DONT WORRY ABOUT THAT SHITPOST

DONT WORRY ABOUT THAT SHITPOST

>w-which shitpost ohh >>

WHATS REALLY GONNA BAKE YOUR NODDLE IS THAT WOULD YOU STILL HAVE POSTED IF I HADENT SAID ANYTHING

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>Literally just finished rewatching the Matrix

This is fate.

>Neo begins his training
>Le black Wiseman comes in
>"How's he doing?"
>"He's been at it for ten hours. The guys a machine."
>The guys a machine
>Machine

What did he mean by this? Is Neo a machine? Why did Neo betray his own kind? Why does the crew trust him if they know hes a machine?

oh u!

spitzy reddit

Really makes me think.

Lel

Wew lad

Why does programs dress in latex outfits and hang out in fetish clubs?

Lel

>Not like this

what did she mean by this

cuz the writers are mentally deranged perverts who chopped their penises off

filtered

...

Anyone else think she looks like a blonde neo?

God I love Monica Bellucci.

Holy shit

Wow she kind of does.

>he played Neo
>and then Neo in drag
How does Keanu does it?

Being a madman

what was her purpose or job in matrix?

WOULD IT HAVE REALLY BAKED HIS NOODLE IF SHE WOULDN'T HAVE MENTIONED THAT WOULD REALLY BAKE HIS NOODLE?????

I wish she would bake my noodle

Support the one. Neo. It's mentioned in the books.

original trinity, merolvingian was the original one, etc.

DONT WORRY ABOUT THAT BIG GUY

>w-which big guy ohh >>

WHATS REALLY GONNA BAKE YOUR NODDLE IS THAT WOULD IT STILL BE FOR YOU IF I HADENT SAID ANYTHING

Next season of Mr. Robot will have Matrix overtones throughout based on early discussion

I too have AMC

Damn.

then why did the old ones still look like keanu on the architects videos

Ya I'm watching it now.

FIRST PERSON THAT EVET VOICES THAT IDEA IN MY HEAD. THANK YOU.

Also, in thw first draft(s) she was a woman in the matrix but a man in the real world. Somebody decided it'd be too weird.

Also, thank you anons for the abundance of Matrix threads today.

making my dick diamonds

Nigga this better be bait.

>He's in Luv

Why don't you only post gifs anymore? Why do you only post from your iPhone/iPad now?

Cuck

The real question is, if the Merovingian is Beta Neo, why didn't he put more effort into fighting Neo? Instead he used programs he knew very well would lose. Was he in on the Oracle's plan?

I did think it was cool that he had a superior method of moving through the world, instant teleportation via doors versus superman flying to your destination.

Why won't the machines program me up a gf?