You are the president of the U.S and you are informed that the Thing has landed in Northern Alaska aprox. 1 hour ago.
What do you do?
You are the president of the U.S and you are informed that the Thing has landed in Northern Alaska aprox. 1 hour ago
Gabriel Reed
Carson Reed
Nuke Canada
Angel Brown
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Thomas Harris
"If you kill your enemies, they win." - Obama
Camden Richardson
Drop a nuke on it
Michael Martinez
That was Trudeau
Ian Morgan
Call in backup from my fellow lizard people aliens. Then nuke the area multiple times. Check satellites to see if there was any travel from that area and nuke that as well
Easton Hill
Reinstate slavery
Mason Martinez
Build a wall.
Gavin Young
stuff my fat american pig face with hotdogs and pizza like all fat disgusting american pigs
and then porbably shit myslef, for the american is a coward.
after then, get out my ak-47 (I need it for self-defence and hunting loolololol) and shooot some helpless children in a school, for that is the american passtime, and being a fat sack of useless shit
lololol
then I'd dissapoint my parents my being a loser who spends all day playing video games and masterbate
then I die of diebetees because too much fat and no money for doctor
Jonathan Garcia
very strange post
Aiden Taylor
>this is what jealously looks like
You guys learn how to make fire yet?
Jackson Morgan
Grab its pussy
Aiden Myers
Send Kurt Russell, obviously
Mason Jones
Hmm
Jose Cook
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Juan Hughes
announce to the people our supreme trans genderfluid overlord has arrived
Parker Price
Excellent post Mr. Kekhold.
Cooper Johnson
this
Grayson Robinson
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Colton Gomez
napalm everything
Logan Davis
Marauder Protocol.
John Hill
Let's be honest guys. Sure this guy was shitposting but that pretty much sums up the average life of an American normie.
If you took the average Joe off the street and made him POTUS he wouldn't do much better.
Joshua Fisher
>ak-47
Shitty b8
Jose Wood
probably just blow my brains out then and there.
There is no full proof way to stop the thing and it would already be too late if it had reached any major continent. As soon as its taken over any aquatic or avian life the whole planet is done for
Be pointless to even bother trying to fight that shit really
Ethan Gray
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Christopher Morales
HAHAHAHAHA "the american passtime" HAHAHHA
kek
Eli Morales
disrupt communications
Easton Myers
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME?
Lucas Green
ask ripley from aliens
Jacob Gomez
State wide nukes and tons of napalm, bleeding over into Yukon.
Consistent bombing of napalm over the span of forever
Like what this user said if it assimilated a bird or fish, then the world is fucked.
Bentley Wood
Report promptly for assimilation and re-designation