Is anal sex really much better than fuckin' a pussy? And how do you convince your gf to take a dick in her shit pipe?

Is anal sex really much better than fuckin' a pussy? And how do you convince your gf to take a dick in her shit pipe?

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it's just tighter and most exciting the first time you do it. my girl came like crazy at the first time, but the next times she didn't enjoy it too much. but if you mix it in every now and then it's a nice variation. To get her to do it i suggest massaging her with lots of oil, get her to accept getting her ass fingered first, then when you have sex tease her asshole with your dick. If you're lucky she might get excited.

it's the hardest you'll ever cum. also the hardest she will ever cum, but you have to train her to like it slowly over time. start out by applying pressure near her asshole with a finger (do not penetrate unless she's willing) during regular sex. over time, this will create a "pavlov's dog" situation where she is programmed to associate anal play with good feelz. gradually increase from there. depending on your girl, this process could take as little as 2 weeks or as long as a year

its pretty good. But the best orgasm i have ever had was from an ugly mormon girl who gave amazing head/deepthroat. She's married now but I always think about her.

sauce??

Surveys have been done on it. Most girls dont enjoy anal. Those who do enjoy it because the guy enjoys it. I've never personally wanted to try anal

>Those who do enjoy it because the guy enjoys it
>the guy enjoys it
and that's what matters

If you're into anal then you're probably a closet faggot. Why the fuck a straight man would prefer a butthole over a wet pussy is beyond me.

This is the truth

Physically no, it's not all that. Mentally yes.
Even better with girls who are into anal too

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Anal never really interested me much before, but after 20 years of marriage the pussy game is getting old and that brown eye looks better and better each passing day.

You know how jerking off with lotion kind of feels like sex, right? I mean, a little...

Well, the next time you jerk off with lotion, tighten your pinky finger so there's a ring of pressure at the base of your cock. It's kinda like that.

So, anal feels the same as vaginal, except for that extra pressure point... it's awesome, by the way.

It's just fun to see your good girl do something so slutty and if you're lucky she'll feel the same.

It's great if you like getting shit on your dick

>not making her take an enema first

Use lube and there's no shit.

If I wanted things I can have then I probably wouldnt send dick pics to my mum but thats not gonna happen cause its in our nature isnt it?

Tried talking a couple of girls into it, tried but they hated it. Then a girl who loved it was fucking me on top and said she is going to put it in her ass. She did and I didn't think it felt any better or worse. Now that my curiosity is gone im over it and not interested. I'll take a wet pussy over an ass any day. Having said that the sight of a female ass still makes me diamonds

Double teamed teens

You’re 12

I really don't say things like this over the internet but that sounds like a closet homosexual.

The fact that i'm fucking a girl in the ass turns me on. Me fucking an asshole doesn't make me a faggot, let alone a horse or dogfucker.

Wot

No pussy feels better and is not as dirty. No shit on the tip of your cock.
What i do like about anal is getting a girl who does not want to do it to let u fuck her ass.

I don't like anal, but I'm snipped so don't worry about cuming inside a pussy. If you can't go raw anal is probably better than wrapped.

>Fucking a girl makes you a faggot

Looks like she's enjoying it emensly

>And how do you convince your gf to take a dick in her shit pipe?

Well you start by not phrasing it like that.

It's true, Broski... lube up that dick and nothing will stick to it.

Fucked 2 women in the ass multiple times, not a single speck of shit except for 2 times when I worked it in without lube.

Took forever, wasn't worth the effort, and it was messy, by the way... just use lube.

i second

No. Men psychologically enjoy dominance. No sex is more dominant than fucking her where she doesn't even get any pleasure from it, where it degrades her the most.

Physically, pussy is way better.

You're retarded, gay dudes don't want to fuck assholes either, they just want to be fucked in the asshole.

Lol I've had 2 guys try to do this. It's stupidly transparent. I'm a person, not a dog.

Pussy ain't much cleaner than the asshole as pure water is compared to muddy dirty water.
In that analogy the clean glass shouldn't be that clean.

>rocky road

How long's a piece of string? Not all women are built the same, not all pussies feel the same, not all asses feel the same, but there are similarities.

Speaking very generally, the excitement of anal comes from the psychological taboo for both men and women. But physically, with most girls it feels tight as you enter and then there is like this kind of void - feels like your cock is in empty space.

For me, pussy is better. It's designed to take a cock, self-lubricates and feels better/wetter/more friction and pleasure.

Anal is fun if the girl really gets off on it, but it doesn't actually feel that good on my dick.

I've done it a few times but I think the pussy feels better for sure. The only reason I'd fuck a bitch in the ass is for the mental turn on. To see her being all cute and friendly someday when she's out with friends or family and be like "yeah...I bent her over and stuffed my dick in her ass."

Well said user!

It's not only much tighter, but is also way more active, it's moving all the time and squeezing you very well. Also she cums amazingly from anal.

To enjoy it (especially for her) you need a really good communication, and if you're asking it like that I assume you don't have this communication yet.

what you mean?

Still a filthy animal

no anal is actually very uncomfortable if you have a small or less than average penis, which, be honest, we all do.

What's that Lassie? You want my dick in your ass?

I'll bet you still did it.
Especially if they bought you Ugz.

Nigga it ain't even close to that. Tf you smokin?

Cleaner than men :) This board indicates as such

Nah I broke up with both of them - too pushy in sex

Sounds like you have a small dick and / or a woman with a loose shitter.

She thinks of her ex when you fuck her, guaranteed.

you had two guys try to finger your asshole while you're fucking him?

Since it's the internet everyone has huge enormous penises (including the women I suppose).
Theoretically speaking if sometimes my girl finds the dingus too big/unconfortable the normal way it would be extremely painful through the backdoor, no?

Yep. It's because of advice like 'just do it so she'll associate it with pleasure!!!' that convince them to do shit like that - that or maybe they think I can't feel my asshole. Which would make them pretty retarded and both were smart dudes so I'm not convinced...

>fucking a girl means you're gay
Look at how hard this closet homo is trying to bully others for his secret gay thoughts.

Collections of holes belong in the bedroom and the kitchen, not on the internet.

Great meme XD leddit numale

>me being a anything more than holes for a real human to use is a meme xD
>reddit space btw ;)

Pussy feels amazing, asshole feels amazing. End of story.

There's nothing better than a cute girl who knows how to give great sloppy

The only natural lube in an asshole is shit. No thanks.

>icky :(
Soyboy.

They aren't trying to trick you, they are testing the waters, you psychopath. Stop trying so hard to be a victim.

I've only fucked 7 women in my 34 years (had 2 8+ year relationships and I'm not a player) but I've overtly licked and fingered all 7 of those assholes, and fucked 3 of them.

Every time, it started the same way: Playing closer and closer and feeling out the response. It's how everything works, from dating to sex. Every time you had sex, did you say "Hey, we should have sex at 3:15 today" or did it progress from a kiss?

Retard...

Uh...no. If you want to try sticking a finger in my ass, you ask. When I'm giving a bj I don't stick my fingers in their ass to 'test the waters'. Even worse when I give an explicitly negative reaction and they try again later.

>Uh...no.
Dumb person detected.

Do you ask to fondle balls when sucking dick, or just assume you can violate him like that?

>Even worse when I give an explicitly negative reaction and they try again later.

That applies to everything from flirting to the first kiss. I also already covered this; it's called testing the waters. Nothing wrong with it.

Glad I never ran into a psycho bitch like you over the years... just normal girls who understand how human interaction works.

Instructions unclear
>shove pee pee into pooper dry

Honestly it's just dry and tight it's okay I like it occasionally but given the choice of pussy and ass 95% of the time it's pussy for sure. If you want to do it start slow. Lick her ass while you play with her. Introduce her to small very well lubed butt plugs while you eat and toy her to multiple orgasms. Make her associate butt stuff with pleasure. Take your time don't pressure you got to put in ground work.

Not the same. If someone is fucking my vagina already, I'm not going to care if they touch my clit/labia after.

qq harder - keep on being a creepy fuck

This. Shitty girls like user won't let you so don't bother and move on. Don't test the waters you should just naturally know how to get them.
Ever since i was 14 I've never stuck fucking fingers in there i just licked their ass and they begged for it. Every. Single. Partner.

If a kid knows you should too you autists

You love birds should just have anal sex to settle this debate

I'll grab my strapon :D

Anal is better in theory than in practice. Way more fun in porn than in real life.

False and you know it. Your gf sucks. Break up with her

Bitch, you are dumb.

I hope you know if a guy is eating you out from behind, all he can smell is your asshole. It's an inch from his nose, and all he can see. Expect him to venture up there if he wants to. It's up to you to say "no". Nobody stops and says "MADAM, MAY I LICK YOUR ANUS?"

You're damaged goods... I've heard of chicks like you. Probably a cutter.

How many times have you tweeted #MeToo?

Take your minds from this thread and try your might or be you newfags?

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if i only had a gf

Naw, it's a little tighter, but not like... world changing.

The thrill comes almost entirely from the fact that it's taboo or forbidden. If you find a girl that really likes anal.... eh. If you find a girl that REALLY doesn't want to do it, but you manage to convince her, talk her into it, or somehow get her over a barrel, that in itself can be exciting.

You need lube though, and to start slow to get coverage.

Hitting both holes at the same time with a finger, thumb, or buttplug can be fun.

guaranteed cutter

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I don't care if he can smell it.

Not 'damaged goods', never cut myself in my life. Projection perhaps? It's ok user - I've heard bio-oil might heal your scars. Just because your mummy was mean to you doesn't mean you have to subject women to your creepy shit.

You also clearly have no idea how to speak properly. For someone who supposedly fucks so much you obviously have never heard or tried dirty talk.

You guys have alot of pent up sexual frustration. Release it

>It's stupidly transparent
it's supposed to be transparent, fucking retard. it's not a super sekrit club that only guise know about. the fact you think they're trying to trick you just shows how damaged you are

After fucking my ex gf in the ass I’ve remembered this “it’s really good, but it’s over rated”

Dumb fucking bitches won’t allow us

It's not better than actual pussy.

Only reason people would say that is if they just have an obsession/fascination with it cause its something that's out of the "norm" cuz of de poopoo.

Albeit anal sex is pretty normal.

I've never met a girl who actually enjoyed anal

Anal is great to mix it up, but you gotta add it to the menu early on with a chick. Some chicks are 100% not down with it @and bat you away when you try to play with her butthole. Move on to another chick.

The ones that are alright with buttplay, work up to it but quickly. Make sure to use plenty of lube and have her clean out her ass before. A bit if prep is worth it because it'll be the best orgasm you both have.

It's not tricking lmao.

If she doesn't like the feeling of the dick in her ass then she can say so. It's not hard. It's about prodding the idea.

i've met a couple but they're rare.

a lot of them like the IDEA of anal and don't mind a finger or a thumb in there or something but when it comes to actually putting your dick in there they can't take it / it's too painful

that's why you start small and work your way up. she has to relax

Yes for both parties once they get good at it. No kids and the orgasms are better for the ladies. No kids and more depth for the men. Less texture so I can last longer so they can have multiples.

try teens autumn

There's no orgasm spots in the anus. The sensation might feel good to some girls but i dont think any would prefer anal over vaginal

Use a lot of lube...coat your dick, her ass and then even a second coat and plenty after you're in.

the girls who can get off from vaginal do. learn anatomy. the internal pleasure zones are closer to the anus than the vagina

i never said they preferred it, i just said i've met a couple girls that are into it. the way both of them phrased it was "yea it's nice to change it up from time to time"

There is no activity between a man and woman that is gay, you ignorant son of a bitch

Not much better no, just a different experience. I've only done it a handful of times and that's because my wife was drunk. She has me eat her ass all the time, first ass I've ever eaten. I was in the "hard pass" group for a long time. Until she sort of... forced it on me.

tl;dr anal sex isn't bad but it's nothing to write home about

It feels better for women. Any women that deny a man entry into their ass is just a vapid cunt and should he left immediately.

Wow that's funny. Don't hear about girls orgasming from anal much. Seeing as almost all sexual preference research shows that women prefer vaginal. If it was so great wouldn't you think more girls would prefer it?

The vagina is self lubricating, the asshole is not.