what would you do if I was an alien?
What would you do if I was an alien?
fart
thats it?
ya
ya tbqh I'd probably do the same
Ayy lmao
I would ask how my friends are doing
whats your friends name i might know him
What kind of shitty Alien would post on Sup Forums?
smitty werbenjaegermanjensen
Ask you to hook me up with space coke and chill out for a while then using your people's superior knowledge create a virus to wipe out non whites.
we wouldnt kill non whites, theres no such thing as space coke tho. mmmm cocaine
the kind thats bored on a friday night,not a shitty alien tho
Fair enough
Give me powers.
were* an alien, learn to speak english you nig
I dont know their names their in a plane
it might be a spaceship, you never know
big woop wanna fight about it, not a nig tho
what kind you want?
ask for money. or anything from your planet that I could sell, like a intergalactic ashtray or a thermonuclear vaper... I'm broke man anything you bring to me will probably be worth mad buck for millionare nerds.
sounds like something an alien would say
What kind of cool tech do you have?
theres no such thing as either of those things but a spaceships probably worth something
>tfw no extra terrestrial buddy
Update, I just farted. It went "buurrrrrWAP"
Fuck off space nigger, we are full,
you can crash on the moon if you want.
we got space ships, rayguns, and some other cool shit im not allowed to talk about
wanna be buddies?
I would use your technology to rule the Earth.
how would you get the technology?
Could I get a raygun or something else cool?
you would ayy lmao
sorry you need a license for that
Goddamn space librals with their raygun control
what if i told you i was born on earth?
tui? I got like 15 bucks
dont worry bout it, im pretty broke too
still keen to chill tonight?
See how far my dick fits into any holes you happen to have...
i guess, im bout to pass out anyways but if you got any questions or comments feel free
you prolly wont cuz im not gay but if you wanna be an alien im sure theres an alien out there for you
night walks are the best
i wish i had some bud
I may or may not be an alien also.
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whats your spaceship called