So I have a very interesting situation. I just found out the job I'm interviewing for is a total shell operation for this crazy, huge, nameless marketing cult. Thing is, these operations really don't like getting exposed, but they're not ballsy enough to retaliate. They just soak the cost, go under, and resurface under another name.
I go in for my second "finalizing" interview tomorrow. Can yall think of any fun ideas on how to fuck with these guys, maybe even make some cash off them?
wouldn't do much good. Sup Forums is useless and i'm pretty sure some faggot would use the opportunity to rat me out to them.
Daniel Sanders
You're not gonna make any money with it. After a while, they *know* smart people will begin to realize it's a scam, so they they pull you aside and teach you how to be one of the top dog scammers. "Yeah, it's true that most people don't make money with it, but you're smarter than that, we'll have you running your own branch in now time."
But the truth is even the higher ranked dudes aren't making anything. It's a game of illusions, they want you to wear your nicest clothing, drive a nice car to work (even if you can't afford it or can barely afford it), tell all the audience members how much money they can make.
Then they always get run out of town in a month or two. When the news picks up on them and is doing frequent exposes, they'll close their branch in that town. Resurface in a nearby town under a different name.
Dylan Watson
Can you list me as a reference? I'd love to work for a company like that.
Nicholas Wood
What's the scam?
Jason Baker
just google devilcorp.
Ian Garcia
Reading up on it. Thinking of ways to fuck with them.
First, make sure you record everything covertly.
Luke Bailey
Doesn't sound like a shell operation. It just sounds like a shitty sales company...
Jayden Ramirez
i'd say the same thing but with all t he different names t hey function under, and quickly promoting new hire-ees into exec levels so shovel the blame onto them is very scammy.
Parker Robinson
Cool, how do I join? Could you tell me what name they are currently going under? I really need a job.
Samuel Flores
what?
Bentley Moore
Yeah, I need a job. Could you refer me as to what the company's current name is? I'd like to apply to work there.
Carter Torres
what?
Adam Thompson
...
Alexander Watson
they have a ton of different names. im sure you'll find one on some job board somewhere. just look at the description on the devilcorp wordpress and apply for jobs that resemble that.
Dude if you need a job, Sup Forums isn't the fucking place to get one. Stop being a fucking faggot.
Jonathan Ross
Excuse you, Sup Forums is the only place to get a job. Those links on the bottom obviously aren't porn ads; they're marketing. Therefore, when I see an opportunity such as this, I will take it. Besides, it's not everyday that you could work for a place like this, but seeing as OP is a fag like usual, he won't even fucking help a guy out. If he really cares so much, why doesn't he just become an insider to take it down from the inside? Why wouldn't he tell us what the current name is so that I and whoever else of interest could go out and have some fun? The point is, I'm looking for entertainment and possibly money, and you had to go and call me a bundle of sticks. If you ask me, you're kind of an asshole.
Asher Jackson
check this thread
Bentley Adams
tee hee hee
Julian Powell
Be careful, if they can hide bad things from society, then they can kill.
Brody Wright
Yes, that's not an overt name at all.
Dominic Nguyen
Holy kek, if that's what this shit is, then I don't know how to respond. How are people that fucking stupid? Thanks for replying though, I just wanted to get some fun out of this before the thread inevitably dies.