School shooting achievements thread

school shooting achievements thread.
Burning down the house: purchase a Molotov cocktail
Raise the roof: use a bomb on the top floor
Columbine 2: beat Eric and Dylan's score
now make some more!

Thats not oki doki: start the shooting in the library

All the other kids: only shoot kids with popular shoe brands.

The big oof: force a kid to play a roblox obby, everytime he dies shoot one of his friends

You’re a faggot: start a thread and don’t contribute past op

milf hunter: kill all the hot teachers

1953 24 Hours of Le Man's Champion: Beat the high score for deaths caused by a car crash either before or after the shooting: 87 in the aforementioned 1953 24 Hours of Le Mans

Only the Good Die Young: Shoot up a nursery, pre-school or kindergarten class

Male Chauvinist Pig: Only shoot women

Feminazi: Only shoot men

I'm With Her: Shoot only those that support Drumpfth

Do they matter?: kill only black kids

"And Justice for All"
Get a whole bunch of Antifa douchebags from the local University to do an outreach at a Junior high. Then light the place up. Watch as all the rich kids scream for police protection.
"Famous Last Words"
Get the sickly kid to "make a Wish" to have his/her most favoritest celebrity spend the whole day in class."

Do wii have a problem?: blast the wii theme on the loud speakers

Look mom!: broadcast the shooting to facebook

Baked potato: light the tard room on fire

is this the wong thing to do?: kill only asians

Tard Guard: Convince all the tards to help you with the shooting

Mess Hall: At least 10 kills in the hallway or cafeteria (bonus points for at least 10 kills in both)

COLONIZED: Knock up a nigress

Stairway to Heaven: At least 10 kills on the stairs

ROFLMAO

happy now?

Still a faggot: eventually contribute

Killer queen: blow up atleast 15 people

alright. i just need more ideas.

Fish in a barrel
Call in a threat to a different school so that the one you're after in on lockdown.

Designated Survivor
Make the kids draw lots, who ever gets picked grabs the class pet and leaves.

Chemistry!: do a gas/acid attack in the chemistry lab

Achievement Unlocked: Take a trophy from the trophy case.

100%: Take everything from the trophy case.

Black and Blue: Exclusively shoot black people/SWAT officers and police officers

Matchmaker: Shoot five Chads and five Staceys, and drag one of each's corpses into separate bathroom cubicles.

Head Dead Redemption: Force someone to suck you off, and shoot them after you're finished.

Camera Shy: Shoot all CCTV cameras.

Agent 47: Kill one person at a time, and leave no evidence.

One In The Chamber: Never miss a shot.

Emergency!: pull the fire alarm

holocaust 2: kill all the jewish kids

School's out!: After successfully killing everyone in the school continue the massacre outside

Kurt Cobain: At the end of the round use the shotgun to blow your brains out

Keeping up appearances: Do not say a word during the shooting

Not the traditionalist?: Kill the entire school using only a knife

i remember: kill all the mexican kids

does this make me look cool?: attempt to LARP and look badass during the shooting

REMOVE KEBAB: Kill all the Turkish kids

Doolittle's Raid: Kill all the Nips/Japanese

tag team: Unlock a partner!

Decimation
Make 9 kids beat another one to death for thier freedom

Goodbye, Mister Chips
Shoot the most popular teacher in front of his/her students, then move on

Sweet Transvestite
Kill everyone in the boys locker room with a pickaxe while in drag

Doesn't matter had sex: Raped Stacy the head cheerleader

>Burning down the house: purchase a Molotov cocktail

who buys a molotov cocktail?

i've always wanted this!: fuck the hot teacher (corpse or not)

Brain Drain: Kill everyone with at least a 3.75 GPA

in game shop to buy weapons and skills

Panic! At The Disco
> Hold your school shooting at the formal/prom night.

Fall Out Boy:
> Throw a living student out of the window.

My Chemical Romance:
> Hit a Stacey and a Chad with the the same nerve gas.

All Time Low:
> Shoot every student hiding under tables.

Twenty One Pilots:
> Remotely donate a pipe bomb attached to a stone and kill 21 people.

Plain White T's:
> Shoot anyone wearing a white shirt.

*detonate

*drone

Your taste in music sucks, by the way.

Cheer Up: Shoot all the emo kids

Chronic Traumatic Encelopathy: Kill the Football team

One Hell of an Intro
Announce "Hi, I'm [Sup Forumstard Anonipants]. And this is Jackass" over the PA system before you start shooting.

gym class heros: while playing as a civilian, save atleast two people while with a partner in the gym (new update! civilian mode!)

Police assault in progress: have the police arrive in full force

Opposite day: start the shooting during a lockdown drill

I'm the good guy, right?: dress up as a cop

See "Fish in a Barrel" above.

Roid Rage: Shoot all the wrestlers

Costume party: purchase 5 costumes
Is this legal?: purchase 10 guns
holy f*ck!: max out a skill tree

Some depraved motherfucker should make this into a game. Would totally play.

Still Life
Make all the kids in art class stand infront of canvas/blank wall/butcher paper/whatev and shoot each one.

My kid paints better than this!
Take picks of the splatter and see what you can get on ebay just before SWAT gets you.

people keep trying, it keeps getting nerfed in post production.

im a dentist!: in the torture scene, pull out all the teeth

lets do this: launch story mode

ok, now do this!: launch free mode (unlocked after story mode)

There are literally games about loli abduction and rape. I think a game distributed along the same channels could make it.

Y-you too.

Zip-Zop Zoobity Bop!
>Drug the drinking fountains four hours before your shooting.

Spaced Out
>Rape an eighth grader

The Jacked Ripper
> Force five Chads to kill five Staceys.

P. T. Burn Them.
> Gather all tards into the school theatre and light the stage on fire.

Gotta Catch 'Em All
> Shoot one of each ethnicity as they're running away.

Rock Paper Scissors
> Concuss the "hero" who tries to run at you with scissors with a rock.

The Final Solution.
> From outside the classroom, force everyone inside to strip down into nothing, before throwing a gas bomb inside.

Unlovable
Spare the Orphan. "Sorry kid, even I don't want anything to do with you"

alright. coding and game nerds of Sup Forums, unite!

Yeah, prolly.

checkmate: Shoot up the chess club last

i did it!: successfully escape