ROLL 0.. Only one win at a time

ROLL 0.. Only one win at a time.
welcome to the shitshow

OP YOU ARE A LEGEND

want some arthritis?

I'm just trying to make you laugh. I love it when you smile.

It is me you daft cunt! Go fuck off to the jungle you nigger

HE COULDVE BEEN BETTER THAN THIS

I'm sorry, I was just trying to make you laugh

op you are the dumbest motherfucker ive ever come across

and a legend

Roll

Please

re roll

FOR FUCKS SAKE

OP THIS WON A DOZEN TIMES LAST THREAD

"Just trying to make you laugh. I love it when you smile."
Say that and she'll cream her pants

fuck

OH NO

Goddamit

DEAR GOD

Oh my god I’m so embarassed. My little brother stole my phone while i was watching Doctor Who. Do i even want to know?

I'll give you 50 bucks and a 6 pack if you let me fuck you in the ass while your dad watches.

OP she's obviously into you. This will be the kill shot

can we please try and help a fellow user get some pussy instead of this racist shit

"

Tell her you are really drunk but (make a memo or note on your phone, confessing your actual feelings for her, legit) and send it to her, telling her that you wrote that memo when you were sober but just now are ballsy enough to send it.

Alright, let's cut the crap.
I like you, do you like me? If so, I want to take you out and we can do something fun together and we'll see where it goes from there.

YOU HAVE TO DO IT OP

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

WWWWIIINNNNNRRRRAAARRRR

DDOOOO ITTTTR

ROLL

This is now a cringe thread

get a load of this cunt
>or rather "in" this cunt

Just trying to make you laugh. I love it when you smile

Please!!!

pleeeeeeeease op ffs

I tried to help OP. I'm a fucking PUA and I tried to help him. He fucked up. And he called her a nigger, wtf.

Just trying to make you laugh. I love it when you smile

>calling her a nigger
>trying to make you laugh

IT HAS ALREADY WON IN THE THREAD TOO

DONT BE A FUCKING FAGGOT AND GET SOME PUSSY

I'll eat your poop baby cakes no charge

Ok.. now fix this,

Well...i actually don't like...is just that you remind me of your mother

And she's so damn hot!

Everything i have been posting is from
Sup Forums because autism

This is the message that will get you laid op.
She is not taking you serious anymore. You need to establish that you are serious and that you are dominant over her, you are calling the shots. You are making the decisions. Do not be a pussy.

abandoning thread. almost, bois

Hahabahahahahaagahhxksgavdjdk

...

Please stop being fag and be a FUCKKNG MAN
d o i t

"

ITS TOO LATE YOU DUMB FUCK
We can't fix this shit you're gonna be a virgin forever

...

its too late. you fucked up too much man.

how does it feel knowing you were so close?

OH SHIT IM ACTUALLY FUCKING SORRY MY FRIEND HAD THE PHONE WHILE I WAS IN THE BATHROOM ASH I AM SORRY IM KICKING HIM OUT NOW

Oh God sorry didn't mean to send that
Also fuck niggers

Stupid fuck

I feel that it's too late to fix, let's have some fun from here, 'ey?

Let's not turn this rape into a murder

...

this

Roll

Should've said this before it was too late

Jesus christ I nodded off and my autistic friends took my phone, sorry. I'll keep it in my pocket only now

So, just been reading this thread, not contributing. This is either fake, OP is seriously a faggot, or OP is actually retarded.

He IGNORED OUR HELP

S A G E
A
G
E

A L L
L
L

F I E L D S
I
E
L
D
S

I'm just trying to make you laugh I love it when you smile. Sorry for all the weirdness I'm just so nervous around you.

This

instant reroll

Oh god why did i laugh at this

You fucked it all up you dumb shit! You should have left is after she said youll talk about it tomorrow! Omfg reeeee

you forgot this OP

you dun goofed son

You fucking retard. Look at this

Do this op

Seriously I'm FUCKING DRUNK, don't mind me at all. I do like you tho but I was too nervous to tell u

Rerolling

that isn't how this thread works gb2reddit

E X A C T L Y

This one rolling

Rollin

>OP, you are a faggot piece of shit. I'm trying to help you with this Ash girl who is obvi interested in you but you keep acting like a faggot.

Say this:
Okay, listen up. I'm gonna be real honest with you because it's all I know how to be. I'm currently on Sup Forums and they are telling me to say weird random things to you I really don't want to. I'm acting like a retarded fucking dumbass. I am partially drunk and doing that for reasons you will soon know. FYI, I'm not autistic but that's really cute, dollface, who taught you that? I don't want to drag this out any longer than I have to so here goes nothing new under the sun: You're pretty. But every guy tells you that. I'm sure most girls want a friend or validation for their insecure little egos and dysmorphia. That's cool that some people just aren't interested and that others are shallow but I really don't care about that. Wanna know what I care for though? You. If you don't want anything to do with me on a serious level, that won't bother me at all + I won't press it further like some beta cuck. 7.4 billion people on Earth and 3.5 billion are women. Plenty of fish in the collective oceans. However, if you want fun and adventure in your life and you want to feel amazing, adored, passionately loved and are willing to take a chance, here you are and here I am. We can get a coffee, see a movie, skate, bowl, whatever you want. I assure you, you can't lose. I'm a good cook and I have impeccable skills in romance, sociology and psychiatry. I'm nice but not that nice. I'm chivalrous and respectful to women. I'm a good listener and I understand well. I'm not perfect and neither is anyone else. So, all this being explained to you, Do I pick you up at your place, do you show up at my place, or are we going no place, Ash? This is actually me and how I feel.

I'm sorry, i let the other people take over for a bit. i really do like you and i think we should hang out. i hope you can overlook those last few messages

THIS could fix it op

Reroll

This message is great but the problem is that she won't take it serious anymore.

Rolling for OP

The only way to fix this is to send her a link to the thread

Roll

roll

you ruined it you stupid shit
There's no fixing this

Your only hope

This

roll

HA! OP IS SAVED!

This

WINRAR

WINRAR.
Do you accept OP? it may sound suuuper cringy

roll 2

roll

REROLL

Please save yourself

send her this then

Probably true. Really too bad