Trips decides how i kill myself

trips decides how i kill myself

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noose

common gays I'm sitting here
come get it whilst I'm still depressed

of natural causes after a long life

Make a cheese wire noose and glue your hands to your head before you hang yourself so it looks like you pulled your head off

Dont

This.live stream it

Can we just keep rolling for this until we get it

tide pod

I agree

Cut your penis off and bleed out in a tub.

Start a fist fight with some gangsters

One more shot

Vivisection

Roll

GET

Old Age

just kill yourself.

GOTTEM

HOOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIT

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

Im too scared too look it up, what is that?

Checked

eat 10 boxes of laxative pills.
>croykey m8 theres shit everywhere

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How's op gonna do it?

Surgery without anesthetic

Use a knife and slice the skin along your stomach spilling your organs..

experimental surgery, sometimes on the brain

tide pod

This woulda been cool tho

whoever made this fucking comic must be hunted down and brought to justice

OP here
and how the fuck am i gonna do vivisection

Also apparently you suck at Latin. Viva+sectioning= divided up while alive.

Win

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Get a knife and cut open your stomach do it no balls.

Imagine cutting that frog up when it was alive

Were here to help OP.

live a long, fulfilling life with your future wife and children

Show knife OP.

OP I want you to know that a guy live streamed his suicide attempt and became famous. You could be that man. The greatest achievement of your life. Please OP, do it.

OP here anyone know any streaming services

Anally

use fuckin twitch do it

Call a expensive rich fag hospital. Tell them you wanna die. Sign the contract for organ donor. Tell them you are ready to die. They will tell you something bullshit like your life is worth something, don't do this.... just say you give them 20%, then they will act like always

Live dissecting.

Does that really work? Sounds like trickery.

This would work nicely. We will make you famous for fallowing through OP. Don't let us down. Your life is worth more when your famous.

Go step in front of the Amtrak so we can see it on CNN.

Softly with his song.

This is pretty good stream it faggot

CNN isn't good enough for our hero. If he kills something else with him he will get A LOT of attention.

I'll trust the Mexican mafia more in this case, but the clinic doesn't know, that you don't have the cont (r)acts- now.

You could've done a campus shooting.

We only want encouraging words here. This man is giving this his all. We need to respect his sacrifice.

don't kill yourself

Do this

Make sure to shave all your hair off and cover yourself with oil. It will make you look better in the video.

>op here
if anyone cares the reason im doing this is because on my 16th birthday (a month ago) i beat my mother up so bad that she couldn't even speak and i dont want the guilt anymore plus a constant downward spiral into depression and other things

don't kys faggot

This'll go viral if op did it

Where does OP get the cheese wire? Don't be daft.

Just do the fucking vivisection and get over with it

True.

still waiting for a steaming service guys

I bet your mother would enjoy the good ol' cheese noose

Chronic masturbation

Where do you live OP? We can find you some cheese wire to go out and buy if you tell us the area. It would be more viral than a terrorist beheading.

north london

twitch

On it!

Make a documentary. Lurk in hospitals for someone who deserves your kidney, Lurk moar who deserves your heart.... cut it to max 30 minutes.
Then let kill you by some weird freak - I have an idea where you can find one. Your mum will get 30% from the profit

Op should post throat with time stamp to be sure this is legit

Op here
I cant post anything cos im a giant faggot

shut up fag

Apparently Walmart sells cheese wire. That is a good place to start. Try calling a Walmart near you to see if they have cheese wire.

google.com/maps/search/walmart/@51.347217,0.869072,6.03z

walmart.com/search/?query=cheese wire&cat_id=0

Don't make fun of OP. He is trying.

y yourself tho?

Don't. Make something of your life, be the best at something and talk about this moment when someone asks you how you got to the point if greatness.

walk into the desert

Show up next week. Do your research! Who deserve a second chance? You can do more than kill yourself : you can spend life

Go to Chicago wearing black face and scream Nigger in the most autistic way possible.

OP? Are you going to do it? You could be famous.

You wait for old age.

Greatness will come to this man for fallowing through with his film on 2-9-18. An overnight internet sensation is waiting to occur. We will make him great; he just needs to take the first step.

Burn a church with yourself in it.

You live a fulfilling live and slowly wait your turn to die.

When I kill my self I will think of you OP.

I'm not OP, I'm asking him why killing himself while there's plenty of others.

I sure hope OP is driving to the store to get cheese wire and not giving up. Either that or shaving his entire body.

B...B...B...Bait

Normally I would say don’t do it but reading why you are doing it I would kill myself too. Paint your chest with a huge B and then front flip naked off of a building.

masturbate to death-by hand not one of the deadly holocaust machines

OP is busy and won't respond.

Anyone else's balls tight with excitement over this?

Old age surrounded by your loved ones at peace.

Very carefully.

eat enough apples for the cyanide to get you