Do you know anyone who is "The Dude" in real life?

Do you know anyone who is "The Dude" in real life?

I'm basically Donnie and it sucks

shut the fuck up

Shut the fuck up, Donnie.

Shut the fuck up , Donnie.

frig off

shut the fuck up, Donnie

DONNY YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT

>Youtube group I watch has a guy named Donnie
>Constantly gets told to shut up
>Only now do I realize it's a Big Lebowski reference

me, I literally walk around my building, go to the store in my pjs all the time. I have no serious beefs with anyone. I have a beard. I have good comebacks.

>being this deluded

yeah

I am, more or less. I keep myself updated on events, so I'm not clueless and caught unaware like Donnie, but I don't need to cling to imaginary meaning derived from the past to try to stand or make sense of the present either, like Walter does. I take it mellow, work smart instead of hard, care when there's good reason to care, live and let live.

>work smart instead of hard
That is to say within the confines of only caring to work at all when there's good reason to work.

Shut the fuck up

No, but I know plenty of guys who think they're "the dude."

Forget it Donnie, you're out of your element

See what happens, Larry? This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps. This is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs.

Homer Simpson's real dad

You're going to die of a heart attack in a bowling alley's parking lot. Then your friends will fuck up your 'spreading the ashes' funeral.

wow never even knew about these alternate lines. These are almost better

speak up, pls

Me.

literally me

I don't give a fuck I am laid back sometimes people shit on me because of it. whatever man

>me in the back

I wish I was the dude, but that guy's more of an idea than a person

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>that guy's more of an idea than a person
That's deep, man.