What did me mean by this

what did me mean by this

"Zach Snyder and David Goyer are fucking retards."

Stop, sweet child o' mine.

finally watched this and it was definitely as bad as its reputation suggests

SON, I WANT TO DIE.

"Fapping to traps doesn't mean you are gay, son"

The godlike being with the power to destroy the planet and the mind of a teenager needs a dog more than a father or mentor.

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DON'T GO FORWARD, NON-BREAKABLE BOY

I feel like the only one who gets this scene. He was obviously telling Clark not to use his powers in public because that would bring attention to him.

yeah what the fuck was with the dog

i dont remember it being in any other part of the movie. am i remembering this correctly or does the dog literally have no purpose other than to be something that kevin sacrifices his life for?

Was he ourguy?

>I feel like the only one who gets this scene.
9gag is >>>>>>>>>>>>that way, my amigo

CEASE FORWARD MOTION, INDESTRUCTIBLE OFFSPRING

>Stop son. This is a big tornado.

i feel like that's running counter to what superman's character arc is? which is "dont be afraid to be superman, your'e superman, go break zod's neck, save the world". kevin should have been encouraging him to be a hero? what the fuck

I love to witness the very thread where a new meme comes to life

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It's because he knew society would reject him, and it proved true.

this.

>This is a big tornado.
For Kal-El

of course it is

So you didn't see movie then.

What the fuck was he doing up there?

On my planet it means "AHHHHHH SAVE ME YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!!!"

>Watch it, Clarky.

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Tell me about the horses, Jonathan. Do you rgibk that one day, if your wife's son grows strong and moral, you'll be able to hear the silence of the horses?

>rgibk
Think* my how embarrassing that was.

what the fuck is that supposed to be?

It's a cross.

What did they mean with this?

Someone in future can resolve this puzzle. It can be anynithing like when Batman slammed wall with Superman in form of state-birth place of one of Superman's creators.