Be a 26 year old virgin

>Be a 26 year old virgin
>Never kissed or dated a girl either
So how old are you virgins?

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Lost mine freshman year of college. Been getting pussy ever since.

oldfags remember how the virgin meme started

Disgusting normie

22. fucked at 15.

>28 virgin
> i once paid for a blowjob

23

18. fucked at 18

33

You're just ugly. I have aspergers and still get pussy on a frequent basis without even trying. Being introverted or socially inept is only acceptable if you're 6/10+. It's seen as mysterious, whereas fugly guys are seen as creeps for the exact same behavior. A bitter pill to swallow, but if you want to change it start working out, dressing better, get regular haircuts and maybe even consider cosmetic surgery.

22, and on a distinguished road

>26 year old

19.
I find sex to be overrated. It's okay to not have sex.

Tesla, Newton, Teresa and many other noble figures died as virgins.

You can feel sorry for yourself for being a virgin or just accept the way you are.

Had a gf, tinder matches and getting several mires per day. Still virgin and gonna be 25 soon. Was a late bloomer hardly any friends. My self esteem was 0 and now I am missing something. I dont get flirting or game in practice only the theory behind it.

Help?!

go do social activities, find women with similar interests, go from there

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Sigh... 36 years old and an engineer who makes good money..

How do you find sex overrated if you’re a virgin?

Grand wizard. Combination of aspergers, lowish libido, and being pretty redpilled about women and not liking their personalities or the bodies/looks of women my age (they go to shit after 25).

I was 29, almost wish I put it off longer for the bragging rights to be a Wizard. It's pretty meh, jerk in off is better.

Lost mine freshman year of high school, now married to same chick. She can cook so I fuckin won on the roulette of bitches :D

Lost virginity at the age of 19 to a girl I didn't really know that well but I was pretty interested in. The moment I did it I felt empty as fuck, as if I was expecting losing my virginity to suddenly make everything better.

It really doesn't. At least it didn't for me.

How do I know if I have asperger.

>26
>Never kissed a girl
What the fuck OP
I'm an introvert myself, but that's just miserable

Tesla fucked a pigeon.

Where to meet engineers senpai

21 year old virgin reporting in. Getting hard to resist temptation, but the fear of having actual sex keeps me motivated. My desire to masturbate has significantly decreased as well, I hardly do it anymore.

"being pretty redpilled about women and not liking their personalities or the bodies looks of women my age"

As a licensed psychologist i find your coping mechanisms extremely interesting, mind giving mail for a chat?

no fuck off normie

13 year old virgin, it's not something that worries me now (Obviously), so i choose to focuse on school.
Lame, i know, but right now i just don't feel the need to be in a relationship and fuck, if the chance appears, i'll take it.

You're so fucking basic. You're 13. Chill.

If this is bait nice. If you're actually 13 get off this site. This is not an "angery post telling a kiddie to gtfo", this is a sincere warning, I've been here since I've been 13. I'm 20 now. It ruined me. Fucking go. Please. Trust me. Trust all of us. It ruined us here. LEAVE, PLEASE, FOR YOUR OWN GOOD MAN. PICK UP A HOBBY. START PLAYING THE GUITAR, CHESS, WHATEVER, JUST TRY TO BE NORMAL

I've tried online dating and I've had plently of matches so it's not my looks that's the problem. I'm too anxious to talk to any of them let alone meet up

>has aspergers
>doesnt try
>gets pussy

Yeah I don’t think so faggot.

well at least you will live longer.....its a fact that sex drains vital energy from our bodies and shortens life span, go search in google....thats why doctors dont let you have sex when you are recovering from strong treatments or surgeries, so the body dont waste energy, but damn it feels too good to ignore longetivity

Online datings a scam

There’s a lot wrong with your understanding of the world, bud.

20 yo virgin, might be going for wizard status

interesting

Like i said, i don't give much of a fuck right now

>be 14 yr/o me
>done pretty much everything but sex with my then gf of about a year
>finish school one day and go to hers
>initiate usual fumbling around
>"today's the day" i remember thinking
>shes laying face down on her bed
>mount her and pull her trousers down
>pull out cock and start rubbing it against her bare ass
>spit on my hand like a fucking try hard and rub it on her pussy coz they do that in porn
>insert
>warm, wet, amazing feeling. Never forget it
>shes super in to it
>suddenly urge to cum
>blast her insides after about 5mins of beached dolphin impression
>oh fuck oh fuck! Didnt mean to cum inside but couldn't resist the good feeling
>pull out
>look down
>was in her asshole the whole time

>before that day was Everything but sex
>from then on was everything AND buttsex

Thats the story of how i lost my virginity with anal. Fucked her for realsies about a week or so after that, she was super into at the time and regularly let me smash ass so can't complain. Now 26 and been left with weird obsessive anal fetish since then, like even though sex in the puss is a way better feeling, i just always have a craving to fuck ass. There are weirder fetishes I guess...

Listen to what he has to say.

Also 22 and never even kissed a girl.
A girl gave me a hug once though.

good on you man that's a pretty funny story

Pussy does not really matter to anyone who has experience with pussy. Anyone who claims to get tons of pussy on Sup Forums has not gotten any ever.

Rich people generally don’t flaunt their money, niggers who spend a welfare check on a Prada t shirt do. People who get sex have no need to talk about it because it is old news and nothing terribly special. Virgins talk about getting pussy.

Don't worry, i don't visit this place a lot.
Also, i already have hobbies, I have pretty good grades and an overall good life, thanks for the consideration, anyways.

Generally Not a scam but fundamentally harder to score than in real life.

>be me, 15 years old.

>gf who is very opposed to having sex

>religious parents and what not

>groom her through kicking up intensity when we are chilling, kissing her neck and stuff

>she has vocally expressed that she will not have sex until etc time whatever

>continue not giving a shit and turning up the heat while we get together and are alone

>decide to go monkey balls one time and we end up naked, she kind of goes with the flow considering i have worked her up to the point of her being hot and bothered

>look her into the eyes and grin knowing i will get to fuck her this day

>we cuddle naked and i just flip her over and push myself inside her, she reacts by letting out a sound that i will never forget

>fuck her raw doggystyle, on top of the world. feeling like i just killed three niggas and walked through three banks

>"user, we are having sex what the fuck"

>"yes bitch" as i pummel her sweet ass from behind and proceed to cum

>i succeeded in my mission and from that day onward i turned her into a goddamn rabbit. shit was cash

alright man. Took me all the way until I was 20 to actually lose my virginity thanks to this site so just be on your guard

>28yo
>kissless virgin
I hate my life so much

"thanks to this site"

pathetic bitch

yeah I got hooked on this site pretty early in life so it took me a while to get back on track

the problem is not the site, the problem is you

good on you dude keep living that sweet life

>7 years away from being a grand wizard
I can do it fellas

I realise that, but I more or less got over my problems and all is good, so I don't think there's any issue anymore. Just took me a few years longer to start living like a person, that's all

alrite, ye your wording was just bad

19 y/o virgin. When my parents where my age, I was 2. The idea of having a child scared the shit out of me and kept me from all advances and relationships throughout high school. Now that I have a job, I've calmed down more (still don't want kids) but I still fear STDs and someone poking holes in a condom.

I've thought about doing it with a guy, but again AIDS and it looks painful. I don't know.

21 and really dark.

Is there by hope for me bros?

19 and can't even talk to women here. Living life.

24
Cant stand people so its ok.