Sup Forums literally cannot solve this. And no, you can't walk around it

Sup Forums literally cannot solve this. And no, you can't walk around it.

use the shit as lube

Dig your way round nigger

Walk through it.

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That's disgusting. Try again.
No hot slut will have sex with a guy covered in shit. Try again.
Takes too long. Try again.

Ask the Indian at the top to chill for a bit

If the hot slut doesn't have a penis I'm not interested.

Dig under it and use support beams to keep the ground from collapsing on top of me

What is "umbrella"?

Nothing was said about the time.

However the solution is simple.

Tell hot chick to escape and she can go home with you and have a shower first.

Get rekt Yankboi.

Walk through
Get covered in shit
Rape her if she won't have sex
Do the dew
Go home and shower

Done.

Ask her to walk through it. If she got there then she will be covered in shit anyway.

Wait for her to need to leave to eat or get a drink wash the shit off her, proceed to fuck. Or just proceed to fuck without cleaning her off, whatever you're into

Why not use explosives to create an alternate channel for the shit waterfall, or use an excavator to stop it at its source?

Or just leave because I'm a faggot? Fuck that whore.

who's shit is it?

>be me
>be hero
>see trapped hot babe
>walk through waterfall of shit to rescue her
>carry her back through waterfall of shit
>she is so grateful for being rescued
>take a shower together
>fuck like rabbits
>knock her up. oops.
>forced to get married
>she has a kid
>grow tired of stale, uneventful life
>reminisce about my adventure through waterfalls of shit
>hate being tied down
>she gets agitated and bitchy about losing my attention
>argue a lot
>life really sucks
>she wants a divorce. fuck.
>pay alimony for the rest of my life
>go back to waterfall of shit where we first met
>drown myself

Only you Sup Forums, Only you

Has sex with chicks willing to walk through shit for him.
What floats your boat, but I prefer women that respect themselves.

Who said the hot slut has any choice in the matter

True story m8

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Turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Ask her to walk through it. Take her to a shower, an fuck after shower

block the shitfall

Fuck the shit. Girls are overrated.

Fuck her whilst under the waterfall of shit.
Might aswell get both dirty.

>implying chadthundercock would let me do anything

Fuck is this? Only 2 ppl have responded with a pic???

OP here. Yes I'm very disappointed.

nobody wants to put effort into this shit thread tbh

I see what you did

Build a tunel like mexicans

ask him to stop shitting obviously

Well first, I'd ask the hot slut to stop screaming.

And then I take Andy Sixx' log o' shit down my throat.

If you get her pregnant she'll never know it was you

Here is the plan faggots.
Yell through the shit that you have shoes, bitches love shoes especially big titty sloots hiding behind shit. Then she will run out like a stupid sloot does. Then you inspect her for shit. But when she sees that you have no shoes she may try and run away. This is where the plan gets good. She will run back to her sloot hive. Follow her. When she gets back she will probably try and lock you out. But that bitch is a woman, she won’t have her keys, stupid bitch. Then you become king of the hive and fuck all her friends.

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On a scale of 1 to 10 how good did that sound in your head?

Because you come across as a retarded 6th grader.

umbrella

you're welcome

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/thread

top zozzle

Don't /thread your own post... You make god cry

Done

I love these threads

this is how that plan works out IRL

I have no idea what this fucking means

meant for

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winner

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tyvm do i get a hot slut to fuck now
pls make mine male if possible

Too easy, OP. Give me a real challenge.

They respect the Alpha more.

Women are worthless. Ignore and call ngger king so he gets its body full of shit and get rejected (Then, there comes the rape)

drown the slut in shit, then fuck her corpse