You have 10 seconds to prove you are NOT an AMERICAN

You have 10 seconds to prove you are NOT an AMERICAN.

I had surgery last month and it cost me 0$

Eggs on toast

>unemployed
>never owned a car
>depend on benefits
>live in designated cubicle for rest of life
kill me

have you tried out your new vagina yet?

Im not fat

I like Trump.

Migrants raped every female I know.

MY president has a full head of hair.

I can see my feet when I stand straight.

I've ate at mcdonalds twice in my whole life

I've never been shot/stabbed/raped

I actually know the political climate of my country.

I like crumpets and jammy dodgers

colour

I can eat kinder chocolate

meters

same here

This!

How many years did you wait?

I'm not American.

I was taught critical thinking in elementary school.

Democrats typically don't know shit, all they know is they should hate Trump because he's UltraMegaKKKHIlter.

09.02.2018

Went into hospital, had surgery the next day.

I'm not trying to rape the entire rest of the world

you must be canadian

servo pies

I weigh less than 250 pounds.
Also I cut myself at work and the hospital charged me $0.00 for the emergency room visit.

you are correct user

No niggers 100 km around me (at least)

i have free healthcare and i am not obese

I can count to 10

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

don't know rules to baseball or girdiron

This. And right now its -6C outside.

The capital of Germany is Berlin...should I go on?

I know 3 languages

I use the word "whilst"

-19C and our national sport is lacrosse.

where is this magical place if you don't mind my asking

Maple Leafs

I don't believe the cops should be allowed to shoot dogs

I'm a retard. I thought Canadas national sport was hockey.
I'm Canadian btw.

0 school shootings this year in my country

I'm aware that Africa is not a country.

Lithuania...closest nigger is in Sweden somewhere :)

not fat

I'm studying engineering and I don't own any money to my university

I am not chronically masturbating whenever I see a flag (i.e. not suffering from Morbus Patriotismus)

owe

Ich muss für mein Geld nicht arbeiten

25-4=21

Not american esay

..voted for hillary

Biscuits

sex with kads

If someone tells me they work in the military, I don't immediately drop to my knees to suck their dick whilst screaming "THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE"

"Mein Geld"....

Born in Cuba, became US citizen, never go to Cuba nor do I send anything there becsuse doing so gives American money to Cubas corrupt government. Dont really like Trump but I like his views on immigration. I am okay with deporting every criminal and illigal to their country of origen at the expens of their country, if the country dont comply no business with US they are on their own no import no export let their market fall. And most of all if you come here legaly you may not go back nor send money or anything to other countries. If you do so you shall be considered a criminal and take your rights away. You need to leave and help fix your own country or stay and contribute to your comminity in America. I was born in Cuba but I am American. Trump needs to speed uo the immigration thing dont like his views in war but I'm still glad we put him in office. IMMIGRANTS NEED TO FIX THEIR COUNTRY... I'm not immigrant I am political exile which means I wad against Cuban corrupt government and they went after me. Lost job, people did not hire, people spied in me, they came to my house, took my books, was put on a gag order which means I cant speak about it, USA helped me and welcomed me, have good job, became citizen. Other Cubans dont like work hard to get places. Miami is south cuba only smart cubans move out of Florida

Americans are pussies.

Up the ra

Murica skuhwysyny, spasione swinie, no to elo.

My foreskin is still intact

Zed.

High taxes benefit everyone.

Taxation is theft.

You can move to Somalia if you don't want to pay taxes

No student in my country has EVER been shot while at school.

Have poster from Soviet union

I bet it's long and luxorious.

I am not forced into worshiping a flag.

Americunt , taxes help pay for functioning society .

Out of all five cities?

I paid under $50 for a four-day in the hospital after they delivered my wife's baby.

Went to college at a fantastic University. I have NO student loans debt.

I need a fucking permit to own a handgun

Amerifags can be dumb sometimes but when it comes to their liberties they know their shit

I have more than two parties to choose from at election day

Flag worshipper detected

Prioritise

My country has never overthrown democratically elected foreign governments

pizza are not vegetable

You need a permit to buy a handgun here. At least we can buy Assault Rifle 15s without one though.

Hurr durr people no git guns only state.

colour

>when it comes to their liberties they know their shit

Bullshit. They know how to parrot others who have an opinion they like. They don't know shit about their actual rights. But, in all fairness, they don't need to...they're fat dumb and happy the way things are prescribed for them.

Milton mango

sure kid

I'm a minority, and I love the police!!

I haven't paid anything but sales tax since 2008. Enjoy continuing to pay for lazy niggers so they can have 60 kids and smoke pot all day.

but you are retarded

I've been charged with a hate crime for not allowing muslims to fuck my wife and daughters

Did you move to Oregon or Montana?

says this guy on the internet

I'm in the northern midwest

Look, it took him less than 10 seconds to prove he's an actual Amerifag. kek...calling somebody who's not obese and pays nothing for health care retarded. LOL!!!

sure kid

As opposed to Europeans?

but you are retarded

I'm glad you agree.

sure kid
I see there is retardation on both sides of the pond

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