Steve Seagal

so did he finally find his safespace?

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>The Kremlin confirmed the Russian president had signed the order granting citizenship to the U.S. action star

Or is he going for ruskino?

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what did you mean by that

Years of physical training, mental preparation, healthy diet, and weapon testing have all culminated to this moment on the world stage where he will snatch Putin's birthday.

He's obviously undercover.

1: Does this mean he will renounce his US citizenship

2: Does this mean he wont be a weekend deputy Chief sheriff in Arizona anymore?

3: Is he allowed to own his 1911 pistol collection in Russia?

Putin is setting Seagal up to be the next president. It's a perfect plan, Putin gets Trump elected, Trump removes safespaces, Seagal now hates America. Put America and Russia up against each other. Putin seen laughing in his new villa in Africa, while Russia and the US nuke each other.

how many carrots do you have to eat to get that fat

Check his recent tweets, he's all for Trump and he though the cnm debate moderators were biased. This cements him as /our guy/

ITS TREASON THEN

Seagal went all out on Clinton in. He's betting on Putin to win the coming war and we should follow his wisdom.

> OOAGHHH

What did Sheev mean by this?

Yeah. Eat that carrot, you dirty slut

Do carrots make you levitate?

All great masters were amazing in their prime and then got fat and happy and old, and embelished their heroics but never-the-less imparted wisdom and skill, and would play an instrument.

He's the real deal. He's a living Master Roshi, or Mr Miyagi, or Yoda. You're just too blind to realize, so you mock him as if you have any superiority over him in any way.

I hope he's got electric fences to keep out the ferals

> *loud breathing*
> This is my Tokarev I was telling you about

>boyishly handsome (often with ponytail)

his hair looks like a carpet

Its GLH

youtube.com/watch?v=2GeF7A05zQ8

What is the next step of his master plan?

Crushing USA with no survivors

Wha happen?

'im want de punani

What about his motherfucker birthday

HGH, hair plugs, and hair dye. Great look.

Let's say you eat 3000 kcal a day to gain 0,5-1kg per week.
Calories in 100g carrot is 40kcal
That's 7,5kg of carrots a day.

kino

that fake hair looks gross though

1911 PEESTOL IS AMERICAN BLYAT
USE GLORIOUS TOKAREV COMRADE SEAGAL

Looks good to me, what kind of fake hair is it? I want some.

Gon snatch his EVERY motherfucker birthday

Still madabuttafiddy rubles?

Navykino when?
youtube.com/watch?v=Lm7YxFjTABQ

"""they""" took her

(((they)))

>the Russian president had signed the order granting citizenship
the Russian president had signed the order granting citizenship
Come get wasted with me copain!

what does punani mean

This.
Haven't you people learned anything by watching his movies?

Eating a forklift pallet full of Lamb Pirozhok.

>huffpost.com

There is a rumor that after officially leaving CIA in early 80's Seagal continued working for the agency as sleeper agent.

mfw I realized him doing all those shitty movies was part of the cover story.

Post the webM of him floating

...

Under siege 3 looks like shit

>hurrr durr russia is bad and we must hate them WW3 now

how about no

Name one thing good russia has ever done for the world

They make those little nesting dolls that my aunt loves

...

won WW2, made cool satellites and jet aircraft, lots of great literature

none of that makes up for communism

>what has russia ever done for anyone lets provoke them into a nuclear conflict that will surely cost billions of people their lvies

sounds like a good idea to me. If Trump was warhawking for WW3 tho you faggots would be shitting your pants, like you were before Hillary came out pro WW3. How easily you forget. Just six short months ago it was Trump who was going to start WW3 with the Russians and that was bad. But now that Hillary wants to do it its good.

>le bad ebil communizm xD

That's funny I didn't know Marx and the Frankfurt School originated in Russia

the first country to put it into practice and spread it around the world is russia. Cant deny that

Yeah but it was spread around by Jews in Russia
Jews used Russia as a pawn

>Depardieu
>Seagal
>Trump

How can one manlet surround himself with so many clowns?

Hi Sup Forums!

Holy shit Putin is a manlet, I thought he was a bad ass.

>occupied half of Europe and turned it into shit
>a good thing
ok

It explains everything he does really. Trys to act all tough to detract people from the fact that hes almost a midget and Russia is 2nd tier power

>wanting to genocide Russians for the kikes in a nuclear holocaust is an admirable position

get bent schlomo

>Karl Marx wasn't a Jew
HEY TUMBLR!
>fighting empirical evidence
>defending the hooked nose persuasion

>led proxy wars all around the globe for shitty ideological reasons
>continually tries to relive its past glory even though it's basically now a buffed up third world country
>hated by all of its neighboring countries
Why is America such shit?

Not only for the kikes, for all who would want it.

>creator of communism was Jewish
>therefore all Jews are communists and they spread it around the world
God youre dumb

This will strengthen Russia's military power even more.
Finland and the Baltic states are practically annexed at this point.

Im confused, you just described Russia

>Im confused
Why am I not surprised, amerishit

You do realize the main proponents of communism that overthrew Russia's monarchy where all Jewish right?
You know Stalin tried to expel Jews from Russia post World War II right?
I mean you can call me dumb all you want but facts are facts you kike lover
so far you have just meme arrowed through my facts
>your move

Ok, Stalin was the second worst dictator of the 20th century and he wasnt Jewish. The Jews didnt introduce Communism to China and create the worst dictator (Mao) either

>Wasn't Jewish

Keep digging

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/And_you_are_lynching_Negroes

clearly you're retarded and don't know anything about the history of Communism. Have fun with Kike Lives Matter or whatever cuck shit you're into

Its a type of grilled sandwich

have fun continuing the worlds oldest meme: blaming Jewish people for literally everything

kekd
stealing that for a bit I'm working on
thanks!

I'm fairly sure PC Principal is a patriot, he's so going to kick Seagals ass!

Is that Joseph Gordon Levitt on the left, wearing a red karate gi and heavy make up disguise?

Nice dodge there Ivan.

>kikes get kicked out of every civilization since time immemorial
>must me a meme
>clearly not the chosen ones at fault

>blaming Jewish people
>blaming people

have fun continuing the worlds oldest misconception of the Jew

dude blood libel lmao

dude reddit tumblr weed lmao

>Literally no mention of blood libel
>dude blood libel lmao
go back to tumblr you sweaty ham beast

Is this real life?

nah. tumblr hates jews too.

>fat feminists
>hate jews
yeah nah your'e a cunt and clearly out of steam now
goodbye

don't leave me senpai

>people have been doing something for centuries! It must be right!

In truth though the Jews really do reap what they sow.

>WW3 breaks out
>They send Seagal alone to the USA
Fuck instant win.

What was sown? All the nobel prizes?

>Scumbag Catholics and Muslims hated by everyone else but too powerful and numerous to be "kicked out of civilization"
>clearly the minorities they persecute continually are at fault, not them

Funny how people like you use logic that can only ever be used against minority populations. Brain dead chimp.

B Ocaдe и B Ocaдe 2 oхyeнныe фильмы

>Seagal killing every American by snapping their neck
Pure kino, Bravo Putin