How can you make someone love you Sup Forums?

How can you make someone love you Sup Forums?

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Threaten to hurt them physically if they don't. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

You can't

I don't think that'll work for me, but that does sound like it would work pretty well.

Well no shit moron it works.

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But what if im a weak and no one takes me seriously? Then what do I do?

use a weapon

Voodoo

alcohol + ghb

Gorilla Fuck the bitch doggystyle.

No, they just pretend to love you until they can get away. Or until Stockholm syndrome kicks in, but it won't actually be real either way and will certainly end badly.

Can I convince one of you to love me?

is that how love works?

It's simple, you spend time with them.
That's it.

I don't know, but what's the harm in trying?

idk maybe what do you look like

Not very atrractive to be quite honest. Not in my opinion atleast.

gender and age?

I'm female and 22

that would probably work on me IRL

I'll be your friend, we can see what happens

Yay :)
I could use a friend.

do you have a kik or something?

I have a kik but I'd rather not post it. I have a discord too.

well just someway to get hold of you so we can be friends

Well what's your discord then

Start throwing money at them

This my discord, I'm still learning to use it.

first answer me this

how can someone love me

ill love you if you pay me to

Will you take hugs as payment?

absolutely not
physical contact costs extra

I don't think I can afford that.

one sec gotta make one

Yay :3

love yourself

SamSpade
#4161
is mine idk who the other person is

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stop asking for the impossible