's a missing space between the two of the words. It could have been a typing accident, or even the angle.

And again, if 1 space between words is a massive difference that proves it's different timelines, what about all of the things that are the exact same? Ayy lmao hookerbot has been around for 30 years, in the same job, in the same town, in the same clothes? For that matter Dolores hasn't changed clothes or her shopping list in 30 years?

Ford talks about how much the technology has changed in 30 years. MiB talks about the old hosts being mechanical and not flesh and blood. And yet the hosts in the "flashbacks" and "current time" behave the exact same, while hosts that are confirmed old (like the barkeeper Ford visits) look, sound, and behave completely differently