I've been thinking about committing suicide for years. I want to know what way is the least painful...

I've been thinking about committing suicide for years. I want to know what way is the least painful. I know I can't ask anybody out of experience, but what some ideas. There's a gun range my dad and I go to, but it's pretty crowded, so somebody might stop me, or save my life, turning me into a retard. I have no intention of filming it. What should I do?

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Don't kill yourself with a gun, that's why statistics for gun crimes are all fucked up. Because they count retards killing themselves as gun deaths, which gets put together with violent crime. Anyway man up and go lift, don't kill yourself pussy.

If you're set on doing it, then carbon monoxide poisoning.
But maybe you should think a bit harder.
Maybe about whether killing yourself is actually an escape from whatever suffering you're going through, whether it's really worth the risk or if it might be safer to power through and cherish the years nature gives your life.

Do it like everyone else. Suicide by old age.

>risk of bursting your lung leading to horrific pain
no thnx.

suicide is painless....
okay. i was in yr shoes a few years ago.
suicide. is ultimately your decision. but... there's a lot to live for
waking up the morning, feeling the sun on your skin, warming you. when you walk into your favorite restaurant and they make your favorite food the exactly way you like it. The great feeling of when you solve a hard problem
little things
Life's not about the big things. we're all ants on the molehill. it's about the small, yet important details. what makes you happy? ponder on it. other people don't have to make you happy. but i could go on forever on how a stranger's smile made me feel good for hours after i saw it. It's gay but it's real.
if this is a troll welp. laugh n laugh . it's good
otherwise, dude u just gotta find your own happiness. there's a lot working against you. also narcotics are cool

Can you take out a few objectionable people before you go? We would be forever grateful.

Here's what you do:
Pick a method of suicide. Make it a really outlandish one, like seppuku or suicide by cop.
Plan it out and be meticulous. Where you'll do it, what tools you'll need, what you'll wear, the suicide note, everything.
Mentally prepare yourself for death.

Now that you have it all planned out, you'll never go through with it because you're a flake.

That is what the mask is for retard. It allows gasses you exhale out and lets you only breathe helium.

Honestly, go kill some feminists or socialists. You get some fame and get yourself taken out in the process.

Tried grabbing your dick and sort of moving your fist up and down until you feel a funny fleeting feeling while something shoots out?

>Don't kill yourself with a gun, that's why statistics for gun crimes are all fucked up.
OP should kill himself with a Muslim

you people just don't fucking get it......there is nothing to live for, not a single good enough reason to be alive, no matter how you try to spin it.

Not the worst idea I've ever heard. He should just start talking shit about muhammad to any dune coons and get them riled up and get himself suicide bombed.

hero bag of Nitrogen

No, there isn't. But you don't get to dine and dash. Do your fucking duty. Cowards are turned away at the gates of paradise.

Dude, there are too many good movies on the horizon to kill yourself.

If you are under 30, it is way too soon to decide to kill yourself. Just stick around until then, life changes dramatically between 20s to 30s

OP here, I've been suicidal, and I'm scared of the thought of being someone's mess to clean up, of the people I'm leaving behind going through hell. I'm fairly certain I don't want to die, but I don't know what else to do. Pills, therapy, dating, college, other drugs, you have it. Though,I admit, I never think of the small things. Whether I'm actually just a pussy, or anything else, I don't know, but I just want this mental hell to stop. Thanks for the advice, even the harsh kind. I just hope depression just doesn't take over one day and make me say "fuck it"
And I'm a pussy looking for help, I know.

Fuck this idiot

Everytime some chuck picks up a gun an kills people, the socialist come after our guns again.

>good movies
FUCKING NORMAL FAG
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I once loaded my pistol, chambered a round, put it to my head, and pulled the trigger most of the way. Another millimeter and I would have been dead.

99.99% rounds up to 100%. I am a dead man. Dead men don't wish for death anymore.

NEARLY kill yourself, OP. I honestly recommend it.

Meh, screw you.
When I was at my lowest, I wanted to die, but I also wanted to see the last Harry Potter movie. Movies are something to look forward to.
Those who doubt me, suck cock by choice.

talk to someone. a teacher, a friend, a family member, a pastor, or a friendly-looking stranger. you shouldn't do this, there's always another way

these people you are thinking of. you don't want them to find you. how about you lean on them more
when i tried to kill myself when i was 18 (over 5 yrs ago now) i was surprised by how many people actually cared about me
it's embarrassing to let someone know how much you love them. idk why. but they do. you love them too.
hey also im on medicaid and i got a psychiarist to perscribe me prozac for 4 dollars. idk if u live in the us. but its very cheap. okay meds dont solve everything. but don't you want to feel a little more even at least?
you're not a pussy. who cares. baby just know you're on a strange website for help. you can do it.

Dont kill yourself but seek professional help dont go ask stupid shit at an imageboard but consult someone who has expertise in your problem. Deathwishes are many times only temporarily and bound to your changable circumstances. Seek professional help

Go buy a Katana. Run around airport yelling bonsai and attack chairs and vending machines.

Cmon dude try to be more optimistic, I went through this phase in highschool I had no friends, girls were repulsed by me and I felt worthless but I realized that I was choosing to be depressed and sad so I started picking up my attitude I found things to keep my mind occupied, in all honesty a dog might be a good solution they really do relieve stress and give you something to be happy about, so give it a try OP cmon last thing we need is another Sup Forumsrother biting the dust.

Dude fuck off


The best way to die

>meh

nice minecrafter

Read this entirely first: biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ecclesiastes 1&version=NIV

Yeah normally id say an hero , but being suicidal my whole life and finally woke up a couple years ago (28 now) dont do it. Theres cool shit to do, go explore and get out of the shit ass state you live in. Fuck friends i went solo all over the u.s. . Just dont off yourself. Pointless

He could explore the afterlife.

Stop being a faggot. If you really wanted to kill yourself you wouldn't worry about pain. Just do it

Jump off a really tall building?

20 gauge in mouth. Make sure to point upwards at the brain, and not towards the back of the mouth.

Join the military. Die in combat.

if you want to die, why dont you max a credit card and travel as long as you can and look at cool shit. it cant be a waste of time if youre gonna kill yourself anyway

This
We need more people like you in this world

Please don't

What about those who died so young they never got to be self-aware about the "sun on their skin" and other such things? What about retards, disabled, imprisoned, etc.? What about you after you die? Did you realize that that day isn't too far away, in fact when you get older years get shorter. I don't think you realize where your soul is or what the purpose of your stay is or that you indeed are a soul.

Oh please. People who are actually suicidal just do it. You're not suicidal. Fuck off.