/mlb/ - Rain Delay Edition

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CLE 8 - TB 7
ATL 10 - TOR 6
HOU 7 - MIA 2
ARI 2 - NYM 1 bottom 8
LAA 4 - CWS 3 top 7
SD 4 - MIL 3 top 7
SEA 4 - OAK 3 top 7
SF 6 - LAD 1 bottom 6

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Lastros fans are trash

hey mlb
I really like the MARINERS!
just so you know

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4th for Rockies

1stros

>tfw you used to browse and post in /mlb/ every single day but now Sup Forums is pretty much dead for you

>tfw you confused /mlb/ with your personal blog when in reality nobody has ever cared about you or anything you've ever done

MARINYAS!

One month in, /mlb/

Update us

I dont have enough purple

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We know it's you, tiki

can i make them all red

is this how you want to live your life?

no, this is the path that has been chosen for me

While we're getting deep and philosophical please remember the time that the Rangers clubhouse jacked off that child but haha as a prank lol

Injuns

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>rags

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nah I didn't want to wait for him to make his monthly visit

They got free beers out of it tho

Kek
>the insult that saved /mlb/

>raggots will unironically defend this

you know whats sad, hilarious and pathetic?

>#Giants Matt Cain this season 2 starts v #Dodgers -- 1 run, 12 2/3 IP, .163 BA against 6 starts v everyone else -- 18 runs, 29 2/3 IP, .292

TYBC

THE TEXAS RANGERS!

this tbqhwu

youtube.com/watch?v=8r8CejZXMU8
wtf i hate the rockies now

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>spic and his wife's sons didn't know a rule that is displayed on every scoreboard before the game so they shouldn't have gotten kicked out
I don't feel bad for them at all desu

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How in the fuck do you not instantly recognize Aaron Judge?

Holy shit he speaks English
I thought it'd legit be mungo grunts

White Sox

Mets injury list

Truly a legend in the making.

Mike Pelfrey and Dylan Covey every 4 th and 5th day

Who can stop us from Seth Beer?

Diaz inherited Rodney's throne alright.

>Jints win
>Cain gets another 1 ER game

Nice try Athletics, better luck next time!

Loss Angeles

IS this the anime thread

you bet your sweet snek ass it is.

doyers got rocked

>mission rock'd

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I was literally going to say something like that cx

You've come to the right place! How was your night of baseball, snek?

cool but what about the fucking parking?

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The new neighborhood will have a parking structure built-in that is combination usage for residents and ballpark attendees. The wide open-air lots we have now are a waste of space, vertically speaking.

Got a win so can't complain. Goldy doing Goldy thangs.

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May I ask for a red pill on Drury? Picked him up and has been positive so far, but I'd like an opinion from SNEK

>Los Doyers

Absolutely killing the ball at home, but is only ok on the road. Doesn't walk much. Pretty good defense. Locked into the 2b starter role so he will see plenty of time on the field.

>Jints beat us again

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE THEY'RE THE WORST FUCKING TEAM IN BASEBALL AND USING THEIR WORST PITCHER AND WE CAN'T DO FUCKING SHIT AGAINST HIM ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>their worst pitcher

but moore wasnt pitching tonight

Is this the greatest called shot in the history of sports?

>two stepsons
Cuck alert

>THEIR WORST PITCHER
jokes on you. Cain's the ace now.

yankees desu ne

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thanks snekbro

Are there more mosquitos in the world?

Or are there more birds in the world?

Gotta be mosquitoes.
Are there any Cleveland Indians fans in the world?

not for three more weeks, and not for another year if the cavs win it all

Stay hopelessly obsessed

W I N D I A N S!

gentlemen

how do we fix him?

What's the surge of anime posting about? Why no anime Trout?

>picture from 3 years ago
O B S E S S E D

because this is an anime image board, so there's a lot of overlap between boards.

don't no, maybe you should make some anime angels OC.

yo

that was legit amazing.

I'm somehow totally okay with Judge being cool as shit. he didn't even look butt ugly there either

We out here

I suck at drawing my man

Is this anime

Get Pudge Rodriguez to mentor him and share magical Puerto Rican pitching tips

Find one of Fernando Rodney's old hats and tilt it to ten o'clock on the mound at Safeco and burn it to lift the curse of the shitty closer

Maybe see if Jamie Moyer wants to be the pitching coach since Mel Stottlemeyer Jr kinda sucks at it

>rags

you tried and we're all proud

here have this

>tfw literally in bed ready to go to sleep, check /mlb/ one more time and get the sudden urge to make anglels OC

Who tf is that guy

>*hears banter*
>*can't defend or refute the banter*
>"LET ME CALL THEM OBSESSED TO DEFLECT HUMILIATION"
This is some mest tier cuck shit bro. Laugh at your shit team or just end yourself. It only makes it easier. You can just not respond u know.....

The Cubs, apparently.

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He's gonna be a great Yankee.

In my own, individual case? The Indies of Cleve Land is my choice.

You can have Harper, Trout is a future Ranger.

>the roach infested shanty in LA that costs the same as a mansion in SF of pissboi

Neither is ever going to play for the Yankees. They're both too white-bread to think about jumping ship to chase a ring.

Now that the Cusb are behind in the standings he's decided to show up as a Doyers fag again. If the Jints sweep will he finally just kill himself?

Haha those are fun ways to spell the baseball teams,
Fun post

Go to bed DG

Is "DG" another forced but fun acronym or fun spelling for a baseball team?

Are you sure about that

Pretty sure. He'll talk to the Yankees but Aztec Jesus will tell him to stay with the Nationals.

Neither will ever win a ring.

>tal's hill

FUCK

Mike Trout literally can't stop GOATing

Because 99.9% of Jew Yorkers are bandwagon casual

Excuse me but this isn't a racist website.

I apologize to Casual-Americans everywhere.

Which collapse would be better for the board - Walgreens or Disastros?