Walk in and see this

Walk in and see this

What do?

laugh at how tiny it is

Help him out with his stiff problem.

*wink wink nudge nudge*

Get away from my change bin Jew.

Check myself out in the mirror.

what mirror?

Climb aboard and take it for a ride.

Kill

who you gonna marry tho

gayyyyyyyyyyyy

i like you two

You bet your sweet ass it is.

suck til he blows

:D

does firecrotch taste like ginger?

tastes like heaven

turn 140 degrees and walk away

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bump

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holy shit

These real?

...

I'm straight, but I've always wanted to blow a guy. This cock looks pretty good. I love the taste of my cum, so I'm sure I'd have no problem swallowing his load.

That literally makes you bisexual.

or maybe just gay

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barely notice and then call this guy...