Can anyone tell me about Jesus in 5 words?
Can anyone tell me about Jesus in 5 words?
Isaiah Flores
Jordan Cook
Preety cool guy, but jew
Adam King
Jesus loves you, believe Him.
Chase Watson
He was not fucking black.
Jacob Smith
main character in old novel
John Thompson
Zombie Jewish Carpenter Hippie God
Owen Foster
Crazy fuck crazier people love.
Gavin Bell
he was a bearded goat molester from the middle-east with a bushy beard full of lice and fleas
Charles Brown
He was a filthy sand nigger.
Carter James
He never actually fucking existed
Carter Miller
Great philosophies, terrible followers
Henry Gomez
Jesus Christ is a Freemason.
Bentley Butler
Mythical undead hebrew carpenter deity.
Austin Hall
Flavius Josephus made him up.
Austin Gutierrez
I'm your lord and savior.
Ethan Foster
Grand master of fedora immolation.
Landon Sullivan
Fell for immaculate conception meme.
Adam Jones
He was a huge cuck.
Matthew Lopez
Roman soldier's Jewish rape child
Jayden King
He was a good dude.
Eli Robinson
Led a failed revolt, crucified.
Jack Jones
cannabis
cult
consume
the
herb
Dominic Wilson
Our Lord and savior christ
Ryan Peterson
Jewish guy. Died. Came back.
Cameron Kelly
Black chick, big fat tits.
Jonathan Thomas
He died for your sins.
Sebastian Reyes
Pos my neg ass Pontius
Lincoln Long
Makes great chorizo. Good landscaper.
Andrew Morgan
Jesus loves you, love Jesus.
Evan Morgan
The only truly worthy King.
Grayson Richardson
an allegory for the sun
Jeremiah Nguyen
He was a black nigger
Brody Rivera
Son of God, and God.
Zachary Cooper
Jesus is a thieving mexican.
Michael Stewart
Some dude in a book.
Cooper Cooper
Reincarnated as Donald J Trump
Adam Hill
I can tell you everything you need to know is just 4:
Jesus was a jew
Julian Morris
Probably is not even real
Aiden Barnes
He died for our sins
Jackson Ross
Counterfeit Messiah of the Jews
Ian Adams
Shady red square Jesus Christ!
Connor Ramirez
Fucked mum. Died. Saved man.
Asher Gutierrez
Savior. Couldn't even save himself.
Lincoln Jenkins
Dead jew nailed to stick
Aiden Rivera
Man of Steel, X-ray vision
Kevin Ramirez
He was a fucking nigger.