Big race

>big race
>loose
>chill out
>win race

Mate captured. Gets gun kills a fuck tonne of people. Frees mate in helecopter after killing more people with helecopter. Punches the CO in the face walks into sunset.

Cars 3?

yup

although I haven't seen it, this reminds me of what I've heard of Die Hard.

>killed a man once with a pen

Easy mode:
>be me
>be football coach
>nigger steals my job

Cars 3

John Wick 2

Bingo

>wake up
>meet your new boss
>drive around together
>smoke drugs
>boss wants new guy to be bad too
>lol nope.jpg
>beat up boss
>walk away
>boss is kill
>go to bed

No think more killing.

I've seen it, but don't know the name anymore.

daddy doesnt love me so i end the world and strangle some ginger chick on a beach

>be an edgelord
>invite a lot of people to fight some death matches
>my sis shows up
>reconsider

star wars

Training Day

>dog in a vat
>saves dog in vat
>go to a rave
>drink some blood
>fuck some mud
>miss mumsy
>KILL THE COVENANT
>go home

Rambo 2

Ring-a-ding

Was loose a typo? Got a feeling you really meant lose. Important detail.

Was thinking Matrix until the last sentence.

>Make death
>Love plant
>Loli

Cars 3?

>Worlds youngest person dies
>Everyone gets sad
>Find a preggo chick
>Take her to our hermit friend
>Get attacked by terrorists
>Run away to a village
>Then to a city

> Use jews to make money
> Plead it was to save them

Children of men

>EVERY
>ONEEE

Tortoise and the hare?

Yeah, looking back it was pretty well described

>army boots
>let's some making fuck

schindler's list

>Live with drugged up mom
>Have a drugged up friend
>Meet some girl
>Meet some guy
>Do drugs
>Run away with your guy friend
>Girl has to use a double-sided dildo with another girl in front of a bunch of people

well played

Answer?

Requiem for a dildo

World in danger
Magic nigger
World saved

>u agent now
>what?
>everyone thinks you're your brother
>i have a brother?
>had
>im the cia now

>70s movie
>the guys talk shit all time
>he has a gigantic fedora

Doctor Strange?

Bingo

>Where's my fucking son

eli's book ?

>Where's my fucking daughter

Leon The Professional

Sup Forums?

Both correct.

Along came a spider

This one may be hard :

> Edgelord faggot
> Find a little door
> Become a famous puppet master
> End up being a girl with Oedipus Complex

>No, cartesius. but it was close if Sup Forums was made in the 1970´s.

Nope

>Damn the terrorists bombed us
>Wtf I don't know how to ride a horse

Harry Potter 2

amphibian man?

No. Were there horses in HP?

>regular pleb
>film stuff
>gets money
>happily ever after

Nope

>shoot towel heads
>shoot more towel heads
>shoot even more towel heads
>bang some chick
>start acting like im on drugs
>shoot more towel heads
>get shot by Sup Forums tard

girl next door

Nope

guy has crazy family
really not crazy
wants to find stuff
needs to steal stuff to find stuff
finds stuff

>can’t run
>Run fast
>Run in army
>play ping pong
>Run a lot
>Have child

Forrest Gump

guy has a wife
wife dies
guy has a grudge
guy kills people
walks into sunset

Nightcrawler?

Cars 3?

Punisher?

>Nigger Stole sutff
>Everybody gets mad
>Kill the nigger
>He did dun nuffing
>Everybody is happy

Nightcrawler

Ding ding ding

>go to jungle temple
>die
>be doctor
>wife dies
>be space monk
>die

gump

John Wick?

You forgot captains a ship.
Forrest Chump

>go hunting
>find money
>run away
>get killed

That's not a movie, that's the fucking 6 o'clock news.

remember the titans

bingo

No Country for Old Dudes

American Sniper?

Man that movie fucked me up for a little while.
Main actor was really good.

Eagle Eye

Elektra complex user

No.
(sorry for the late response)

>We wuz kangs but da whites stole muh freedoms

still stands.

that is correct - Chris Farley

misquoted, I'm shit.

Not in this movie

you killed my joke.

being john malkovich

Well played

>be nig
>die
>the end

Green Mile

those people rescue that girl
blow up that place
get medals.

Right? He plays his character so well. I just watched the killing of a sacred deer that has characters that reminded me of him, it's really good and creepy, check it out.

Autist, water dispenser, fooshball, momma serves weird food.

Waterboy

Water Boy

Coraline