AHS American Horror Story

Episode whatever, people die, whatever.

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What kind of dead powers do asian's seem to have when they die?

English / Americans die, and they're just "normal" kind of dead people.

Chinks die and suddenly they are crawling all over walls and ceilings, upside and turned heads. Grudge shit.

Hillbillies are really cliche but goddamn they make for hateable villains

Hillbillies are such boring villains

Jesus gooks ares scary.

I just want to see the death tolls rack up this episode so we can get to our sole survivor!

realShelby out by suicide!

Has to be lee

>dead thread

shame, was looking forward to some solid AHS discussion

So is last week the last episode?

If so, we know Dominic is dead, and I'm guessing fake!Shell and fake!Lee are soon to follow.

2 more after this

Yo yeah, I refreshed for like 6 minutes before I made a thread.

No next week should be episode 9, so two more?

Maybe she'll survive without arms and legs, can't even hug her daughter again.

Lee is trying to play this fag. Love it, but I hope her escape attempt fails.

Ugh I guess it worked. But nigga can't walk!

As seen from the preview, papa polk is going to follow after and try to find her and tape it all.

Frankly, i find this show too horrific and tense to want to break away for posting.

Wasn't papa polk with Audrey not lee

Anyone else think that the thing that's going to kill Dom is lurking behind the shower curtain?

Papa was with fakeLee and fakeShelby, however I remember from the preview, in the dark, polk was facing the camera saying he wanted to find someone or chase someone? idk, I do know it then panned to the other fakes, so yeah maybe it was just that.

Yes, that shower curtain making me so anxious

Did Lee really kill her husband or was that just a part of her act to seduce polkboi?

I'm half way through season 3 and good lord, i am not enjoying this even slightly. A shit version of Hogwarts where the witches are so damn powerful nothing is any real threat to them... except they all pretend it is for some reason.

Should i just give up on this season and move on to s4? I really enjoyed the first 2 seasons, does the quality stay at the level of coven or does it get better?

Okay well here we go now.

Move on to season 6

Time to go to the dentist!

I haven't finished a season since Asylum.
Not because I dropped them but simply missed an episode and never felt the motivation to catch up.

Glad with these past two episodes they brought back the horror to this series. I find the last season wasn't really spooky, same with parts of season 4. I guess just season 1 and 2....

This is kind of like American History Story too, two good old boys just hunting down an escaped piece of property

Damn did not expect that head smash

Also if realLee was the survivor wouldn't the tape with her confession not be included? She would smash that film to pieces.

I know how you feel, i don't think i can bring myself to keep watching season 3, it has been pretty blood awful. Really put a downer on my motivation to watch any of it.

How the fuck did those faggots make it through the tunnel alive?

next up, when they got up the stairs you would think they would have walked into all of the dead colonists?

Now they are in the masterbed! where is dead realShelby? Where the fuck was was-alive dom? what the fuck here.

I can't watch this show on TV anymore. The commercial breaks every three minutes are too much to handle.

Here we go, bodies found, some alive found.

BEEP

Okay, the damaged living are back, so let's rack up the dead!

HERE COMES PORK AND BEANS!

It's morning now, what does this mean? This time of the blood moon is new for us. It is day time, so... are they safe for now?

Lee wants to go back, because of her confession. Also we did burningMason the first episode of "return", so.. is he going to give justice?

Dominic was truly the only one worthy of being the survivor and now he is gone

Waiting for that next ep preview, is Gillian, Finn Wittrock? Figured he would have been real Edward.

Who was that?

The actor who played the pig man?

Denis O'Hare, Cheyenne Jackson and Evan Peters are listed as main cast but we're only in two episodes a piece.

Finn being real!Edward would have been the best possible thing. But I guess they wanted all of the real ghosts to be fucking horrifying instead of the usual AHS.

I just torrent it the next day. Fuckin commericals are too much

>All participants died
>Except for one

Survivor is going to be the fake pigman actor.

If that was Finn, Finn got chubby in the face.

Anyway, so next episode is episode 9, which ends the "return" arc, supposedly 1-5 was documentary shit, 6-9 is supposed to be return, and the last episode 10, is its own, 1 episode arc?

Did Jessica Lange leave on good or bad terms? I guess Cathy Bates is their token old lady now.

Kek, I'd be ok with that. Looks like we're going to have another crew going into the woods too, maybe a follow up crew looking into the claims of the survivor.

>No episode over the 1 hour mark
>Episodes end 5 minutes early
>Actual episode time is around 35 minutes
>Only 10 episodes this season

What the fuck happened?

Saving money, building revenue. Maybe they hemoraged on the lavish last three seasons so they found a way to make a pretty bare bones season

Only 10 episodes? FUCK! I was really enjoying this one and figured there would be 13 like usual. Well it has been fun anyways.

next week is seriously the last episode?

2 more

>But I guess they wanted all of the real ghosts to be fucking horrifying instead of the usual AHS.

I'm glad they went this route. The real Edward was scary as hell

Trying out something new. They've already been renewed for at least 2 more seasons.

This season is the worst since Coven. I just don't get the love for it.

This is the worst AHS ever, I am disappoint

The actor that plays the butchers son

>Gillian
You mean the pig-head prank guy at the end? That's the two-headed ghost from Freak Show/cop from Hotel. He played the Butcher's son in the retelling. Finn is already dead.

Why couldn't fake Matt overpower the pig man?

If you really prefer Hotel, which had no horror factor and was only focused on galmour and HIVampirism, or Freaks, which, again, had almost no horror elements and was just a fucking convoluted mess of people acting without reason, you are the issue.

well I didn't refer to Hotel but I'm not the issue at any rate, this shitty season is

Both Freakshow and Hotel are worse than Cover user lmao

And none of those are good either so it's not like it's hard to just have this wrong opinion you have.

Remember the glitching shit? What if that was due to damage she did, but somehow they recovered it anyway?