Build the perfect sports network, user

Build the perfect sports network, user

>no american sports

All PTI all the time

Meme stats

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fpiabp (first post is actually best post)

kys and take your shitty cuck show with you

Harry Redknapp cam on last 24 hours of every transfer window

>24 hours of soccer

and americans have the diversity problem

Live pesäpallo

Get a bunch of people who have never played sports before and put them together with Black SJWs to talk about sports news that they turn into political opinions.

nobody said "sawker" would be the only sport on, ameriflab

>No Stephen A or any WE WUZ BLM jackasses
>No celebrity E!SPN Drama
>Actually cover some of the less covered sports like hockey or even fucking NASACAR so its not morons talking about the same NFL player in a circle
>Actually get former players and coaches to way in their opinions instead of muh wymenz n sheeeet to fill diversity quotas

Truth be told it's not that hard it's just that none of this shit would fly in modern media

OBSESSED

Have a live feed of anons on Sup Forums shitposting always going on in the background

Invite rex grossman for daily qb tips, especially how to go deep

Only talk about shit teams

Pretend basketball doesnt exist

Weekly power rankings

are sports broadcasts in bolivishit even 480p? lol

He's talking about curling you nignog

>non-American sports

WHOOOO, that cricket, curling, and dance programming is gonn be SO LIT

24 hour livestream of Based Curt's life where he gives whatever commentary he feels like when he feels like it, seasoned with the occasional racial slur.

Basically this except not racist, so I'd include hoops

1) Round up all golf and tennis players
2) Lock the door
3) Set fire to building.

I dont understand the PTI circle jerk. Watching two old libtards who never played professionally halfheartedly argue about the same topics on every other sports show is somehow entertaining? Maybe its a nostalgia thing? Are they the OGs of this format or something?

It's just faggots that are trying to respark that dogshit "why.jpg" meme that was stale a week after it started

MLB Network

Just live sports with PTI, Around the Horn (before they started pushing women and politics) and 30 for 30.

Sportscenter style show that only shows highlights

Only cover the big 4 plus American soccer, tennis, golf and NASCAR.

That's it desu

A Netflix like service where you can view every major sporting event, with no blackouts, no matter what region you are in. From basketball to soccer. No talk shows or any other bullshit like "e-sports" or alternative sports.

>libtards

What's the problem here? Would you rather watch Sean Hannity bitch about how black people are ruining the game, to a visibly bored Brit Hume?

Because that sounds worse than a Sixers game.

>pushing woman and politics

Yes, they acknowledged that 50% of the population exists. How dare they.

You'd think their ratings would shoot up double in that case

Ironically, you can do this on Twitter with every U.S. sport..... except NFL, NHL, MLB, NBA.

Discuss.

>back to redddit for you

Yeah because women definitely make up 50% of the people who watch ESPN regularly you retarded faggot

KEK: 24 hour live streaming of American sports featuring 98% black athletes.

>MUH WHITE SUPREMACY

first post
best post
end of thread.

When the first post is the best post.

>acknowledging a thing exists

BET acknowledges white people exists, that doesn't mean I'm gonna start watching every show they have.

driving isn't a sport

Good thing their ratings are showing this user.

BET doesn't change their shows to cater to white people like ESPN has with women. What the fuck are you even talking about?

>women don't watch espn because nothing on the channel appeals to them
>let's put something on that appeals to them
>that's stupid, women don't watch espn

You're a special kind of stupid, boy.

24/7 1v1 death row inmate fights to the death
viewers can use an affiliated app to purchase gear for the fighters
all proceeds go to dem programs fo dees keeds

You know what? ESPN should exclusively cover women sports and see how their viewership goes

>BET is more about celebrating the black culture
I suppose you're right.

So your argument is, "ESPN celebrates white male culture, and we need to keep it that way," which I suppose is a fine argument except for that part where it's stupid as fuck.

>white people
>playing sports

>no black anchors
>have reporters for all sports
>fire anyone that attempts to make any sports story political in any shape or form
> Have a nice mixture of broadcasting most sports even trying to squeeze Cricket in when we can.
>Major Coverage during Olympic events.

He's just a baiting shitposter
Ratings, mass firings, etc..

How slow are you? If espn caters to people who don't watch sports by presenting something that isn't sports then they aren't actually covering SPORTS. "Worldwide leader in sports" not covering sports

fpbp
trips deserved

they've already tried a "separate but equal" philosophy with ESPNW on the website, but no one knows it's there to seek it out. Folding in those leagues with regular coverage actually would increase the viewership, as would cutting out golf and publicly mocking tennis.

ESPN isn't firing everyone because the ratings are in the shitter, they're firing people cuz they have an unsustainable business model. They want to show their shareholders infinite growth which is impossible, so ESPN still has people watching, just all the extra numbers they used to pad their stats went away when we all realized we didn't want to watch another goddamn show with people like Skip Bayless yelling at each other.

No halftime memes, women only get an on camera job if they know their shit, no sharing tweets, no social network bullshit. Just sports and sports enthusiasts and experts.

ESPN in 2017 is as much a sports channel as MTV is a music channel.

Make the programming what it was in 1987. Show games, show pre-game shows, post-game shows, and maybe some bobsledding on tape delay in between. You're good.

>women only get an on camera job if they know their shit

Can we apply this to the men, too?

This too

No social media bullshit and women need to know what the fuck they're talking about before getting hired.

sorry roastie

>people are still watching it's just at this particular moment in time a massive company didnt cook the books of a small subsection so it looks worse
Kek nice fucking delusion with zero basis you retarded baitcuck

When America moves on from the archaic "dollars" and towards the more progressive and sustainable 'cuck bucks' we can show how this will work

I have a few suggestions. Yesterday 7pm Sportscenter did a feature piece on a dancing mom that goes to Golden State home games. Keep that kind of twitter shit quarantined in the 6pm show.
2) why is there a Latino specific show on ESPN? Who is the audience? Latinos who don't happen to feel like watching Deportes?
3) There are more sports than just basketball
4) Scott van Pelt is "comedy" cancer. Why does EVERYTHING have to be funny nowadays anyway?

>6-8 sports news show about the day before without all the bullshit
>8-12 yurop sports
>12-1 lunchtime sports show with a little more bullshit to differentiate it from the other ones
>1-4 afternoon sports.
>5-6 bread and butter sports show
>7-10 sports
>11-12 nightly sports show
>1-5 dick pill advertisements and workout seminars to pay for this nonprofitable sack of garbage lel.

It's implied the men already know their shit and they got the for that reason not because of a quota.

On any given show they would cover sporting events that occurred over night, sporting events coming up that night and the following day. Former sportsmen/women and coaching staff guest stars for when there is a big event such as playoffs.

You're actually a fucking idiot bud, women just aren't as interested in sports as men, it's that simple.

>dick pill advertisements
i don't watch much tv. is this a thing?

NASCAR can fuck right off. It's just mandrama in cars, or at least the coverage is.

uh have you watched tv in the past 20 years?

Well there's also fat former boreball players peddling snake oil for your dick, too.

That's exactly what's happening, they bought up all the talent and overpaid them, now they can't afford to do it because growth isn't constant. Basically this company is being run by Tom from Parks & Rec.

the cialis ads are kind of subtle and involve an implication.
the viagra ads literally say viagra several times in them.

If I have to sit through twenty minutes of golf highlights, you can suffer through a six-minute piece on fandom.

>It's implied the men already know their shit and they got the for that reason not because of a quota.

Implied, yes, but not factual. You are aware Skip Bayless is still on TV, right??

>women don't like sports

Women haven't been offered sports. Unless you're aware of some alternate reality where ESPN started in 1979 and catered to the huge plethora of women's sports out there, then stopped when women just weren't watching.

Except, y'know, Title IX was still in its infancy and there were no sports to cover. ESPN recognizes that they can increase profits if they cater to ALL the population, not just white dudes. You're butthurt because you don't want to watch WNBA highlights, and that's fine. I don't want to watch golf highlights.

The problem isn't that ESPN is covering new shit, it's that one channel can't possibly cover everything. That'd be like having only one board on Sup Forums, or only Vivid Video producing porn.

I'm talking about my fictional sports show. Did you at any point see my flag or do you just assume everyone on this board is in tune with everything that happens in Big Strong America?

Mike Francesa simulcast

Uhhh i can just watch fox news for that fix, i dont need to see a hundreth segment about how not signing kapernick is racist

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