Secrets/Confessions thread

Secrets/Confessions thread

I'm scared of the dark and it stopped me from getting laid.

Really? What happened?

Got this girl to hook up with me and we were about to have sexy times, power cut out and I let out a bitch squeal, she laughed her shit off then walked out.

That’s a shame

Sorry to here user

When I was 14 me and my 9 yr old step bro started to Jack eachother off suck eachother off and attempted anal a phew times for 3 yrs... started from a truth or dare game...

>phew

Phew!

I'm caught between a love triangle of a gay guy, a friend of mine, and my bro who has a girlfriend's friend who hates him, no option is good, and no matter what I do someone will get hurt
>inb4 fag

When I was 8, I sucked off and was sucked off by the neighbor kid.

When I was 9 whenever my younger siblings would have pimples or blisters I would suck the juice out of them and they would always come to me whenever they did
I dunno it was satisfying to me

how old is she

When I was about 11 I molested my 4 year old niece, Then again to be fair I had a fucked sense of sexuality cause I got molested from like 4-8 by my neighbor

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

> I used to live with a tranny who bathed in a milk and lemon mixture.
> his reasoning was it would bleach his skin to become even whiter.

Only me and my best friend know........weve never told anyone because of how fucked up it was.

I really really like this chick @ work but she's engaged and married this summer.. I feel strongly that she likes me too but I've never brought it up cuz I'm a little bitch I guess.

As a 12 yo boy I sucked my 8 yo brother's cock to see what it was like.

Turns out I wasn't into it.

What did you do to her?

Nothing much, just touching never any farther

How close have you come to doing things with her?

I sucked a nigger's fat black cock in my car for weed, it wasn't even good weed

How did she respond?

Darren Himebrook ate my shit so I wouldn't beat him up in 1997.

I intentionally misspelled derpy

Half the stuff I order off of wish i refund a couple weeks to.a month after I receive it...

wanted to fuck my best friend for years, still never told him because im straight, but something about him feels "comforting" or something

Roommate had moved out off camous/didn't get along with him. Girlfriend basically lived in my dorm. Hung out with girlfriend and friend. First time they'd met. I was already in a shit mood and we were all drinking. Remember we were all drunk and basically talking and watching basketball. They were talking alot and I was focused on game. I had drank like 11-13 beers and completely passed out (somewhere between 11:30-12) on my bed. Remember waking up to my girlfriend walking back in the room at 1:30 in different clothes. Asked her where she went. "*name* left and I went to my room to change". I found out 3 months later from his roommate that they actually went to his dorm when I was out and fucked. Broke up with her. Found out 3 weeks after that that she also fucked her ex who was in the same dorm right after.

i intentionally bareback 18-20 year olds just to spread my hiv. i tell em im clean and it dosent matter what they look like

What a bitch

I got really drunk with my girlfriend last night. I woke up to us fucking and I busted a huge nut inside of her. Felt like a dream but it was real. I hope she doesn't get pregnant.

Now this is an horror story

cheat on my girlfriend with my ex and she found out and almost kill hersefl

yeah i dont tell em when im about to cum and breed them.

I put ten hits of acid in my sisters boyfriends coffee before a big exam just because i didnt like him as he was a fuck up. He ended up getting arrested and put in a psych ward for 6 months my sis left him

Kek

Come on man give them a chance

I really want to fuck this girl that I work with and I know that she likes me, but she has a kid and I have a girlfriend that loves me so I won't do it. But I fantasize about her all of the time, she's really fucking hot.

Die faggot

Got my gf drunk and hooked her up with 3 black men

Oh she was into it, Like i had to stop her from trying to touch my dick because their were other people around

Reported to the fbi

the best are straight guys i pick up at bars near the college who are so drunk they think we are just going to smoke weed and and play ps4

I had sex with my daughter's friend

I killed a hooker in Thailand out of pure rage after realizing she was a dude.

>sex starved man looking to flood his drought
>use up funds and travel abroad
>find myself in Thailand, supposed sex tourism capital of the world
>go find local hooker to fuck
>i picked one at random in my moment of pure drunk lust
>take them back to place i was staying
>we were about to fuck when i snapped out of it for a few seconds
>whatever it was, its dick was larger than mine
>we start screaming at each other
>i grab my nearby pistol and fire at them
>made it out of thailand with sheet of guilt over me, but i was a free man nonetheless

I'm 32
My wife is 30
Been married for 3 years
For the last 7 years, I've been having an affair with her sister, who is 24
There's no guilt or remorse
No emotional attachment
Just sex and it's amazing

I can’t wait till my stepdaughter is Older to see how hot she is

Watched someone I didn't like dying and didn't try to help just smirked to myself, someone else did help but the person ended up dying in hospital a few days later anyway. Don't know why I never helped and its haunted me since, I was a kid at the time and maybe I didn't realize they were dying? I was just happy they were suffering.

nothing better than tapping a straight boys ass for the first time and shooting a hugh pozzed load deep in his ass

Story on how it started?

Story?

Why wait

Age now?

Ive sent a report to the cia as well get ready for the partyvan nigger

Show us your timestamped test results or this all is fake and intentionally trolly and inflammatory

I sometimes think that I had like a crush with my older brother.

male ?

I'm afraid to fall in love again.

Recently in one of my semester classes, one of the girl caught my attention. She's petite and beautiful, she seems awfully familiar. Dunno if it's by class, school. We were in a group of four to know which tragedy movies we seen, but she constantly spoke to me while I tried to talk to the other two not to leave them out. Would tell me which movies I've seen from her Netflix list, I didn't mind seeing her smile at me. This week, she's been running through my head, remembering her face.

Though, I already had some else in mind. She lives four hours away from our hometown but comes on holiday breaks. It started in my sophomore year, five years. She was new to school, not many spoke to her before she became a athlete. I noticed her when I saw her backpack was blue and told her about it, she responded that it was her new jeans fading it before giggling together. We had morning classes together, grouped sometimes, didn't speak to her that much. I just saw her as a cute girl, fun to be with. One day, I felt like I needed to walk in a different route. I saw her, her holding hands with another guy, first time of my life I felt my whole body inside stop in one second that I thought it lasted more. The boy was my bully until graduation, I had it coming because he would flirt with her before class but later they broke up in a few weeks. After that, I saw her differently, I was I love with her, I sat closer to her. We had moments together that my brain still pop out in this day. After sophomore year, I knew we wouldn't have the same classes, she's been dating three boys in the time I knew her till graduation. The day I learned she was dating the third boy, I felt like I was being stared, it was her. She had her head turned to me, while her bf was chatting and had his arm around her. It lasted a few seconds before she faced back to her group.

She's still single, I can wait for her. I'm a love fool. What do you think? I'm just a stupid.

I think like you like should like post tits or like gtfo

when its dark and everyone in my house is asleep i occasionally run around my neighborhood naked

Thats a typical friday night bud

Tldr learn to green text beta fag

would you rather see my memento drawer? I always keep something obscure so it dosen't look like theft

What were the circumstances?

All of my friends are extremly homophobic and i just discovered that im bisexual

I'm not sure how much detail you want. She was over all the time. One night my girl didn't come home so I texted her friend (because I knew she was with her). Snoopy parent shit. She ended up texting me pretty often after that night and it was pretty innocent at first. But definitely not normal for me to be texting her almost every day. Given I had just gone through a divorce and it was tough on all of us

No. I want to see your positive test results with a timestamp.

Dont worry about it then I'm the same way if.youre not.comfortable telling them then don't just.embrace your straight side...

Get new friends

I feel no sympathy for when people die.

Family, nope. Friends, nope. Celebrities, hell no... usually laugh my ass off when rich people die especially since they made a ton of cash and instead of getting to spend it, their worm food.

I have to pretend to be sad or else I look like an evil sadistic turd. I feel emotions just like everyone else about other things. Just death is normal. People die. Get over it.

eh u guys think i should just say nothing forever and whatever move along or is there a realistic scenario where i can win?

I have this slut's nudes, picture of her ssn, and picture of her id that I stole. She doesn't know it. Now sure what to do with them.

its 2018, people find out in the doctors office and lap results are on hospital logins, and im not giving you that info...

ps, i intentionally only take my odefsy pill every three days so I keep a viral load just high enough.


my doctor cant figure out why that wont go down.

Whatever you do,do it fast,i think it'd be better if you do something before the wedding

I think if she's married you should move.on dude there are plenty of other girl a out there... if she's willing to cheat on her husband she's willing to cheat on you too... simple

Obviously

Post them in Sup Forums

I do it on the weekends that way if my parents think i'm still awake they'll just assume i'm playing ps4

Oh, in that case, you're faking all of this.

I only cried for one person dying and that was my grandfather.

doxxing gets u the bannn

I've been sober for 6 months, but I'm already planning how I can relapse without people figuring it out.

Plan B

I meant the nudes

Nudes only

I'm dead as soon as my parents kick it

i have no kids, am burnt out on women, don't have a reason to live

buy a fern

More than 2 years sober here user. It gets better. Takes time, but it does get better. So glad i didnt give up. Give yourself a chance mate

do what tho.. just tell her 'hey i like you' out of the blue ? i can't imagine that would work.. we don't hang out at all really outside of work so it's hard to get real convos you know?

she's not married yet. engaged

I only cried for my mother tbh

You ever been caught dude?

>bisex
That means you're gay. Not that I blame you because burgerland roasties are the fucking worst.

Just don't do what some of the ass rapists here are doing. Stick with other faggots. And use protection for the love of G-d.

Cheated on my girlfriend right after our first date. We weren't officially dating so it's okay Right?

Honestly, it's already gotten a lot better. I just have this idea I can't seem to shake that I've dealt with what I was trying to escape. I'm an infinitely more healthy and stable person than I was when I really lost control, so if I'm aware of that... maybe I can handle my shit now? I mean, I knew I had a problem because the escape was all that I wanted it. I preferred pot, but I was happy to drink if that wasn't an option. But I'm on a better track. I have goals. I have more important things in life. Haven't I already been restored to sanity or whatnot?

I'm obsessed with exposing my feminist gf. I try so hard to stop it but I can't stop thinking about exposing her SJW body to guys online.

>bisexual=gay
How are people so obstinantly stupid?

rape implies violence. I never force myself, I just get them so drunk and stoned they are in a haze.

While virgin straight boy ass is tight, it relaxes easily enough with all the whiskey and weed I feed em

Bisexual does mean youre gay...

Agree here. If you workout and work on yourself mentally you can beat any addiction. I was an alcoholic for 4 years and suffered severe anxiety. Now I work as a sales rep and love life. I love my girlfriend. And more than anything I love the fact that I proved to myself I could become something great from nothing

>be me
>in the middle of a move
>lazy ass parents never pay my phone
>too much of a neet to get a job
>staying at step dad's house for a while
>No WiFi
>have to wait till step uncle comes home and use his hot spot
>want to bust a nut
>go through storage looking for some good porn
>remember I deleted it all after a close call
>fuck.my.life.mp4
>get idea
>get naked
>put phone down recording
>spread my ass in front of the camera
>fap to it
>mfw I cum
>mfw do it again next day
>mfw didn't realize how fucked up I am till a couple days later
I actually think this was the turning point of me becoming bi mfw

i would drive around with my friend and we would shoot out peoples car windows with a pellet gun i sawed off

i threw a firecracker in my grandfather's toilet and it blew a chunk off the front

i let a dog lick my dick once when i was drunk

sometimes i think about my stepmom, stepsister, and blood aunt while jerking off

these are the worst i can come up with

>man likes sex with only women
straight

>man likes sex with only men
gay

>man likes sex with both women and men
gay

Y'know the word bisexual exists for a reason retard.

nope