>Be in high school
>Texting your crush of several years
>Really hitting it off
>Take her to the movies, nothing happens
>Tfw kissless virgin
>Says she was invited to a fourth of July party
>You don't know the nignog who's hosting so you weren't invited
>3am she starts texting you, spelling mistakes, obviously drunk out of her mind
>You receive this image
>Wat do?
Be in high school
Take a 870 and go shit hunting
Tell her I sucked his cock yesterday
pull out the shotty and go nigger hunting
Report it to the police and get good boy points
Inform the gentleman that he has a lot of fordyce spots at the base of his penis.
Post that shit everywhere for friends and family to see. Have a good kek
Crushes are for pussys. Just lose your virginity to some one u don’t really care about and then be a slut like me. Its not easy but it’s 10x easier then fucking the person u want.
Use it tomorrow when she sobers up as blackmail.
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Spread it so that it slowburns her life into hell.
this
ITT shit that never happened
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blackmail for moar?
Feel inferior, become racist, start posting in racist threads on Sup Forums. lol you went on one date in this story.
plllllls do this, iit would honestly be super funny if she acts like a bitch but after registering for creating cp she cant get a job and is homeless
Go snag my Benelli montefeltro out the closet, and start making America great again
Also here's my exes nudes
Her name is Ella Whitford, and she lives in Exeter Rhode island
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Ask for more pictures
Message back:
Oh hey, you two look like a great couple. You really should be with him and not me. So, no worries I am all good. Have a good one and see you around.
>in about 1 to 2 years she will call
>she will have a baby with him
>he will be in jail
>laugh.. laugh hard
reverse image search. try again.
Tf is that
Wonder if she's still alive?
but would still be getting railed by trash
Just spread it everywhere you know. OR blackmail her with it.
Nice. Pictures recent or old?
OP, seriously, listen to Blackmail her with this. DO IT!
that picture is of two guys
Afro Samurai was a great show
Don't worry, OP. I got smashed at a party and literally woke up on the floor to my buddy banging my crush on the bed next to me. He didn't know I liked her, but it was my own fault for never making a move. Later on she told me that she was into me. I was a dumbass and she was a whore. No sweat lost.
blackmail for nudes
African american mail m'lady once she is no longer intoxicated.
That's very common on normal (white) people as well
That bitch looks disconcertingly like Emily Rudd.