Who would cast in a Lolita remake?

Who would cast in a Lolita remake?

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Idris Elba

myself

Idris Elba

It doesn't really matter, but it would definitely involve the casting couch.

Fully shaven

Jordyn

That said, with our current culture, HIGHLY doubt it'd get a remake. If it did, it'd be way toned down and probably portray Humbert as an evil monster

My daughter.

I will play Humbert.

kek


she would've been great 10 years ago ;__;

No, I will.

she would be seriously perfect for the role


>That said, with our current culture, HIGHLY doubt it'd get a remake.

who knows, maybe we can convince gaspar to give it a shot

film it in international waters, or something

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Agreed. That'd be nice, desu I'd be cool with another remake as long as it's done tastefully with respect to Nabokov's story. I don't want any Americans to TOUCH it at this point.

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I hate you

>hey buddy, me and my bf are going to get a curry. wanna come?

I want to fuck lente tresor cunny!

This one doesnt need to be shooped her nose is big enough

oh, of course, no hollywoodies allowed

fassbender would be a great humbert

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I could see that.

Draft it up and send it

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Im gonna send these to jordyn

lexington steele and angourie rice, with ron jeremy as clare quilty

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what's with bribri and curryniggers?

does she have a fetish, or something?


stfu, you pedo

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aye aye, captain

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