Blocks your path

>blocks your path

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Pick it up in the same manner as the hands in the photo are.

Rip my pants off grab that devilish thing and try my hardest to force it into my anus.

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I'm out. You won't catch me within 5 feet of one of these things

STICK IT UP MY CUNT

Looks yummy.

Boil it

same

>who's a good boy?
>*belly scratch*

Protect the Penis!

Do only some isopods get that big, or will the little ones grow if you feed them enough and give them space? I kind of want one as a pet, but want one big enough for a medium-size aquarium. All I've seen online are smaller than I'm interested in.

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Hello smol mister, how are you today?

Kill it with fire! Just kidding don't.
ISitIsopodHOURyet?

The only answer

wtf, i just evade it to the side.

Save me mum!!!

This

This is real life not pokemon. It fucks you anally if you try to evade, kid

Throw a poke ball at kabuto

Kek

Fry em up on the bbq, serve with butter and shrimp sauce

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Pet it

Melt it with fluoro-entimonic acid

stab it until it dies

Simply walk around it.

Break out this....along witha boiling pot of water
pic related

>remind you to eat

360 degree turn and then walk away.

You funkckin retard. Youd be facin the same direction

this websites gone to the garbage bin.

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