I played the french horn in middle school before moving on to the ukulele and piano

I played the french horn in middle school before moving on to the ukulele and piano
>why cant i stop being a sperg and just learn something tht will get me laid

I GOT NO RHYTHM

if you can't get laid with a piano you clearly aren't practicing enough

this

sorry dude, you picked the two instruments guys actually actually get laid for playing. if it ain't happen yet you should probably just call up the local kink

Will drums get me laid?

If they can’t then there is no hope for you

piano can help if you're really good at it

if the girl doesn't listen to music then two chords and half decent singing can work

but don't rely on instruments to get laid

* two cords on ukulele

also dont let them see you have a french horn. would probably help the most

Bass fits in this category too right? Especially if you're black and play slap.

I've never understood faggots that choose a fucking meme ukulele over a guitar. Its LITERALLY just a shittier guitar. Just get a nice d15m if you like the tone of the look of a shitty meme ukulele

What if I literally had multiple Ukuleles sitting around the house and wanted to learn an instrument

Why? Do you come from a family of faggots? I'm serious when I say there is no bigger homo alert than someone that gets a ukulele over a guitar. Its a guitar, but worse in absolutely every single way. But, lol, its so quirky!

Piano is objectively the best instrument tho

My great aunt has a thing for Hawaii and "collectables" so yeah, there's literally two or three Ukes sitting around at any time

t. neckbeard

ukeleles are instruments for retards, but you'd be a fool to deny that the hottest and most fuckable girls love when decently attractive dudes play the uke

no girl gets wet over the french horn, son

*only if you're black and play slap

so are you saying it won't make the french horny

Spend $80 on a First Act acoustic guitar. Tune it correctly and it will sound fine. Learn 3 or 4 songs that you can sing along to, (like some faggy Wonderwall shit). Drive to your nearest college neighborhood and proceed to crash any obviously good drinking parties. Play something faggy when dumb girls come up and ask you "OMG DO YOU PLAY GUITAR?"
If you can't pull ass by following these steps, go back to the Uke and become a trap or an hero or both.

This. I've been playing bass for 14 years and not once have I been laid. Meanwhile, I see all these black folks playing slap getting laid all the time