Ask a drunk australian anything

ask a drunk australian anything

Well? Would you?

are you me, i got bundy and coke

Are you sexually attracted to kangaroos?

DO YOUR BEST IMPRESSION OF AN ABORIGIONIE!

What does the Australian slang word "smoko" mean?

Halfway through a slab of Aldi cans here

boonga booga roola cunt where me ciggies and goon cunt

no
Oi you wight cunts give us our fuggen land back fuck sake kill turnbull lol

It means I'm on smoko, so leave me alone

Indubitably, "smoko" stands for cigarette

Forgot to start with *huffs fuel*

This post is 100% metropolitan accurate

How does it feel to be Britain's lil' bitch ?

nah soz m8, 2 vodka and lemonade, and 4 beers, feral brewing for lyfe m8

Well, Australians are basically discount british people, so feels bretty gud m8

how does it feel getting shot pardner?

bump

Pretty fucking good. Brits and aussies get along famously. It does take them a while to get over the swearing tho.

Also we both hate America which bonds any group of people

this m8 knows

Dreamy steamy creamy lean log chugging machine

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Wrong as shit twink cunt

This thread was a mistake

how much liquor would it take for you to fuck an abbo and whats the least amount of money would you demand

Would have died from alcohol poisoning.

morning tea or afternoon tea

morning tea, assuming you forgot breakfast and slept in

Aye, why are you such a cunt

Also, whats the best car for aussie infused driving?

Whereabouts are you in Australia?

No it doesn't. Smoko is a smoking break, not a ciggy

Whats a faggy then?

What op looks like presently

got any plans for the weekend?

Oi, are ya sauced enough to consider a go with this man?

Nothing. They're just called fags. Often on nights out one of the most common phrases is "can I bumb a fag." Which is just asking for a cigarette.

Rumple cuntskin

Something you find on grindr?