I’ve never had a girlfriend but if I were to ever get one how could I convince her to let me eat her poop and to rub...

I’ve never had a girlfriend but if I were to ever get one how could I convince her to let me eat her poop and to rub my poop on her boobies? I feel like it would be so hot I jerk off to the thought of it everyday I’ve always been curious how many couples do this.

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No one does this I know girls that have fucked dogs that would be repulsed at the idea that's how fucked up it is

don't try to convince her, just rub her poop on you, when she isn't looking bro

This is now a log thread

have you tasted poop?
Are you sure that is something you like, besides the idea of tasting her poop?

This is not something you're likely to be able to do for free. A degenerate, aids infected, heroin addicted, walking dumpster of a hooker would do it for some cash I'm sure. But user, you can get extremely I'll from ingesting feces even from healthy people, imagine the disease you'd contract from a gutter whore like that. Fuck, just letting her blow you with a condom should be off the table.

just a normal day on Sup Forums

fetish senpai

QFT
there are so many diseases you can get from random people.

You have to play safe, OP/

To die by eating a beautiful girl's shit is my life's dream.

My fetish is girls who do filthy and unacceptable things.

>tfw girls just waste it
i want to cry

Fuck, that's hot. Got more?

I straight up play with my gf doo doo to nut

No nobody answered OPs question? How can I get my girlfriend to eat my eat I’m also curious.

thats exactly how i define my fetish :O
im guessing your also really into pee and public stuff right? i always look for those vids of girls spreading their ass in supermarkets and peeing in trains etc

Enjoying this thread. I sniff gf asshole, lick it, finger it and fuck it. Never did poo poo stuff but would love to with my side ho. I love girl shit.

My girl let's me play with her turds. Diamonds.

Start with smelling her farts

I have a fetish when I get extremaly turned on when I see people doing disgusting and unappropriate things like farting, pissing or pooping around people or in public, both girls and boys. No sniffing, no drinking, no eating just watching, enjoying the act. I am with my girlfriend for 6 months now and she casually farts around me or poops when I'm doing something in my bathroom and I never showed my interest in it because she would be disgusted but I jerked off many times to just a memory of it.

Ever smell gf farts???? Describe.

Girls assholes and their farts and SHITS are my fucking obsession. I eat ass and sniff farts. Only once did I talk a girl into scat play. Back in HS my girl went along with it and took a CRAP in front of me. Shit was cash.

I wish I had a girlfriend to shit in my mouth

Can we just start posting girl scat now???????? I will fap

Ooooo girl fartssssss

Isn't boy poop adorable?

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>I’ve never had a girlfriend but if I were to ever get one how could I convince her to let me eat her poop and to rub my poop on her boobies?

Ya know, there could be a connection between your inability to have a girlfriend and what you'd like to do with said girlfriend if you had one.

Just sayin'.

Serious question - why don't you fuck off?

There are other boards for this kind of shit, why don't you look them up and use them? Ever heard of /hc you fucking dickhead?

Bullshit like this is clogging up /b and has dragged it down for long enough so thanks and everything but unironically fuck off to a porn board or neck yourself, cunt.

Make room for good stuff and push the porn elsewhere.

Make /b great again.

Dude you're so right, imma not even say "probably". Girls and normal guys simply dont like poop :) just OP and shitty fetishist (literally)

What the fuck is wrong with you

I like girl poop. Tastes good and makes me nut. But I got gf. OP is a fag.

can one of you guys explain to me the poop fetish? like.. it tastes like shit. Wheres the fetish part

watching girls eat shit is more my thing, where's that?

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every girl i've ever been with ive stuck my finger up her ass and nearly every single time there are poop remains. like little pieces if poop. Ive been able to ear girl poop that way without the girl even knowing what im doing.

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eh it's harder than you think on there looking for shit like that, it all depends on where you live though

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New sixx thread huh?

fetlife won't allow people into poop or fucking dogs

Have you seen the people on fetlife? They look fucking disgusting. All I could find was catfish, very old people, and very fat people.

there are plenty of shit groups on fetlife, but what you'll mainly find is an echochamber of the same dudes asking what OP is asking to no avail

>won't allow people into poop

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k

All these Sup Forumstards always calling traps and trans people mentally ill, when the Sup Forumstards have always been the ones who are actually mentally ill. Coprophagia, pica... It's been ironic for years, but now it's just sad.

>yes I'm kink shaming

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¿por qué no los dos?

Just skip the gf. They're overrated anyway.
Use your own poop, spread it on your NEET titties and eat it

Is dat sum andy sixx?

Hooker would probably let you eat hers if you have the cash

Dude ur gonna regret it once the smell hits u. I do anal with my bitch sometimes and I ask did u shit earlier just to make sure no shit stains