Has anyone here ever fucked a celeb?

Has anyone here ever fucked a celeb?
How does a normal person even fuck a celeb?

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You're pathetic.
Good goy

Being handsome and charming with a big dick.

Probably not here
From a mechanical perspective? They are just like everyone else.

The best approach seems to be to completely ignoring their fame and acting like she's just an ordinary pretty girl.

>Has anyone here ever fucked a girl?

FTFY

I met Dustin at a bar, he was asking me if I knew where he could buy an 8 ball of coke. I told him I could probably hook him up if we went back to my place. We got home and I offered him a stiff drink, I called up a guy that I fuck sometimes and told him that Dustin Diamond needed an 8 ball of coke. He dropped it off, while Dustin downed a few more drinks. Dustin and I talked about chess and his comedy, I really think we hit it off. He asked me if he could smoke some in my house. I said it was cool. He took out a little glass pipe that looked just like a penis. He smiled when he saw that I noticed it. He lit up and smoked. After a while we started to make out with me. He shoved his tongue down my throat and began to stroke my now fully erect cock. He took my pants off and began to suck my cock. He got naked and put his ass up to my mouth and I gave him a Russian trombone. I made him cum all over the floor, than I put my cock deep inside his ass and pounded him like I’ve never pounded before. He let out a whimper like a little puppy as I slowly took my cock out and penetrated deeper. We fucked all night long until he started having trouble getting hard, so he said he needed more coke. He dumped some on my cock and began to snort it off, than licked off the rest. He slammed down some tequila and began rimming me. I asked him to hold on and I went into the bathroom and changed into my Screech outfit. When I went back out he instantly got hard and began pounding me to the point that shit leaked out of my ass. He got on the floor and asked me to let my juices flow on his nelly. I took a big runny shit all over his stomach, than I started to let it drip on his face and goatee. He stroked his dick until he came, while he also fingered his ass. The whole room smelled of coke, cum and shit. We stayed up all night and in the morning we took a shower together. He left and told me he would call me next time he was in town. I’m sure he says that to all the guys

Lol the Screech fan fic has always been the lulziest. Dustin even got pissed when he found out people were writting stories of Slater X Screech

Does it count if she wasn't famous yet at the time?

DELETE THIS

Are you the divorcee?

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He even (unsuccesfully) tried to sue and regain control of this parody website where people apparently posted homoerotic stories of Dustin in the guestbook.

dustindiamond.com/

It is complicated.
System requirements for that are really high and a lot of elements must combine and you must make a synergy of them.
Usually a rare coincidence is involved too.

I am 187cm tall, have almost perfect facial features and symmetry.
In my younger days I was the prototype alpha and even though that guy is long dead I can act it out for an evening when I have accumulated the energy needed.
It was spring, and a famous singer from my country had a concert at the local boat club. I prepared for it thoroughly. Nice expensive casual suit, borrowed expensive accessories from a rich friend, got some coke, expensive rare wine, the works.
I was shining and was sticking out in the crowd, I was above them.
Brought my fucktoy wing gril with me as well as my best friend.

It so happened that the singer in question recently broke up with her boyfriend and that she came to my town complacent and not at her highest appearance or looks. One could hear it in her singing that she is not at the highest level of confidence. she was wearing a cheap white shirt and jeans shorts, nothing special.
I got a pass to the backstage arranged with the owner of the boat club.
The biggest obstacle was her manager actually. He could see trough my mask, while she was enchanted and she was filling the gaps in my story with her imagination. In the end my fucktoy took care of her manager and I was left 1 vs 1 with the singer. I had something around 30 minutes.
The image I created, the illusion of youth, wealth, success was great, and without false modesty I was acting for an Oscar there. I had one small hickup, but she was at the time already hooked and couldn't stop looking into my blue eyes.
Always in the back of my head I was repeating to myself:
>she is just a peasant girl from a small village and no amount of money or singing can change that.
And I had one more thing, corny but made me stand out just that bit more.
Heart shaped golden RayBans with a story behind them.

Yep. Fucked Tom Hardy back in 07 before he was a superstar. He has a tight faggot's ass and moaned like a lawnmower

RAPE

pls elaborate

>be me, working out at 3am because I'm /fit and not a lazy cunt
>some guy approaches me and starts chatting
>pretty chill dude, old school cool if anything
>guy suggests I take a shower as I look all hot and sweaty
>can't argue with that
>one thing leads to another and next thing I know I'm getting slammed in the ass by the guy in the change rooms
>guy finishes up and we go our separate ways
>as I'm walking out of the gym the receptionist asks me if I got John Travolta's autograph
>mfw I got grease lightninged in he gym showers by the man himself.
>pic related

I banged Tom Hardy in the set of Band of Brothers.

He liked to call me "daddy" because i was much older than him. He said that he wanted me to be "rought". Were did it on a army bunk. I pressed his face against the pillow while fucked him from the behind. Every time he let out a whimper i told him to shut his bitch mouth. I made him clean my cock and slapped his face couple times when he sucked it.

was he a big guy?

Prove it. Stand on one foot.

I love battlefield earth now

Question is

Which celebs have been double penetrated? I am talking which female celebrity as taken two dick simultaneously?

Lady Gaga

Marina Ann Hantzis

>Marina Ann Hantzis

Doubtful

What the hell? She looks like Jodie Foster here.

I kissed emma bunton at a holiday caravan park in Great Yarmouth.

I came

Heh. Alright Kristen whatever you say.

I fucked Portia Doubleday. She's a super submissive and eats pussy like a champ.
/lie

Chloe, please. Go be a fridge full of ham elsewhere.

Wait, Chloe's a dyke now?

My mom "dated" Phoebe Cates for about 2 weeks. PC and her husband Kevin Kline are (or were at the time) in an open marriage.

>now

O brother!

Isn't he in prison now?

All Hollywood girls are going dyke

It's a lie that you fucked her, but the rest is *true* according to tabloid gossip.

But really, why do you keep coming to Sup Forums, Michael?

my friend fucked a famous croatian singer. he paid her 300 euros and some coke. I know you don't really care about it, but it can be done. I guess you just have to spend more as you progress on the fame level

Portia is also a dyke? Fuck me.

She gets a new gf every month...

>she

Some chick who participated on Big Brother but that's it.
Not a good laid.

why did you take a photo with him if you didnt know he was famous?

Melissa Joan Hart

Hollywood is full of gays. Acting is a very gay career. You're in touch with your emotions, you get to dress up and pretend. You sing sometimes. You dance.

It's the less obviously gay brother to the flamming gay Broadway.

all you have to be is rich
rich people fuck celebrities all the time
celebrity is worth much less than you plebs think

what does a celebrity have over a 22 year old with a vacation house in montauk and a loft in soho?