Survivor Thread

David is not /ourguy/ edition

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first for Michelle

David is /ourguy/.

First for punished taylor

how many guys would snuggle with Ken for warmth?

Wonder if he cries all night

fuck a worlds eries subedition

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h8 to break it to you m8.

this episode won't be kind to you.

DELETE THIS

michelle is going to win it all

you too

Michelle has already been confirmed to be eliminated

>Figgy BTFO last week

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PREVIOUSLY ON

SUPER SLOOT gets what she deserves for sitting there at tribal with a wide fucking grin all night.

slut pig.

do they get toilet paper? How stinky is Michelle's butthole?

they maybe poop once every 3 days with what little they eat there. on top of that they go into the water and wash it out.

>tfw you liked Figgy but think Taylor is a fucking idiot

oh well, dumbass will get what's coming to him soon enough

/ken/
/michaela/

Who /David/Ken/Zeke/Chris/ broship here?

i don't like michaela she's unnecessarily uppity

Adam over Zeke

Reminder David is Boyle from Brooklyn Nine Nine

MAKAYLA KEK

>t. scared whiteboi intimidated by alpha as fuck black woman

Happy Michaela :3

BYE FELECIA

$100 Michaela shoots

>you will never be part of the challenge course test team

Official /reddit/ Survivor list:

Michaela
Zeke
Adam
Will

>Will

no one gives a shit about Will

she just proved me right

what a spiteful negress

Don't eat too much Michelle

NO KEN NO

When will it be on Hulu?

Does Michaela have the best winners edit going right now?

Does nobody have the ups to slam dunk that shit onto the beam?

survivor doesn't get put on hulu until the next season starts. shit sucks. i want to be able to watch every season.

negros should be barred from physical challenges

Zeke has a pretty strong one too

Ken is the frontrunner right now, but Michaela is up there

Wish we could see Scot from last season do that challenge

Pretty sure I read they have a bathroom set up to use.
It makes sense too, if people got actually for real sick it could potentially ruin the season.

pay up wite boi

>tfw miss courtney bro and johnny fairplay

They poop in the sea. Well the males do

Is it true that Michelle is going home tonight?

*BRRAAAAAPPPPPPP*

>woman worried about being raped

KEK

michelle is a good girl

Michelle is so pure

>those winners edit farts

Keeping it classy. Was waiting for a wilhelm scream

Ken Jong Un

I sure hope so. What a useless sack.

she shot the 3rd phase

yes

it's been confirmed since earlier this week

>all of these completely unnecessary expository Michaela scenes

winner confirmed

>pick funeral director as a fake possession

Survivor is fake right? How else could she just guess his job?

>I think he's a cop. He's from Boston.

Hannah confirmed BLM supporter

Is Hannah the ugliest contestant to ever play Survivor?

Who the fuck is Jay again?

>it's a cop hides his true identity episode

of course, she's jewish

reminder

She's a heeb. Of course she is.

even the survivors are trying to off cops. if only he had his billy club to whack each one of these turds across the side of the face.

Hannah Aubrey 2.0[\spoiler] confirmed

She's slowly winning me over

FUCK DA POPOS

>you now want to see Hannah get BLACKED

will based tony vlachos ever come back for all star season

Cops hide their profession often in the world of reality tv. Tony and Derrick being recent cops to hide their profession and win their respective shows.

#TheSpyShackIsBack

Do people in the US really hate cops this much?

I thought I saw him on the roster for next season

We just pretend cops are smart on tv so they think it's a disadvantage to let people know they are smart

>David a little short

CLASSIC JEFF

They don't necessarily hate cops, but many people certainly associate them with negative things.

Cops are also usually really good in social situations, which BB and Survivor both are, while also being physically capable and reasonably intelligent. That's why they usually hide what they do for a living.

bring coach and tony back in the same season

>michelle failing

pls no

Chris is a beast

BASED KEN

how is ken so perfect bros?

Next season is called Survivor Game Changers - The Mamanuca Islands

Ciera is the first boot

Sandra, Malcolm, JT, Caleb, Varner, Zeke and Michaela all go pre merge

Tony is either the last pre merge boot or the merge boot.

Sierra, Andrea, Ozzy, Tai, Hali, Cirie, Debbie and Aubry all make jury

Final 3 is Brad, Sarah and Troyzan

>sweaty michelle

KEN REDEEMED

Bret is kill

>NOTHIN' BUT WOOD

MICHELLE SAFE

LEAKS BTFO

press F to pay your respects

F

ANTI MICHELLE FAGS WRONG

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHHA

>there are people in this thread right now that would pick Michelle over Michaela

Is it true that Michelle is going home tonight?

Nah Sunday is gone. Most airtime she has had all season

>there are white people in this thread right now

fixed it

That'd be a really depressing final 3. All those people were forgettable as fuck.

If dubs nig goes home

>implying a sane white man wouldn't find Michaela attractive

>that one guy who's obsessed with Michaela is here every week