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politics.beasts.org/scripts/survey
beliefnet.com/news/electioncenter/politicomatic
politicalcompass.org/test
theadvocates.org/quiz/quiz.php
people-press.org/quiz/political-typology/
isidewith.com/
celebritytypes.com/morality/6/test.php
youtube.com/watch?v=Xbp6umQT58A
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Whatispolitics/10

NO. You guys keep being mean.

Its okay my leafy friend.

Alright fine.

I have a new test for you
Location: politics.beasts.org/scripts/survey

My results

here's mine

Heh, this one is interesting. I consider myself pretty leftist, but that's what I got.
I'm pretty nationalistic, and I want good public services but I also don't want foolishness to ruin them. I guess that offset my leftiness.

this quiz results are different then any other.

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Holy christ what a bullshit test.

"Controlling inflation is more important than controlling unemployment: agree or disagree?"

What if you don't think either should be "controlled"? What if you don't think controlling economic forces is truly possible or productive, or justifiable since you reject the notion of a "state"?

Political affiliation: none, anti-state anarchist. Any justification/apology for government eventually boils down to "might makes right."

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pls no bully.

You always have a choice between answering with what you think would be best eventually, and should strive for, or with what you know would work better for now. Seems like it often flaws the results a bit.

Link to the one that says Benito authoritarian please.

Do the new one fascistbro! It's pretty neat and its openwhatever.

politics.beasts.org/scripts/survey

Please grow out of it. We need you to fight the SJW scourge in the real world.

Can I get links to all of them please?

How can you be so wrong?

Nice aim BTW. And trips!

I just finished it, pic related.

beliefnet.com/news/electioncenter/politicomatic

The quiz is only functional half the time. If it doesn't work, try again tomorrow.

The ones I currently have are:

beliefnet.com/news/electioncenter/politicomatic

politicalcompass.org/test

theadvocates.org/quiz/quiz.php

people-press.org/quiz/political-typology/

isidewith.com/

celebritytypes.com/morality/6/test.php

danke

I'm 38 now, so it's not likely. Used to be a staunch American constitutionalist conservative. Now I reject the notion of any legitimate political authority. I no longer confuse my "taxation district" with my personal identity.

Politics is just a bullshit debate on which human "livestock management program" is most productive. This video was my red pill moment...we are being grown and farmed, my friend: youtube.com/watch?v=Xbp6umQT58A

aaaaa how the fuck is stalin center right? He was a god damn full blown communist.
i call bs on this test.

These tests are all wrong, mainly because they are based on what politicians say, instead of what they do. You literally can't go more wrong if you follow what politicians say or even dumber what others say about politicians.

>people-press.org/quiz/political-typology/

It fucking got me.

>Your best fit is... Hard-Pressed Skeptic
>Deeply financially-stressed and distrustful of government, Hard-Pressed Skeptics have reservations about both political parties, but more lean toward the Democratic Party. In general, they want government to do more to solve problems, but have doubts about its efficiency. Hard-Pressed Skeptics are among the most cynical about the ability of individuals to improve their lot through hard work. These attitudes may reflect their distressed financial conditions: Hard-Pressed Skeptics have the lowest average family incomes of any of the typology groups.

It knows I'm a poorfag. God damnit.

>Stalin
>Right wing

Fuck this gay earth

They says it's because they answered the test the way they probably would have, but the test is about the current world, so the position they get is somewhat bogus.

>tfw strong Trump supporter
>tfw got this

How?

Not bad I guess, I suppose all the anti migrant questions pushed me pretty far. Anyone know why Stalin is on the right though?

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Because USA's left and right is same shit and since they spreading their gay propaganda all over the globe, people write retard shit, like Hitler being right-wing and not a Communist, just like Stalin, after all he nationalized everything and eliminated privatization, closed down borders for free trade. Nowadays you have Jewish right-wing that claim they are Nazis when they are actually capitalists with open borders business and international banking connections, for example UKIP.

The flag explains it all

Yeah i dont really think thats ok.
Also the test is horse shit. At least the mainstream political compas thingie has a proper structer unlike this. 2 fucking options with no middle ground to chose are plain bad. I would disregard the white scale thingie.
I need to read more about nazi policies but i remmeber they had a lot of shit economic and maybe even social to be placed on the right side of teh spectrum.

Oh my god that test is cringy as fuck. Its literlay with us or against us options. Do you think the sjw s are right or the neo nazis are right? Even the wording makes it like that. Please dont link this teste ever again.

Stalin:
- removed monarchy
- re-organized races
- tight security on borders
- nationalized industry
A communist.

Hitler:
- removed monarchy
- re-organized races
- tight security on borders
- nationalized industry
Not a Communist.

Mao Zedong:
- removed monarchy
- re-organized races
- tight security on borders
- nationalized industry
A communist.

Kim Jong-il:
- removed monarchy
- re-organized races
- tight security on borders
- nationalized industry
A communist.

Tito:
- removed monarchy
- re-organized races
- tight security on borders
- nationalized industry
A communist.

UKIP:
- monarchy supporter
- integration of races
- we don't like Muslims, hopefully they convert to Christianity
- privatized industry
Not a capitalist.

According to Americans, Hitler is not a Communist because he didn't want people from Russia to own his ass, but then again if Communists want their own country, then why would anybody want to be owned by other country?

Basically same spot as me OP

interesting, I am satisfied

>we are being grown and farmed

I'm OK with that. Social engineering always happen and will continue to happen.

I just want a "livestock management program" that treats the livestock well enough.

It may sound defeatist, but desu I don't think what we have now (in Canada anyway) is that bad (but a lot of things could be fixed), and I know a lot of people are getting screwed over pretty bad (especially in the US). And I fear it could be turning much, MUCH worse in the near future with cultural dissolution, identity politics cranked up to 11, mass surveillance and globalization. They're up to something.

I like the idea of society going back to being more "voluntary" and people being unified by a strong culture. But I don't trust anarchy. The power vacuum always gets filled. The freedom becomes illusory.

I'll watch your video though it looks well made.

ur not satisfied, ur fuckn retarded. stupid anarchist fag

>removed monarchy
wasnt even monarchy back then. It was a full blown democracy but oh well. + that enters the sphere of dictatorship not right vs left.
>re organized races
Still nothing to do with right vs left
>tight security on border
war time? any and every single fucking country at war or with plans to war do this. Nothing to do with the right vs left also leftist are in favor of open borders so yeah no.
>nationalized industry
Only thing you could say its closer to the left than the right. But also depends on how regulated it was and other policies. Again not versed in fucking nazi policies to know whats right and whats left in their ideology.
Over all 3 out of 4 are moot points and one is to little to call hitler left wing.

Green master race reporting in

kek. heh, yeah.. well put.
I'm all for a lot of the leftist stuff, but it has to be done in a way that works. The SJWs are leftist in a way that is designed to fuck up everything and make everyone very poor and dependent.
>Please dont link this teste ever again.
Alright alright.

now I am indeed able to distinguish savage shitposting from honorary savage crockey steve 'stingray-in-heart' irwin-man w/o identification by the means of a flag :^)
I now am the king of down under

TRUMP 2016

Habsburg family is monarchy, they ruled over Austria and Hungary aka Austria-Hungary and their power stretched all through Europe. Hitler joined Austria with Germany and ended their power, banned them from Austria, removed their citizenship and property, then they escaped to USA. the British queen is a monarchy too, even in Myanmar they removed monarchy when Communists came. Why are we forgetting the most important thing? Because royal families created EU and they own banks nowadays, somehow that doesn't makes them Jews according to Neo-Nazis, even when Habsburg family was the largest Jewish family in Europe ever and the British queen descends from Judah, just like Jesus. Somehow Jesus is only a Jew when Christians need to protect Israel.

Well, I am ok with this

Oy vey!

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toppest of keks

What is WRONG with you?!

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>Sup Forums
>leftist


>A FUCKING LEAF

Yeah but removing old political parties (be it kings queens parties or dictators) has nothing NOTHING to do with left or right. + he removed the king of austro hungaria because it was part of germany now. you can have left dictatorships right dictatorships. The left and right parts of the spectrum refer to the economical process especially.

>Joseph Stalin
>Right
What?

kek

>Leaf
>Justin Trudeau is your country's leader

Most common sense leftists are capitalists nowadays. They usually fit on the center of those left-right spectrum. That's what most western nations are, but there's a lot of corruption and corporate profits are at an all-time high.
The SJWs are not real "leftists" (even though they spout random far left crap all the time to trigger conservatives). They're not pro-worker. They just somewhat pretend to be. They're a divide-and-conquer mechanism of the political elite. They're controlled opposition.

I asked myself the same question

Having hillary clinton in the top 5 canditates is a sin. The gas chambers are that way.
the leaf posted a link to the test in case you want to hit your self with a brick after. Its literaly sjw vs neo nazi level of bullshit. It has only 2 options to answer from per question instead of a graded sensible system. The other compas may be a bit left biased but this test is absolute dog shit.

There's only 5 candidates on the test now. She's the lowest of all of them

oh ok

I'm your overlord.

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Waow

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How'd I do?

This was from a year ago

If you fall outside the blue square then you're underage b&

i'm seeing some really good results here, let's keep it up

that moral foundations test is some interesting stuff