Tell me about your first fap. What was it to? Did the cum surprise you?

Tell me about your first fap. What was it to? Did the cum surprise you?

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I've actually never masturbated before but am looking to start. What do you suggest?

literally and figuratively my first fap user.

My first fap was to card captors sakura hentai

just a nude photo for the first time

For some strange reason I looked at porn before I even knew what masturbating was, so I was already into bizarre shit by the time I got to jerking it.

I'm not entirely sure but I think it was one of Madonna's videos, Justify My Love or maybe Like A Prayer

In the bath and I stuck page 3 from the sun on the wall but not too much so it wasn't obvious.

I've been a tit guy ever since.

see mom in bra. cum gallons

shemales

eww you're so old
get off the intetnet grandpa

As a kid I liked climbing shit a lot. Trees, walls, whatever. One day I was climbing a tall pole and I noticed my peepee felt funny, kept climbing up and down until I orgasmed, it was pretty weird but a great sensation. Kept doing the same thing for a couple of years after that until someone at school told me I was supposed to do it with my hand

omg another elderly user
gross

I sat on the floor besides my toilet with a printed out black and white image of a girl getting anal.

shannon elizabeth in jay and silent bob strike back

my orgasms were dry for the first year or so

I had morning wood, was too lazy to get out of bed yet so I just pulled and flicked it around out of boredom, suddenly a dry orgasm

>open image
>it's not the gif

Mom watched some movie where they had sex. That night decided if I put my dick in a hole it would be like sex. I literally made an "O" with my pointer and thumb, put my blanket in the hole and then put my dick in and rubbed it, thinking of one of my older sisters friends. I was like fucking 8 years old so dry came had no idea what happened.

You fucked yourself on a pole?

Watched a lot of German Lederhosen films and got a realy nice hard-on but it always felt like i was gonna piss myself. Then, one night, i started actively findling my dick and consequences were never gonna be the same.

Anyone else used to get searing headaches when they fapped?

I guess you could say that, yeah. Didn't insert the pole into my anus if that's what you're getting at, just rubbed against it while climbing it.

>used to share a bunkbed with sister
>had to be extremely quiet and careful so that she wouldn't realise i was masturbating

she realized user, she realized

sometimes if I've been out in the cold

there was one occasion where she said all of a sudden "what are you doing?" KEK

>share room with sister
>she did not care about being quiet and careful while masturbating
She started when she was 11 or something and I was 9 and I don't think she ever skipped a night.

Go on...

Did you expect to jizz the first time you did?

I remember being in shock. It was really transparent too.

I ended up cumming to some music video I think after looking at pics on the web. I was scared even though I knew what was happening.

I wish I could go back to those days. I imagine that nothing will ever feel as good as those first few faps.

Started to fap at 5 yo, so there was no cum, just an electric jolt of pleasure.

It was to the rerun of The Bionic Woman (the original series) when she's in jail.

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I developed a fixation with tickling since I was small. When my family finally got internet, you'd better believe that "tickling" was my first search on youtube, my god... it was a fuckin wonderland