Tfw you want to become the next Mr. Hands but you don't have access to a horse

>tfw you want to become the next Mr. Hands but you don't have access to a horse...

go to a random farm and get under a horse and have a camera man filming you

Nice triple dub mate

Not that easy, I wish.

This is now a horsecock dubs thread

bump for that

horsecock?

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also dubs

all these dubsssss

Horsecock is best cock.

My advice is start small, learn horse anatomy and behavior, and take a lot of time to get to know your stallion of choice. It will be a lot more enjoyable and safe that way.

I got myself (mostly) covered in that area.

MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE

Well that's good.

Enjoy becoming a mare, user. Don't get yourself killed.

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More horse cum please.

Second this, need more horse pics

Have you seen the resting bitchface breed?

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You mean you want to die by having your colon perforated and your innards filled with horse semen?

What breed is this?

Social Justice Mare

I mean, on the list of ways to go, that's not the worst...

is a photo of Tokhtamysh, an Akhal-Teke stallion. Akhal Tekes are generally hot as fuck.

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well no, you could be flayed alive and left in an acid bath instead but it's still far from pleasant

I poop from there but go ahead.

Frank Reynolds in horse form.

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These pics make me wonder why guys fuck mares, if a mare can take a cock like that then it’s gotta be loose to a human.

The vagein is solid muscle and she can make it do what she wants.

I think one of those mini horses would be a better option, definitely safer.

Is bestiality bannable?

A normal-sized horsey pussy is not death-grip tight, but it stretches A LOT to fit a horsecock. Mares can also relax or tighten substantially depending what they want.

It's ultimately better than you think it would be.

Yes so just post ass shots.

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women are built for that fuckhuge baby head so not great in the first place

>tfw you want to become the horse but you don't have access to a wizard

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>tfw you will never fuck a dolphin

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God, I lived in Seattle when Ken Pinyan was dropped off at the hospital ER. He'd been an engineer at Boeing & lived in Gig Harbor, a well-to-do suburb of Tacoma. Shit was all over the news.

He did all his "business" in Enumclaw, Wa. Needless to say, a buddy of mine from Enumclaw got teased mercilessly because of this.

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>tongue in pussy
>nose in ass

It was basically a horse brothel but the clientele was almost exclusively men getting fucked by horses. The absolute madman running it was using a farm belonging to a rich couple who’d hired him as a stable boy and paid him in letting him board his horses there. He lost his gig, his horses, and his dvd collection. Some SJWs waited for him to drive off so they could steal I mean rescue his animals.

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If by "horse brothel" you mean a loose party of likeminded dudes who got together every couple of weeks to try (emphasis on try) and get shagged by expensive Arabian stallions owned by other people, then yes.

Animal brothels are a myth made by normies to scare normies. The whole beast/zoo milieu is too disorganized to host such a thing in any serious capacity.

Everything you said plus it was on a paying basis and he got to make films of it he could sell. I don’t know what the gay word for a brothel is, a cockpit, I dunno, but that’s what it was.

The Netherlands has a self described brothel farm where you can be alone with a variety of animals.

fake news

What the fuck is the story here?

guessing it's some fibreglass lawn ornament or something since it looks totally stiff

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More horse cock or links?

>crossing the line
I’m going to assume you’re a vet or AI tech at work.

Bump

want more Dolphin

Beautiful

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This. I have looked for a farmer for years, with the promise if serious cash to be bred by a boar. No luck.

Only got pussy pics but if you search b****iality on a site called pornsocket you can find heaps of stuff

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is it all gay shit or some women in there too?

Fuck. There goes the thread.

mostly women and cartoon but theres some gay stuff

Looked how, yellow pages? Forums? Everybody’s going to think you’re a cop. Besides, if it’s pigs you need to find yourself a gangster.

Okay good, I'll just ignore the gay shit then thank you user

just search pornsocket with B after it and youll find the url pretty easily

This shit kills my boner

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beautiful

>not liking ghey

moar horsecock tbh

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mr. hands was the name of the horse you fuckwit, not the dude who died from it.

Underground. Zoo forums. I get that there's cops there too, but nobody gives a chance. I wanted to try knotting once as well, and the dude rejected me, saying his dog didn't like hairy butts. I kekked.

That'll do donkey, that'll do.

shitty b8

8ch still has a zoo board. Not sure how often it gets updated though.

female webm?

Can anyone recommend a good beastiality hentai?

its not bait retard, its the truth.

Mareholic?

go back to l.e.d.d.i.t where you belong

Mares are great too but...
>1000lbs of big dicked stallion
>pushing his muscular ass back into you
>tickling your chest with his tail

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never been, never will go, been here since 03 and ive seen the original mr hands video.

you're obviously bs and besides, who the fuck would name a horse that

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Ken sent me the video himself.

>my dad was mr.hands

considering he died very shortly after in the ER, i highly doubt that.

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No.

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Now you're just providing proof of how little you know and how much bs you're pulling out of your ass.
The video everyone has was made about a year before he died.
The night he died was not filmed.

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