ITT: Sexual fetishes you have which make you feel guilty

ITT: Sexual fetishes you have which make you feel guilty.

I despise black people, but have a BBC fetish.

I have a major cum fetish. I secretly sneak it into her coffee, her friends' coffee, coworkers, etc. If you chill it overnight, it doesn’t coagulate when it goes into coffee. Been doing this for seven years. Wife has had 4 or 5 loads a week. Probably a dozen of her friends as well. Her best friend who comes over pretty regularly for coffee us had probably 40 loads over the past five years. Another dozen women at work have had it in coffee too. With milk and some flavorings, can’t tell a thing.

Tits or gtfo

Fucking hell, you shouldn't even feel guilty. That right there is an accomplishment. I could not even dedicate myself to such a thing.

Long hair or ponytails. That shit is a turn on.

I'm a man, nigger. If I was a roastie, I would not feel as guilty.

give me every tip you can sensei, how can i mask it from my girlfriends friends? i don't want to get caught

Yeah, I can see that.

You're the man Sup Forumsro!!

I'm just the typical cum facial/load swallow guy, cumming on panties, asses, backs, tits, stomachs is cool too. Basically no creampies. I feel guilty telling my lovers that I want to cover them with cum all the time, and I always wear condoms.

Also, can't cum from sex unless 1 of 3 things is true: my thumb in her mouth, eye contact, or kissing (each at time of orgasm)

I use a 5 hour energy bottle. Cum in it at least a night before (day before is probably better), and then put it in the fridge.

If she drinks black coffee, abort. Ideal is like a vanilla latte. I've found a grande vanilla latte from Starbucks can easily mask the taste of 1-2 cum shots worth.

Did you ever get caught? Do you know how to do this methodically through trial and error?

7 years man.

I'm pretty sure if I get caught, I go to jail. At least with anyone other than the wife.

Somehow, it has worked perfectly.

black coffee a no-go? shit... thank you for answering Sup Forumsro

As a black dude, I have a big racist and or slave/master fetish.
I love when a white girl calls me a nigger, no matter the context. That shit is hot as fuck.

Chicks on drugs.

That's actually a funny thought. Under what law would you be sentenced? What part of the legal code specifically prohibits a man from serving qt girls his dick milk?

Harassment, maybe? God, I don't fucking know. Either way, it'd be a hilarious court case. I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face if I was the judge.

"For the crime of serving semen disguised as coffee to an overwhelming number of 56 women, we find you guilty of harassment."

I wouldn't trust black coffee. Something about the milk and then the syrup they put in it does enough to mask the flavor and texture

Im a pedo

Yeah, I found out a lot of people have this fetish. What if it's a guy? Or to what extent would you allow the racist talk?

Fuck, just realized two other tips

first, make sure you stir it. don't want that shit settling at the bottom or something

Also, if you do it with a fresh latte from Starbucks, remember which side you pour it into, and then DO NOT put the sipping hole of the lip over that side. The foam will hold the taste and odor more than the coffee will.

Trips get!

I'm white and think shit like that is hot asf, not the nigger part obviously but the domination and her calling me names

Dude, at least a couple high profile cases have occurred of this.

tons of laws specifically address putting semen in food and drink and serving it. you aren't the first chucklefuck to think it would be funny.

i would like to crossdress someday because women clothes turn me on, but i can't because i don't live alone (friends from college) what do.

Holy fug user you got quads!

>health code laws

thanks again for all the tips sensei, never did it before, will test on gf first!

you're a very nice and trustworthy friend, user :) I would definitely like to be your friend some day. :)

Girls giving guys rimjobs

what if a white guy pulls up and calls you a nigger?

DAMN!!! My first quads!

sounds to me like this user would like cum-sneak user to put cum in his coffee

I would give it time. I was semi-convinced I was a degenerate tranny earlier on last year but I sort of phased myself out of it. Now I look back on it in disgust.

It depends whether or not you feel it's an innate thing inside you, like you feel as if you are a woman mentally. In which case, you should see a doctor. If it's just a fetish, I wouldn't think anything of it.

congrats user, I got my first quads a few days ago
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>brofist.jpg

my gf loves doing that, loves my ass in general #blessed

Although I enjoy coffee to a concerning degree; no, that is not my intention. My intention, however, is to take help from this agent 47 into polluting the coffee of my neighbour fat bitch

Phlegm

I've eaten a female friend's phlegm several times

I love me some ponytails.
Instant 2 Point swing/10

Nah. No masculine dudes.
Only if they're more fem than I am.
As for a limit, there's no upper limit I can think of.

That's why I secretly find girls like Evalion hot af. Even though I know they would rather sleep with pride of hungry lions than sleep with me.

Just to be clear, I do not do it out of hate, but rather love.

Every single one of the women who have had my ejacu-lattes are ones that I would bone.

If true then you got yourself an angel

she's thicc as fuck so think about boning her, but she's irritating as fuck and i'd shag her if she was not my aunt.

You and cum-sneak sensei user should open a coffee shop in mexico

Nice, i got quads. Its the first time ive ever gotten quads.

Will screenshot and post on /r Sup Forums. You get gold for this kinda shit.

>lipstick/big lips
>be me
>9th grade when this happened
>girl on bus
>putting on lipstick
>see this
>pull out phone
>record dat shit
>whack off to it once I get to school
>realize I’m a pervert
>don’t wanna be pervert
>delete footage
>realize later thAt night what I’ve done
>wish I kept the vid

I have a thing where I like spitting into girls mouths so I can understand this kinda. That gross shit is soooo hot

I want a woman to cheat for me
it's pretty vanilla but still makes me feel guilty

Coincidentally, coffee shop is one of our family business.

>Is he a fem twink?
It might tickle my dick.
>Is he of average or greater masculinity?
He might have to check himself.

what if he's from KKK?

i shit you not fam, had a lot of luck with sex, not in love. now i have both. rimming is just the tip of the iceberg

>I despise black people
No you don't faggot. You're a cuck and that's your coping mechanism.

Right? It's so wrong but that makes it 50x hotter

What other stuff does she do with you?

second that. where there's hate, there's love.

Re-read my post.

spitting is awesome but wtf id pheg... what the guy you quoted mentioned

I would have been so depressed if I deleted that and then I would have been so obsessive trying to get the vid again

Domination. I like to dominate women during sexual intercourse. In every field of life, I like to be dominating and so is the case in sexual intercourse. Luckily, I found a girl who wants to be dominated, so I make her act like a cat girl and say "Nyaa nyaa!"

rough sex in general, anal, footjobs, golden showers, deepthroating... here you go, only photo i have

pic says it all

Exactly! It's something that isn't even remotely normal that it makes it soooo hot

the grosser the better

Fucking in nature is my go to fetish. Mainly aesthetics get me off, like bright white see through clothing is hot. Anything that has a Greco Roman design such as clothes or rooms with bright natural lights and naked girls. Purity and divinity in sex is at the core of my sex life.... I have problems.

damn straight bruv, vanilla is boring

Having her feed me big, stringy clumps of it was the best man

I like the stringy ones too, doing it from like a distance and watch her catch it

She's so tiny as well idk where it all even comes from

We are doomed to like this totally awesome strange thing for no reason. I've been lucky too, all my previous gfs are cool with it

I roleplay as a lesbian online and more enjoy forming meaningful contact with people than random cybersex

Yeah it's a weird one huh? One time she filled a fucking glass with it over a few hours, drank it all.

I like seeing girls cry.

I want to make my girlfriend cry and bully her where she's a sopping mess. It can be from pain as well but I just love the idea of telling her off and watching her sit there and cry, it fucking gets me hard. It probably doesn't help that even though I get sex and dates, I hold a hatred towards women. I've never told any girls about this, I've made them cry through spankings which pleases me, but I never admit it's her crying that turns me on. They always think it's because of me spanking them I find it hot, but it's their sweet tears that do it.

Every time my sis goes out partying I get a raging-hard boner thinking about all thr ways she's getting fucked. She isnt even that slutty

thats hot asf, giving me ideas and shit.

I love making eye contact during the transfer too, I can't describe how hot that is

Hi Sup Forums

I had a crazy gf that cried and shit all the time from being upset, I loved that, and then fucking the shit out of her after I half-ass console her. fuck yeah

She's done so much sexy af stuff with me, it's amazing. Like stradling me in her underwear coughing stuff up and feeding me it

I sometimes fap to transsexuals. I don't like it because it feels inconsistent with my typically straight preferences. I don't consider myself to be bisexual neither but evidently there has to be a level of bisexuality. I've only ever had sex with biological women. I read somewhere that it is statistically common for straight men to watch transsexual pornography, more so than gay men apparently. I also read that there may be psychological reasons for it. None of this makes it feel justified and I have been trying to ween myself off of the stuff for awhile now. I wish I had never discovered it.

I Have a farting fetish. I love when women fart man gets me so hard. Sadly no chicks seem to be into it.

Power couple mannnnnn

I love missionary and looking at her, I'll just grab her face and spit a nice big stringy one in her mouth, sometimes she'll say shit like "thank you daddy" and she always sticks her tongue out after to show me its all gone, SOOOO HOT

I should mention that it doesn't satisfy me unless I make her cry. I need to be the reason she's in tears, otherwise it doesn't feel sexual at all. If her dog died and she's crying I don't get turned on, I feel bad. But if she's crying from me spanking her or calling her a dumb cunt, then my dick is diamonds.

She does that to me too. Gets me to show her it's gone then says shit like "oh no, can't leave your mouth empty"and spits more in

Disembowling and fucking a trashy whore while her body spasms.

Nah I get that, my ex would get upset if I said she was being annoying or over-dramatic and cry. 15 mins later we'd be having that I-hate-you sex, or for her it would just be sex but I'd be stuffing it in there like I hate her lol

Right on. There's just something so great about seeing girls in tears, all their bitchiness and false confidence is gone and they just become like a puddle of goo, a total mess.

thats too hot man, hats off to you user, glad a fellow fetishee got a sexy gross gf to express that shit with. I'm gonna have to use that "oh no" line next time I'm with mines

>all their bitchiness and false confidence is gone and they just become like a puddle of goo

THIS.

that's exactly what it is. I've been bitched at and put through so mush BS because of some girls, the hot part is now they're crying and I'm the one who's all up in their guts

Actually she's not my gf, we fool around behind our partner's backs. Glad I'm giving you ideas too.

That makes it better. Like a double taboo

I watched this video one time where this Japanese girl swallows the shit from 10 guys then vomits it out as a liquid. I always wanted to do this but I can't get over the smell of poop yet.

Add to that it's a role reversal, she's usually sub and I'm usually dom. It's super fun all round.

my girlfriend cheated on me, i found out because i found a hickey on her boob. but to my surprise next to making me angry and disgusted, it also turned me on. I could never do cuckholding or whatever though, I think i would kill the other guy.
Also, into that my loved one would fuck me with a strapon

I let my gf fuck guys on our couch while I jack off in the next room.
When they finish she brings me the used condoms. I am ashamed but I can't stop.

>lips

same

>developed fart fetish in my early teen years 12 to 13ish
>mfw I fucking love to troll my dick

like this i could never do, its not the shame stopping me, but i just get angry thinking about my gf with another guy.

I has a hair fetish as well

also have a huge cuckold fetish it just turns me on so much. I feel guilty because I want to enjoy the fetish for what it is just for jacking off, but i'm scared maybe i'll try it with a gf that's too important one day or accidentally push a great girl away because i want to act out my fetish too much. I mean if I don't care for the girl then it doesn't matter but what if it happens with a girl I really like and could have a life with?

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I love animal pussy and ass when I cant get any I have my fleshlights to take care of me

sca/coprophagia (shit eating)
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