What's the gayest thing you've done?

What's the gayest thing you've done?

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Just fingered my ass while whacking off to shemale porn like 15 minutes ago

Blow myself. Prostate milk. Do and believe alpha pua bullshit. BJJ. Heard my ex fucked a dog and jacked it to the delicious rape. Made women cum and wet. Drag.

>be me
>15
>been in a slump after gf breaking up with me
>know gay guy who used to have crush on me
>he sucks me off
>I cum
>I run back into the house crying

I’m a fan of JoJos Bizarre Adventure. Nuff said.

godly trips

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Got a foot job from my friend

how'd you like it?

Gone to adult video stores and gotten my cock sucked in the glory holes. True that guys give way better head than females.

I follow rivers.

I slide two times this on my ass long time ago

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Post my dick on this website in hopes that some femanons would see it but knowing that it would overwhelmingly be dudes.

Also, I fucked a girl while some dudes watched. I mean, I was fucking a girl, but like... the room was more male than female, so kinda gay?

I sucked a dick while taking it up the ass. Im not gay tho

Let my girlfriends little brother suck me off.

Clicked on this thread.

Because you're bisexual.

Pic

does that hurt your back?

rubbed my penis against another guy's penis when I was in grade 2

had no idea how gay that was. just know it felt good

have a boyfriend as a male? idk

I'm used to it now.

Hot,

I legit just fucked a guy in his car rough and deep untill he came. So pretty gay,

hot, do you cum in your mouth? pics?

mmm

How are your balls halfway up your dick

I’ve always wanted to do something with my best friend but neither of us are gay so someone kik me and help me my kik is ajordan1357

Installed grindr, met a guy on a canal boat, got my ass fisted while he sucked my dick.

Pretty gay I guess, for a guy with a wife and kids

Had sex with a person of the opposite gender for the sole purpose of procreation.

Become president of the United States of America.

Been cheating on my gf with her neighbor for 2 years. Last week I went to his place to give him head, then walked up the stairs to her apartment to fuck five minutes later. He’s much better in bed than she is.

You sick fuck.

your dad

Living in the USA is the gayest thing i ever did.

story? also why aren't you gay?

Voting for Trump is probably the most gayest thing a person could do. So i did that. I feel so gay hmmmm.

Lowering taxes for the rich is the most gay thing a person can do. Building a wall is the second most gay thing.

Being right wing christian is the most gayish and jewish thing most people in the USA probably did.

source or more pls :)

lol you're asking the literal source for the source

moar then pls.

Do hot dogs actually work well as dildos? Do they need lube?

I doubt making this post was the gayest thing you've done but it's a start.

kys negroid

I am not said sauce.

post more fgt

Dudes know how to appreciate what they get.

> be me
> have gay fwb in college
> top him, get deepthroat, blow him, get topped once, didn't care for it
> years later, start anal play by myself
> get way into it, want someone to fuck me, but fwb has moved and i'm too much of a pussy for random hook up
> start longing for this scenario where a strong and gentle man takes his time to intiate me and makes love to me.
> that's pretty damn gay

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lucky

> be me confused
> have friend, think he's cute and quiet. I cant say anything because I don't wanna be gay
> Just act like bros, hang out at school all the time
> realise despite my best efforts not to, I'm starting to fall for him
> Still totally into girls, but when I'm with him, everything feels warm and cosy
> One day he invites me to his house after school
> Um yeah ok then. (What I really meant was holy fuck yes)
> His mums home, shes nice
> We go to his room she brings us snacks
> Closes the door and says she won't bother us while we do our homework
> Actually just gaming instead
> Sitting on the end of his bed next to each other
> Unnecessarily close, legs are touching
> Try concentrate on vidya but feeling his skin next to mine is all I care about
> Too inexperienced to make a move, am happy just sitting here
> He keeps killing me, says he'll load up something else
> New game in he sits back down
> Game still loading so awkward moments
> Look at him
> His face is right there and he's staring right into me
> hold his gaze
> Shit this is intense
> Um... is something meant to happen?
> God his eyes are beautiful, theyre making me melt
> I want to hold him so much
> Staring at each other for maybe a minute, no one brave enough to make a move
> His hand rests on my knee, fingers on my thigh
> Its like an electric shock
> Can't believe this is real
> Lose my cool 'Um, sorry, I remember I have to go'
> huh?
> I stand up, say I need to do something
> He looks wounded
> Sorry, see you tomorrow at school
> As I walk out his room I look back at him, his face was dejected
> I biked home kicking myself for being such a pussy
> Fapped that night thinking about what if. I could still smell him on me
> You know, it was never the same.
> He was polite to me, but kept a wide berth
> now I think he was protecting himself
> So sorry Jason, I really wanted to kiss you, I was just an idiot
> You have no idea how much I regret running away
> What could have been

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fucked another man

I get a boner every time I shit.

holy shit why didn't you just invite him over to your place and make a move?

Had a guy suck my dick.

fuck a guy like 4 times and another one like 2 for money when i was 13~15 years (i am a little too ashamed but I loved that fucking bike i bought)

pic related

motorcycles are gay.

kek

+1

Turns out buying that bike was gayer than fucking two dudes to get it.

bought a miata

that's sexy

I know right?

We lived in a real homophobic small town. I valued my life too much.

Besides I think I scared him. He just avoided me from then on.

masturbated

watched a guy masturbate

I fooled around with a guy. Cuddled, kissed his neck, stuck my hand down in his pants and played around a bit but stopped. I'll forever live in regret for not going further.

masturbated while watching a guy masturbate

For those that don’t know what dilating is.

Your body thinks your fake vagina is an open wound and tries to heal it up, this needs to be stopped by regularly inserting sterile dildos. Like how girls have to wear earrings regularly or the hole grows back.

Also, since the fake vagina is made of scrotum skin, there are giant hairballs growing inside that need to be shaved out.

The hole is also filled with blood, pus and semen.

There have been rare cases where the body doesn't know what's going on down there and grows teeth.

Masturbated while watching a guy masturbate another guy

faping to a regular straight porn and cum exactly in a 5 secods close up to dude's cock for mistake

gave myself a bj when i was young and came in my mouth

I can't fucking jerk off to this

>There have been rare cases where the body doesn't know what's going on down there and grows teeth.

Fuck

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vagina dentata

I worked for a child "modelling agency"
You fill in the rest.

> riding bikes in the bush by hometown with a friend
> know the area real well, no one for miles
> having a break, sitting on a log smoking
> conversation gets onto girls
> talk about things we've done (all bs) and what we'd like to do
> both pop boners in our shorts
> he asks if it's ok to compare
> not sure about that mate, sounds gay, don't wanna show you my dick
> he says 'well let me show you mine, tell me if it's bigger or smaller than yours'
> Weird but ok
> He stands up whips dick out from the leg of his shorts
> It's about the same, now put it away
> He sits back down, says pitching tent makes it uncomfortable, he wants to get it out again
> After seeing it irl I'm ok with this, not as strange as I expected
> Besides we've fapped ourselves during sleepovers. Always in the dark while the other one did the same in his bed
> He takes it out, facing away from me, starts fapping while staring down at himself
> I watch him haunched over tugging away
> Can't help it I get hot
> I want to fap too but don't want to show my dick
> Ah fuck it
> Face away from him and get into the spirit of things
> He's figured out what I'm doing says he wants to watch when I cum
> Decide we should blow our loads at the same time
> Turn round facing each other
> Work it so we know we're getting close
> Give him the nod, 'nearly there', he speeds up
> Both going like crazy
> I shoot first, flies out onto the ground in front of him
> As soon as it lands he blows
> Goes straight up, some of it ends up on his T-shirt
> Both finish ourselves off, laugh it off
> Norhing to clean myself with, he uses his shirt, was dirty anyway. Offers it to me to wipe up
> Onya mate
> Dicks are put away and it's agreed to never speak of this to anyone
> Also agree it will be ok to do this again some time. Was fun after all and not in anyway homo

I posted on Sup Forums

got married to a man

pic?

jacked off my own dick

God damn.

>showering after swimming class in high school
>get boner from seeing cute guys naked
>get called out for it by another boy
>get idea
>stretch my legs wide apart and bend way over with my ass facing him
>when I turn around he has a massive boner too

I remember you. You've posted before, cute story. Stupid funny adolescent shit that everyone can laugh about.

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This is not a cringe thread

Sucked a weird looking dick at a glory hole while fucking myself with a vibrator. It was an odd experience. On the one hand I was super horny and on the other I really wished the dicked would've looked better...

sorry

my cock is nice, wish I could suck it

bump

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Reply to OP.

Did that shit too at that age.

DICK FIGHT!!!

I'm a better figure skater than most. trips