school shooting achievements thread.
Burning down the house: purchase a Molotov cocktail
Raise the roof: use a bomb on the top floor
Columbine 2: beat Eric and Dylan's score
now make some more!
School shooting achievements thread
Thats not oki doki: start the shooting in the library
All the other kids: only shoot kids with popular shoe brands.
The big oof: force a kid to play a roblox obby, everytime he dies shoot one of his friends
You’re a faggot: start a thread and don’t contribute past op
milf hunter: kill all the hot teachers
1953 24 Hours of Le Man's Champion: Beat the high score for deaths caused by a car crash either before or after the shooting: 87 in the aforementioned 1953 24 Hours of Le Mans
Only the Good Die Young: Shoot up a nursery, pre-school or kindergarten class
Male Chauvinist Pig: Only shoot women
Feminazi: Only shoot men
I'm With Her: Shoot only those that support Drumpfth
Do they matter?: kill only black kids
"And Justice for All"
Get a whole bunch of Antifa douchebags from the local University to do an outreach at a Junior high. Then light the place up. Watch as all the rich kids scream for police protection.
"Famous Last Words"
Get the sickly kid to "make a Wish" to have his/her most favoritest celebrity spend the whole day in class."
Do wii have a problem?: blast the wii theme on the loud speakers
Look mom!: broadcast the shooting to facebook
Baked potato: light the tard room on fire
is this the wong thing to do?: kill only asians
Tard Guard: Convince all the tards to help you with the shooting
Mess Hall: At least 10 kills in the hallway or cafeteria (bonus points for at least 10 kills in both)
COLONIZED: Knock up a nigress
Stairway to Heaven: At least 10 kills on the stairs
ROFLMAO
happy now?
Still a faggot: eventually contribute
Killer queen: blow up atleast 15 people
alright. i just need more ideas.
Fish in a barrel
Call in a threat to a different school so that the one you're after in on lockdown.
Designated Survivor
Make the kids draw lots, who ever gets picked grabs the class pet and leaves.
Chemistry!: do a gas/acid attack in the chemistry lab
Achievement Unlocked: Take a trophy from the trophy case.
100%: Take everything from the trophy case.
Black and Blue: Exclusively shoot black people/SWAT officers and police officers
Matchmaker: Shoot five Chads and five Staceys, and drag one of each's corpses into separate bathroom cubicles.
Head Dead Redemption: Force someone to suck you off, and shoot them after you're finished.
Camera Shy: Shoot all CCTV cameras.
Agent 47: Kill one person at a time, and leave no evidence.
One In The Chamber: Never miss a shot.
Emergency!: pull the fire alarm
holocaust 2: kill all the jewish kids
School's out!: After successfully killing everyone in the school continue the massacre outside
Kurt Cobain: At the end of the round use the shotgun to blow your brains out
Keeping up appearances: Do not say a word during the shooting
Not the traditionalist?: Kill the entire school using only a knife
i remember: kill all the mexican kids
does this make me look cool?: attempt to LARP and look badass during the shooting
REMOVE KEBAB: Kill all the Turkish kids
Doolittle's Raid: Kill all the Nips/Japanese
tag team: Unlock a partner!
Decimation
Make 9 kids beat another one to death for thier freedom
Goodbye, Mister Chips
Shoot the most popular teacher in front of his/her students, then move on
Sweet Transvestite
Kill everyone in the boys locker room with a pickaxe while in drag
Doesn't matter had sex: Raped Stacy the head cheerleader
>Burning down the house: purchase a Molotov cocktail
who buys a molotov cocktail?
i've always wanted this!: fuck the hot teacher (corpse or not)
Brain Drain: Kill everyone with at least a 3.75 GPA
in game shop to buy weapons and skills
Panic! At The Disco
> Hold your school shooting at the formal/prom night.
Fall Out Boy:
> Throw a living student out of the window.
My Chemical Romance:
> Hit a Stacey and a Chad with the the same nerve gas.
All Time Low:
> Shoot every student hiding under tables.
Twenty One Pilots:
> Remotely donate a pipe bomb attached to a stone and kill 21 people.
Plain White T's:
> Shoot anyone wearing a white shirt.
*detonate
*drone
Your taste in music sucks, by the way.
Cheer Up: Shoot all the emo kids
Chronic Traumatic Encelopathy: Kill the Football team
One Hell of an Intro
Announce "Hi, I'm [Sup Forumstard Anonipants]. And this is Jackass" over the PA system before you start shooting.
gym class heros: while playing as a civilian, save atleast two people while with a partner in the gym (new update! civilian mode!)
Police assault in progress: have the police arrive in full force
Opposite day: start the shooting during a lockdown drill
I'm the good guy, right?: dress up as a cop
See "Fish in a Barrel" above.
Roid Rage: Shoot all the wrestlers
Costume party: purchase 5 costumes
Is this legal?: purchase 10 guns
holy f*ck!: max out a skill tree
Some depraved motherfucker should make this into a game. Would totally play.
Still Life
Make all the kids in art class stand infront of canvas/blank wall/butcher paper/whatev and shoot each one.
My kid paints better than this!
Take picks of the splatter and see what you can get on ebay just before SWAT gets you.
people keep trying, it keeps getting nerfed in post production.
im a dentist!: in the torture scene, pull out all the teeth
lets do this: launch story mode
ok, now do this!: launch free mode (unlocked after story mode)
There are literally games about loli abduction and rape. I think a game distributed along the same channels could make it.
Y-you too.
Zip-Zop Zoobity Bop!
>Drug the drinking fountains four hours before your shooting.
Spaced Out
>Rape an eighth grader
The Jacked Ripper
> Force five Chads to kill five Staceys.
P. T. Burn Them.
> Gather all tards into the school theatre and light the stage on fire.
Gotta Catch 'Em All
> Shoot one of each ethnicity as they're running away.
Rock Paper Scissors
> Concuss the "hero" who tries to run at you with scissors with a rock.
The Final Solution.
> From outside the classroom, force everyone inside to strip down into nothing, before throwing a gas bomb inside.
Unlovable
Spare the Orphan. "Sorry kid, even I don't want anything to do with you"
alright. coding and game nerds of Sup Forums, unite!
Yeah, prolly.
checkmate: Shoot up the chess club last
i did it!: successfully escape