Ask an alpha anything

Ask an alpha anything

what does winning taste like?

What day is leg day?

Why do you skip leg day?

Do those chicken legs come with 2 sides and a biscuit? Try posting again when you learn to put a hat on the right way loser.

Why are you here?

it doesn't end in y

What do if your back is itchy?

Go back to /fit/ and post your gay ass shit pictures there faggot

'sup spaghetti legs?

How small is your steroid addictive dick?

youre an alpha?

do the steroids and all the supplements make your farts and poos smelly?and then you and the other chads fart at each other and say "dude you reek" and then laugh like fuckwits

how often do you get turned down when you try to pick up chicks? percentage wise

No, questions. Just a statement of facts.

You know after about a decade of juicing (even if you're running cycles), you're gonna be getting some fatal side effects if you continue. Blood pressure so high you're getting nose bleeds (as in the blood pressure is bursting capillaries in your nose).

Then you're gonna be forced to quit. You know what happens next. Estrogenic resurgence. Your body won't be making much testosterone, it will take your nuts a bit to get back into production and they'll *never* be producing like they were before you were juicing. At least 30% of those gains will become soft feminine flab and even if you never got bitch tits while juicing, you'll get them now. Particularly if you cannot reign in the extra calories from the steroid body building diet, that 4000 cal of lean protein a day will still make you fat and with high estrogen it's gonna be soft and gross, a lot of it forming tits.

How do I know? I looked like you for a decade. I was a juicing bro doing cycles. But admittedly towards the end it was about 3/4 of the time on, 1/4 off.

But eventually, you'll be forced with a choice. Quit or die. Some bros choose to die. And some dudes just have a genetic predisposition to be resistent to the nasty juice side effects like Schwarzenegger or Stallone (though keep in mind Schwarzenegger has had *many* top dollar heart surgeries by top surgeons that you'll never be able to afford).

I still have most of my gains. But I have a flabby tire of soft bitch flab, gross enlarged nips, and some pretty decent B cup tits. I AM overweight and I AM losing the flab, but I'm really worried that when I lose it I still might have the tits. You can forgive bitch tits on a fat man, on a skinny man, well then you got problems.

This is your future. Don't say you weren't warned. And don't you dare say that shit is natural. I don't just know you're juicing, I know the shit you're on. Those are tren gains if I've ever seen them

ooo triple trips

damn youre retarded

triple dubs retard

What are the alpha males thoughts on the beta males, aka nu-males?

minor oversight kys faggots

>Here's your (you)
Now go be an insecure little bitch needing attention somewhere else

I should fuck you and your bitch bitch boy

You have a small pee-pee, and you're killing yourself.

The legs are obviously shooped

why does it take you 45 minutes to do shrugs on the only squat rack?

How much can you push press, and it it's less then 3 plates at your size do you honestly think you're alpha?

What makes you think you have the alpha gene?

why do you look like one of my hypermuscle anime porn?

I appreciate the honesty of this post. Injecting grams of gear is never gonna make you the person you think it will. Unless you're competing in strong man or the Olympics then it might. Otherwise you're gonna blow out a heart valve for vanity, and somewhere before the end realize that women find that look to be about as attractive as obesity.

>realize that women find that look to be about as attractive as obesity
We all know that men who are THAT vain aren't usually interested in women.

Post a timestamp alpha boi. Then we'll talk.

have you ever tried reading a book? (be honest op)

>Ask an alpha anything
Weird face, ugly tattoos, leaning on one foot to look taller... Were you bullied in school? You were, weren't you? I bet you haven't even ever been on a date yet, have you?