What would you do if I was an alien?

what would you do if I was an alien?

fart

thats it?

ya

ya tbqh I'd probably do the same

Ayy lmao

I would ask how my friends are doing

whats your friends name i might know him

What kind of shitty Alien would post on Sup Forums?

smitty werbenjaegermanjensen

Ask you to hook me up with space coke and chill out for a while then using your people's superior knowledge create a virus to wipe out non whites.

we wouldnt kill non whites, theres no such thing as space coke tho. mmmm cocaine

the kind thats bored on a friday night,not a shitty alien tho

Fair enough

Give me powers.

were* an alien, learn to speak english you nig

I dont know their names their in a plane

it might be a spaceship, you never know

big woop wanna fight about it, not a nig tho

what kind you want?

ask for money. or anything from your planet that I could sell, like a intergalactic ashtray or a thermonuclear vaper... I'm broke man anything you bring to me will probably be worth mad buck for millionare nerds.

sounds like something an alien would say

What kind of cool tech do you have?

theres no such thing as either of those things but a spaceships probably worth something

>tfw no extra terrestrial buddy

Update, I just farted. It went "buurrrrrWAP"

Fuck off space nigger, we are full,

you can crash on the moon if you want.

we got space ships, rayguns, and some other cool shit im not allowed to talk about

wanna be buddies?

I would use your technology to rule the Earth.

how would you get the technology?

Could I get a raygun or something else cool?

you would ayy lmao

sorry you need a license for that

Goddamn space librals with their raygun control

what if i told you i was born on earth?

tui? I got like 15 bucks

dont worry bout it, im pretty broke too

still keen to chill tonight?

See how far my dick fits into any holes you happen to have...

i guess, im bout to pass out anyways but if you got any questions or comments feel free

you prolly wont cuz im not gay but if you wanna be an alien im sure theres an alien out there for you

night walks are the best
i wish i had some bud

I may or may not be an alien also.

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whats your spaceship called