You are the president of the U.S and you are informed that the Thing has landed in Northern Alaska aprox. 1 hour ago

You are the president of the U.S and you are informed that the Thing has landed in Northern Alaska aprox. 1 hour ago.

What do you do?

Nuke Canada

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"If you kill your enemies, they win." - Obama

Drop a nuke on it

That was Trudeau

Call in backup from my fellow lizard people aliens. Then nuke the area multiple times. Check satellites to see if there was any travel from that area and nuke that as well

Reinstate slavery

Build a wall.

stuff my fat american pig face with hotdogs and pizza like all fat disgusting american pigs
and then porbably shit myslef, for the american is a coward.
after then, get out my ak-47 (I need it for self-defence and hunting loolololol) and shooot some helpless children in a school, for that is the american passtime, and being a fat sack of useless shit
lololol
then I'd dissapoint my parents my being a loser who spends all day playing video games and masterbate
then I die of diebetees because too much fat and no money for doctor

very strange post

>this is what jealously looks like
You guys learn how to make fire yet?

Grab its pussy

Send Kurt Russell, obviously

Hmm

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announce to the people our supreme trans genderfluid overlord has arrived

Excellent post Mr. Kekhold.

this

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napalm everything

Marauder Protocol.

Let's be honest guys. Sure this guy was shitposting but that pretty much sums up the average life of an American normie.

If you took the average Joe off the street and made him POTUS he wouldn't do much better.

>ak-47
Shitty b8

probably just blow my brains out then and there.

There is no full proof way to stop the thing and it would already be too late if it had reached any major continent. As soon as its taken over any aquatic or avian life the whole planet is done for

Be pointless to even bother trying to fight that shit really

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HAHAHAHAHA "the american passtime" HAHAHHA

kek

disrupt communications

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME?

ask ripley from aliens

State wide nukes and tons of napalm, bleeding over into Yukon.
Consistent bombing of napalm over the span of forever

Like what this user said if it assimilated a bird or fish, then the world is fucked.

Report promptly for assimilation and re-designation