ITT: Things only you do

ITT: Things only you do.

>I do Protoss probe sounds at random

MEEEEEEOW

I can make a "reverse burp"

I like to hang out in crowded bars and ventriloqate whilst drinkingbeer .. Usually stuff like 'nigger' or 'faggot' or queer. of course no-one suspects me because I am chugging on a beer. It really gets some people riled up good and proper.

Lmfao that's great

Do my best to capture my farts and marinate in them. I actually really like the smell but only if they're mine.
I know people usually aren't too bothered by theirs but I legitimately enjoy them. The worse they are the better.
Don't really know why, doesn't bother me much.

I love the smell of freshly cut toe nails.

Come on, everybody does that.

when i walk across a road crossing i sing the clown song to myself

I clean the gook of my piercing holes then squeeze them between my fingers and sniff them.

>when alone, loudly annunce my farts with some epic name

"Here comes The Master Of Moria!!"
[brap]
"Here comes The Keeper Of The Seven Keys!!"
[brap]

BRAP BRAP BLUD DONT MAKE ME GET OLDSCHOOL

I shove my fingers inside my anus when I don't get my tendies

I do that, fucking bonkers.

>butter+salt+rice
>carrots+ketchup
>fart in jars and see how long they keep

I eat hot Cheetos with milk.

I doggedly pursue and report log threads. They'd be gone in less than 24 hours if anyone would help, but nobody really cares enough.

crazy motherfucker

its cuz they are less cancer than the porn

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I make Hitler salutes, when I sit on the toilet.

Might start doing this

You should try it, it's bomb as fuck.

i wish i never said anything

Me too.. see what I'm talking about? I honestly chuckled once or twice but both that and the porn is absolutely out of control

I can hear all the noises now, loved brood war

Sometimes I'll put somebody's stuff in a slightly different spot from where they left it, like a remote on the opposite arm rest of a chair

A while ago I started Mongolian throat singing while home alone. I’ve actually gotten better at it.

Make a recording of you doing this and post it for comparison.

vocaroo it

that's some scoliosis right there

I dunno if I'm the only one doint it but I like to collect and eat my dandruff, been doing it for years. I keep it in a little glass jar hidden away. Once I have enough (about a spoon) I make spaghetti with tomato sauce and meat and I use the dandruff as a condiment (like dry cheese). It's delicious

pls can i hear
that shit is crazy those niggas play chords when humans can normally only play notes
mad

this

oh man, I really don't wanna do that

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