Proud owner of a vagina.Ever wondered something about girls? Ask a female anything

Proud owner of a vagina.Ever wondered something about girls? Ask a female anything.

I like vidya and anime btw.

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Will you rp with me

No.

I fucked your mum by the way

Are traps gay?

Awesome vagina. I have a penis.

Traps are gay in my opinion

That must be convenient.

Why don't females shave right? I always see razor burn when I'm with a girl.

Have you ever been laid

Fat chicks arnt girls. I like girls... not fat ham planets who are so lazy they time stamp with old napkins.

Yeah but you guys have like a million more nerve endings with full body shaking orgasms

Do you prefer guys to be respectful pussies who let you do whatever you want or guys who take control, make decisions and tell you how it's gonna be.

Because everyone told me growing up that I had to be respectful. But now I'm dating it seems chicks don't like that at all and only want the hard ass guys.

What does it feel like when something goes in your pussy? How about your asshole if you've done anything like that? And if you have, how do both insertion points compare?

Show the soles of your feet please

show tits

Why do vaginas smell like buttholes

is it a stinky one?

Its a sensitive area, gets irritated easy for some

Noice pussy, how about spreading a lil?

Oh forgot to compliment on your vagina, nice underwear too btw.

Yes, multiple times even

You're THE worst kind of guy
nobody has ever asked you to be a pussy, you just are a pussy, the world doesn't owe you shit
pussy

How's your night going, OP?

Take control, it makes me wet :)

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Why did you cut your dick off?

Its an amazing feel but its different from anal penetration. Anal is more intense but they both feel like you are being stretched and filled. Sometimes you ache for cock inside you

Why do you think you're a female? You're just a male with no penis and you're going to end up committing suicide in about 20 years

DEM STRETCHMARKS DOH

Its nice m8, im a bit lonely. No date for valentines per usual. Playing some pubg

Do I look alright? I'd like a female opinion.

I mean I know I'm not a model, but like, decent?

>UglyWhaleDetected

Yea 99% of women have them. Woah

Ty for the advise. It's what I thought I should be doing all along.

you must be really fucking insecure if you think you're anything but normal looking

What is this.

Average everything

horrible surgical pussy. Kys.

It happens. You still have time, though.

I try getting into the pubg but it doesn't feel quite right. What's your favorite weapons to use?

The scar man :)

Its my first time playing a competitive shooter but im enjoying it

This. You're a fucking disgrace to our race. Real men want real women. You'll discover that soon enough when you get bored of fucking losers and faggots and realise it didn't turn out as you'd hoped.

I honestly don't really know what I am, I don't see a lot of other dudes to compare and I'd be too shy to ask IRL.

I'll take average. Could be worse.

Anything else, guys?

I'd love it if you could blow a kiss!

can i get a vocaroo of you moaning and saying 'ohh fuck my ass user'?

What are your top 5 video games? Inb4 casual typical 'gamer-gurl' choices

No. You can chop your dick off and grow tits but you're still a faggot.

Im relatively new to gaming
I like doom, pubg, and GTA mainly

Spread ass? Or sharpie in pooper? .... or both

Sharpie in pooper

Try get your skeleton surgically altered so it's more convincing

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how does it feel to be a thot?

prefer pc or consoles?

why are you overweight, what is your bmi?

Scars? Honestly didn't notice.

I really like getting the Winchester 97. Just a lovely old rifle. Not as high speed low drag as the modern ones, but still gets the job done.

Good and bad
I get my male attention online and irl wjen i dress slutty. But sometimes i want for something real

Have any plans for Valentine's Day?

Why do you never SHUT THE FUCK UP??

In the song pop that pussy by 2 live crew he says "shooooow me those pussy pearls"

My question is what are pussy pearls?

Console, i would like to play PC but money constraints

Why won't she love me?

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Opinion on dick that is 6.5" in length, 4" in girth?

Im at the high side of average for my weight

You should run... Running is fun.

Unrelated to the actual purpose of this thread, but what`s there to be proud of?
I don`t get the people who are "Proud to be x" and x is something completely and utterly out of their control, they didn`t work for it and there is not even something special or unique about it. And the more and louder you tell me this, the less I believe you...
So what is this BS?

This is my thread

Fucking bitch

Do you actually care about things or just bitch non stop?

Nice strechmarks, whale

Your dick is tiny :(

Size matters

same actually, id ask for an add because i got both the main ones, but Sup Forums is retarded about anonymity

Your bitch is wiping back to front

That's my question.

fake vagina

Nice fedora, faggot :)

keked

Does having zero thigh gap bother you ?

>Fedora
Sorry, but this ain't reddit thot. I like to call out bitches on the internet

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Why do you chicks turn on the tap water when you go to the bathroom?

Don't think that quite worked...

So I've been spending time with this girl from work alone, on several occasions. We've never explicitly referred to any of these meetings as "dates" or acknowledged any feelings for each other. We're both very coy. Should I ask her out on an official date soon? And regardless of that, is it too early to show up to her place with flowers if I'm coming by to pick her up to go somewhere?

Whats a good opening line on Tinder?

would you fuck a nigger?

She hasn't even seen it yet.

What're you playing the pubg on?

No, thicc thighs ftw

Stuff panties inside your mouth or pussy

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"Call out"
K

The fuck is that? You look like you got knifed in the belly.

Fuck you bitch. The only thing you got on me is the ability to give birth.

Why are you sluts so secretive? Cheating or is it something else?

Thick everything more like, you ain't fooling us, honey.

Soles please

Go ahead and ask her out, save the showing up with flowers for valemtines. She will tjink its sweet

Chad here. Was the nicest way to turn down pussy, wothout hurting the girls feelings ?

Name puns

do i turn you on ?

Do you randomly get orgasm? if you do, how many times a day or a week?

Why is your gender so unfaithful and cockhungry?