So a good... 7 years ago, being an edgy faggot in high school, I made a page about something (Not telling what it is because I'll get into that) and over the span of a good 7 years now, it's got 10,000 likes. I made 4 posts on it in all these years but it keeps getting likes.
Here's the fun part. If say 98% of the likes are Indian, Thailand, Pakistani, Africa Africans, Brazilians and other weird shit. These people worship me. I get a good 60 messages every few hours for requests, random chats, etc. I can get these people to do whatever I want. Recently I've been giving out ranks, they fully embrace being called acolytes, paladins din dus etc. I may have a cult following all because I made a gay page on Facebook 8 years ago. Ama. I'll post some pics
James Thompson
what was the page about user?
Nathan Ortiz
keep going
Blake Richardson
Bump
Josiah Cooper
Literally gay stuff
Tyler Lopez
What the fuck user. Tell me all you can, make my all nighter a bit more worthwhile.
Ethan Murphy
Ever got any nudes from any of your female followers?
Adrian Evans
I have a few Americans. They're random dudes that have a family and everything but ask for dick pics from the page via messenger. Will post more, editing on phone sucks
Adam Perez
how have you abused this power for your own personal gain?
Grayson Morgan
it means "come fuck me"
Angel Morgan
What was the nature of these posts? Stuff like "anyone who likes [insert sexual activity here] DM me"? Because that's the only probable reason you get messaged so often.
Jayden Jones
entertain me. Post something surreal.
Christopher Ross
You say you made 4 posts in all these years. What were those 4 posts ?
Charles Kelly
...
Jeremiah Jackson
bump 4 interest
Cooper Murphy
what is this?
Gavin Harris
Never asked. I could probably get a lot but there's a lot of underage chinks on there
Entertainment. I have a cult of 3rd world country gay dudes and women. What can a white man ask for more?
I posted a meme of a kid getting waterboarded with the "My ancestors are smoking at me imperials" I don't think they understood. I post the dumbest shit and they love it
Updated cover photo to a dog drinking beer. Columbine school shooter footage, then 2 other random posts
Daniel Harris
Post something already you little shit.
Asher Wood
>what could a white man ask for more? BRUH you could have all the Indian nudes you could ever want, and you're still hooked on the idea that you have a cult following. Hell at this point you might as well move to India and actually start a cult.
Juan White
Give a link faget, you got nothing to lose.
Luke Young
Inquisitior Naresh sends me boners a lot.
Sebastian Anderson
Show penu and bobs I love u forever.
Xavier Collins
I don't want you guys to infiltrate my cult of followers and scare them away
Will post more when I get out of the store. Stick around for more details
Dylan Ward
but does he open bobs
Jayden Miller
Some of my older messages
Camden Taylor
I have like 10 conversations at once. There's a lot of teens on here from 3rd world countries and ugly din du from Africa. I have a small following of dedicated people. I posted a winky face just now. It should be morning for them over there and those horny slimes are always down
Angel Collins
sorry to destroy your power fantasy OP but they're workers at clickfarms. they are fake accounts liking thousands of pages. businesses pay for this shit. facebook of course does not approve of this so they have to interact with some of the pages to not look fake. they are given free reign as to what to do to interact with these. you're only helping them.
tl;dr OP is a moron working free for a clickfarm.
Kayden Thomas
OP have you ever had a normal conversation with any of them?
Carter Perez
This is so fucking funny. If something seems good online, it definitely isn't. Op, you're a tit.
Chase Parker
Nope. They always ask for pictures, to Fuck them etc. Never a normal convo