Why did gandolf not wear the ring? Was he a pussy?

Why did gandolf not wear the ring? Was he a pussy?

I guess he was a pussy but most of the other semi powerful people were also pussies when faced with potentially taking the ring for themselves

Give a gun to a toddler: the worst that can happen is he shoots it aimlessly and end up shooting someone

Give a gun to a hitman: he will kill lots of people

Gandalf used a hobbit as ring bearer because he was weak and easy to kill if he got possessed.

Same reason L. Ron didn't. So he could feel superior.

I honestly have no idea. I don't get the lore of LotR. It's fun to talk about or at least read other people talk about it though. Continue on.

Tolkien is a hack.

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GEE WIZ WHY DIDNT AN ANGEL WEAR A RING MADE BY THE SERVANT OF THE LITERAL SATAN OF MIDDLE EARTH?

t. George R.R. Martin

The ring only answers to Sauron. The only option was to destroy it.

Tolkien is only good at inventing languages and background lore nobody gives a shit about.

He can't write a cohesive and narratively well knit story if his life depended on it.

Because he was smart. Look at that jackass wizard in Harry Potter who put on that ring to see his dead sister. You see where that shit got him? Cursed and ded

Because Gandalf was a Maia just like Sauron was and he was worried the ring would corrupt him.

yeh

Gandalf knew he would be corrupted by the ring and that his power plus the power of the ring would be horrifying. he'd eventually just replace sauron.

it's pretty clearly shown in literally one of the first scenes in fellowship.

Gandalf didn't take the ring because hobbits are smaller and better for infiltrating enemy controlled areas. Plus the ring was technically in Frodos possession because it was found by Bilbo

Gandalf would have become corrupted by power. He would have saught to defeat his "enemies", which would have been great for men, hobbits, elves, and dwarves at first, but eventually his "enemies" would be anyone not acting/living the way he believes is best. Eventually he'd see the utility in orcs and trolls, how they are easy to bend to your will and use for labor. Eventually he'd stop seein the beauty in tress, grass, and flowers. He'd become just like Sauron.

>and background lore nobody gives a shit about.

i swear to god lotr/tolkien haters are worse than cuck posters

Tolkien is a great storyteller and I didn't had any problems when reading his books from start to finish. In fact I had fun while doing it. If you had trouble on grasping the events inside his books then the one to blame is you. I suggest find a children book that suites your reading abilities and stop shitting on a man that gave everyone an exciting world to explore.

Because the only ring a real man should ever wear is a wedding band. Anything else is faggotry.

thumbnail looks like two people going ass to ass with fat double-sided golden veiny dildo

This is actually correct

They are children's books

The ring makes its wearer far more powerful than normal. Since hobbits are basically powerless, it just made them invincible and unable to die from old age. But Gandalf, who's literally a demigod? Imagine what he could do.

>ANGEL

But he's a wizard.

>Samefagging to get more (You)s

Jesus.

thanks

They're way too long to be childrens books, most adults wouldn't be able to get through them.

For reasons you could have easily googled, you fucking pleb baiting faggot

are all hobbitses filthy disgusting nail biters?

Why didn't Galadriel just riverdance into mordor

>he was weak and easy to kill if he got possessed.
He's also weak and easy to kill by the very people who obey Sauron. That's just stupid.

He would get addicted to the power it holds.

gandalf wasnt supposed to intervene directly

He didn't say they were good children's books

he will become lucifer if he did

Because Dildo was way more resistant to the Ring's mind control powers than anyone else

>main bad guy: Sauron
>secondary bad guy: Sauron-man

Wow, great writing there Tolkien.

be stronk person with ring: be even stronker, but ultimately fall to 'darkness', maybe under saurons controll or if not you will become evil nd shit like the nine horsecapies
be normal person with ring: go into shadow realm(invisible), maybe become egomaniac or some shit, become cape man on horse
gandalf is basically a demigod in the lotr universe, not far if not above sauron on the power level scale, so he'd rek shit and then get rekt/become evil himself if he wore the ring

the ring will is absolute, not even gandalf can handle it

why did dildo daggins bite his nails so much

Sauroman turned evil without the ring, why wouldn't Gandalf with it?