Gonfess yur sins user

Gonfess yur sins user

gtfo

I jerked off into my roommate's milk everytime he gets a new jug.

when I was 14 or 15 I went through a phase of going in my sister's room when I was home alone then dressing up in her clothes and fapping in front of the mirror

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I have no friends and I want to go camping

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i gathered all the betas in my school and started a beta>alpha revolution many years ago, it is not good the year is 3245, I'm being kept alive by an iron heart too see a world being overrun by betas, the streets are empty. we have become an asexual species that creates human out of cum rags. theres not enough food, theres no women, if you say something one person dislikes you are executed by firing squad, by god what have i created

bumpin it

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

>Hebrew School

All of them in many different flavors

Let’s go camping bro

I fap to Minecraft porn.

>Play

male lactation is my fetish

A couple days after new year I got my best friend as drunk as she's ever been and then raped her. The guilt has been eating me ever since.

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That's horrible

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