I fucked my ankle, but going to a hospital would fuck my bank account

I fucked my ankle, but going to a hospital would fuck my bank account
Wat do

cut it off you got a spare one.

Sprain?
Rest
Ice
Compress
Elevate

Broken? Well shit

That’s a break OP, post more pics so I can be sure?

Stop being murican

What backward country doesn't provide medical care for it's people? Move to a first world country.

to celebrate my britishness, im going to fuck up my ankle tomorrow, fuck it up worse than yours then mosey on down to a hospital and get it fixed up good as new for free. Might even break my arm too, get me a nice free bone setting and plastercast.

probably just a sprain, put ice on it and rest

kek

fuck, I want that so deep inside me

I wear a size 13 1/2

so hot post your sneakers

its broke dude. just dont pay the bill.

Get a chainsaw a cut your leg off

Pressure bandage and hope it's not the bones.

Trust me, I'm a coroner.

this guys got it

This.

Protip: Really play up the pain when you go to the doctor so you can get vicodin.

your health is more important than your money

fuckin kek america is fucked as shit. Try an NHS

Tried it once...got sent home and called a drug seeker

go to brazil medcare here is shitty but it's free

youre american arent you? just sue someone, thats what yall do over there right?

Yea then get killed walking out. Fuck that piece of shit country.

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Go to a urgent care clinic, cheapest and best option for injuries that aren't life threatening but require medical care attention. Should be a couple hundred dollars at the most, ER will be a couple thousand.

/thread

Easy: Don't live in such a shit hole country faggot.

EMTfag here. Can confirm this is best option

>Wat do
GET LOAN FROM PHONE

Kickstart the newest trend of 2018, Helicopter ankle.
You’ll be a legend

nah, I dont like 40% of my wages to be taxed, or let alone taxed to death for a "health care system for all"

health care is not a right

Stupid burgers and their shitty healthcare .

Walk it off you soft cunt.

then be a fucking man and walk it off if you dont want healthcare

>health care is not a right

Maybe not in your shithole, it is in my country.

you deserve a broken foot

> going to a hospital would fuck my bank account
> I don't want my wages to be taxes

Then endure the pain you retard

>can't afford going to the hospital
>"healthcare REEEEEEEEEE"

Income tax in the UK is 20% up to the equivalent of $62,000

You know that you are paying taxes right ? And that thoses taxes are used to bail out banks, bomb irak and have a full army at NK border instead of having a decent healt care. It's not about more taxes. It's about using it better. Americans really are stupid.

And, i forgot to say, everyone pays no tax on the first $16,000 they earn

beautiful