ask a drunk australian anything
Ask a drunk australian anything
Well? Would you?
are you me, i got bundy and coke
Are you sexually attracted to kangaroos?
DO YOUR BEST IMPRESSION OF AN ABORIGIONIE!
What does the Australian slang word "smoko" mean?
Halfway through a slab of Aldi cans here
boonga booga roola cunt where me ciggies and goon cunt
no
Oi you wight cunts give us our fuggen land back fuck sake kill turnbull lol
It means I'm on smoko, so leave me alone
Indubitably, "smoko" stands for cigarette
Forgot to start with *huffs fuel*
This post is 100% metropolitan accurate
How does it feel to be Britain's lil' bitch ?
nah soz m8, 2 vodka and lemonade, and 4 beers, feral brewing for lyfe m8
Well, Australians are basically discount british people, so feels bretty gud m8
how does it feel getting shot pardner?
bump
Pretty fucking good. Brits and aussies get along famously. It does take them a while to get over the swearing tho.
Also we both hate America which bonds any group of people
this m8 knows
Dreamy steamy creamy lean log chugging machine
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Wrong as shit twink cunt
This thread was a mistake
how much liquor would it take for you to fuck an abbo and whats the least amount of money would you demand
Would have died from alcohol poisoning.
morning tea or afternoon tea
morning tea, assuming you forgot breakfast and slept in
Aye, why are you such a cunt
Also, whats the best car for aussie infused driving?
Whereabouts are you in Australia?
No it doesn't. Smoko is a smoking break, not a ciggy
Whats a faggy then?
What op looks like presently
got any plans for the weekend?
Oi, are ya sauced enough to consider a go with this man?
Nothing. They're just called fags. Often on nights out one of the most common phrases is "can I bumb a fag." Which is just asking for a cigarette.
Rumple cuntskin
Something you find on grindr?