Asuka or Rei?

Asuka or Rei?

Rei.

neither

Hugh "Make stew out of the Jew" Neutron

Isn't it obvious?

This show was hit-or-miss; it had some major cringe moments but it also had some genuinely clever stuff.

The movie still makes me laugh though

Asuka. She'd most likely be crazy in bed whereas Rei would just lay there like a dead fish.

Someone post that one faggy autist sperg that looks like a real life version of Jimmy Neutron please.

>That scene when "Kids in America" started playing

Hate-fuck Asuka

Misato is the real waifu

Misato best
Then asuka

The toaster gag still gets me all these years later

But Misato is a slut. Asuka is still pure.

Asuka was never pure

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Never stick your dick in crazy.

TAKE THAT BACK

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I bet Asuka let older guys fuck her before she became an EVA pilot, probably fucked guys around the base

Probably fucked Misato

kids= asuka
teens= rei
men= misato

>men= misato
why is this so difficult for people to understand

Misato is a slut

your point?

What about the penguin?

You're gonna regret those accusations boy.

>Rei = Short hair
>Men = Short Hair

Therefore, people who like Rei are actually closet gays

Need I say more?

You're a cuck

degenerates= Kaworu
wizards = pen pen

People who participate in these arguments have no interest in NGE or the characters, they are just pawns they use to wage war on other people who have chosen different pawns.

how is she a slut? in the whole series she only fucks Kaji. in fact, as far as we know, by the information given in the series, she has ONLY been with Kaji

>Implying she wasn't putting out for Shinji

They technically weren't even a couple and she still fucked him regularly. She's a slut, get over it.

Nah, I'm gonna jack off to it

Asuka is the tomboy.

Asuka. It's not even a question.

People call a character a slut when the character makes them mad for some autismal reason.

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I used to like Rei but then I realized I was wrong.

Misato for that hot /ss/ action

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>Knows perfectly well his post and the rest of the thread will be gone shortly
>Doesn't put sauce in file name, even though he knows someone asking for it is as inevitable as the heat death of the universe
Why do you do the things you do?