Why did they need an axe on a spaceship?

Why did they need an axe on a spaceship?

In case of a fire.

cutting wood and shit.

Why do they need life vests on an airplane?

>dat mound

Why do they need fire extinguishers on a boat?

She has the smallest ass in existence but they somehow found panties smaller than small just to show her butt crack.

oh right axe beats fire, fire beats paper, paper beats axe, duh

Prove that it doesn't.

damn that's hank hill tier

For chopping wood, geez wtf has Sup Forums become

I'm disappointed, user. pic related.

you always need 2 axes, an X and a Y

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She was originally supposed to be naked in that scene.

that's a hatchet, you fucking pleb. it could save your life.

Why? You can't be naked in space, that's illegal. But, why would you be naked anyway?

>the Nam
?

To hack people to death that ask insignificant and borderline retarded questions

It's like asking why someone would carry a knife every day or keep a toolbox in the trunk of your car.

For any fucking reason that might come up. They have so many other stupid shit on board, why not a general tool that serves many purposes?

>cover implies Brian will use a giant ax to decapitate a wolf
>Brian never decapitates a wolf with a giant ax

Is that a picture from the new live action Ghost in the Shell?

fucc, I guess Scott was really a hack all along. Everyone knows that if you include an axe in science-fiction you might as well kill yourself.

Holy fuck, I love it when a girl has a thick bush.

If "Welcome to the Jungle" doesn't start right as you pull her panties down, you've got the wrong girl

Yeah! Why do they need axes in hotels for that matter!

This

The hoary jungles of south east asia

thats a pretty disgusting fetish

Tell me ONE situation that is not improved by having an axe handy

>axes are the shit

If you watch her sex scene in Cedar Rapids (2011) she actually has a nice fat ass in that. I literally wanted to fuck her after seeing that scene.

Space Ents

She wanted to axe the alien a few questions

She obviously wished on a monkey paw sometime in her youth that she would lose some fat from some part of her body and it would go to her boobs, and she got her wish.

You have too many axes?

>all these mongoloids responding that the axe is in case of a fire

How the fuck do you put off a fire on a fucking space ship with an axe?

Ok

There's an explosion that sends the axe flying edge first into someone

I never realized how shitty that cover is

UH HATCHET?

That's a pretty pleb opinion

Kot with bantz

It's for breaking the glass that contains the fire axe, you idiot.

escape it from the hatch duh

if you have a burning off permit ofc

>the current year of our Lord 2016
>no webm of this gif or all the other boobkino shots in Galaxy quest

Pics, prove it.

Underrated

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What was the secret again?

Break open a window

>she actually has a nice fat ass in that.

Yeah no shit she also doesn't have periods anymore what a difference 30 years makes

IMAGINE

Well. You're correct I guess.

I don't trust you, Australian satan.

>Dan O'Bannon: Okay, about the axe...which is something I've caught a lot of flak for over the years, ever since "Alien" came out. I needed Ripley to have some kind of weapon that didn't really make sense, like, what are you going to do, hack away at this monster with acid for blood? I just wanted to show her desperation. I wasn't thinking of the practicality of it, the logistics. I don't even know. Is there even an axe in the script? I think I just wrote "a piece of pipe" or something.

>Riddley Scott: No, there was no hatchet in the screenplay for "Alien." If you stop to think about it, it's really quite gonzo, isn't it? Everything In the ship is made to metal. What could that blade possibly cut? I've passed off the blame on that one over the years, mostly to Dan, because he has such a sense of humour. But truth be told, and I can say this now because he's passed, the true culprit was Möbius. I paid him a little tribute in my new film. I won't discuss it any further.

>Möbius: Yes, yes, the axe, the axe. I pushed that on the prop master, didn't I? Riddley stepped in. He was against it, of course, of course, but how could he refuse me? I'd breathed my soul into the Nostromo for how many months? I was fine with his fidgeting, his false walls and lines of sight for his cameras. I only ever insisted on one objet, which I designed myself, of course, and I even forced the director's hand to place it in the actress' grasp! The axe was the key for me, a hint of absurdity amid the moderne and industrialia. The idea is nonsense, of course, to have such a tool there, in that place. But why? Jodorowsky.

Alejandro Jodorowsky: And one day we were talking over dinner in Paris, and I said to him, you should draw an axe on the spaceship. Möbius stared at me, then blinked. Put an axe in, I said, and they'll all realize what a shit it all is. He laughed, and I knew the film would be genius.

Same reason you have an axe in a steel battleship.

I am entirely certain Jodorowsky would pull some shit like this and it's why I love him.

This was actually pretty convincing. 8/10

I always hated space axe too

WATCH IT RIPLEY

Kek. Best one so far.

You should find something more productive to do with your time though.

Same reason you pocket condoms on a night out.

yeah I should be fapping to THAT porn by now

You think that's bad?
Try reading the book!

>dat bulge
I knew it

ripley is the perfect woman for Alien she seems motherly but is built in a way you cannot resist her assuming you're not a tasteless baboon

Why didn't Ridley shave her bush?

wow that girl is cute, does she have any nudes?

no, she's not that kind of girl.

>yfw diarrhea berries

Solid 8/10 post

Because the 70s were a magical time user

Jesus she was so hot at the end of the 90s hhnnnnnnnngggg

The thing is in with the suits on the emergency vehicle. It isn't there in case they need it on the ship, it's there in case they need it to survive wherever the life raft sets down.