Be me

>be me
>19
>fucking around on FortNite
>sister walks in, asks to play a round
>she’s 14 and never touched my playstation ever before
>fuckit.png
>i was about to start a new game but i had to take a shit
>come back after a quick shit
>wtf.mov
>she has a boogie bomb and two kills
>about 6 people left
>she’s been at tilted towers the whole time (majority of map goes there, easy to die)
>forgot to mention, i have never won a game
>i have an umbrella (reward for victory) just because my cousin won when we teamed up
>my freshman sister is better at a game which she’s literally never played before than i am
>im deleting my ps4 account now

you both fucking suck and Sup Forums doesnt care about your blog post newfag

shit greentext

yes that’s all we’ll and good, but did you fuck your sister?

Great post user!
Where can I subscribe to your channel?
Up voted good sir

jeez, did they bully you again in school?

gtfo

I remember when greentext on Sup Forums were the funniest shit ever. Now they're just... This.

Haha

kys

>gaming
>playstation
way to be a fucking normie

The dole is paid out every fortnight.

This

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says the newfag

I read "i'm deleting my PS4 now".

Shits easy to win you suck lmao

Well, aren't you a fucking faggot

>be me
>19
>fucking my sister while playing fortnite
>fuckit.png
>wtf.mov
>she gets my boogie bomb
>forgot to mention she's my sister
>no longer virgin
>reporting in again at a later date after i fuck my mom.

fixed that for you.

The motor skills of the average person is appalling. I started playing casual games of csgo last week for the first time and I've consistently placed 1st or second on my squad. Granted I played some cs years ago but it's probably been 10 years.

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>she gets my boogie bomb
fkn kek'd

I don't play this game so no clue what you're talking about I thought it was gonna get sexy at some point but no :(

test

well fortnite is a fucking kids game so im not surprised at all you fucking beta faggot