Draw thread

Draw thread

No fucking weebs allow edition

Beautiful

Haha uh oh

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Dab on those weebs

Dabthread?

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Well it a drawthread

Porn request maybe if they are of my avatar cause I’m a big, lazy, slut artist

Are Eggs Yourself?
>Nice Dubs

Ready for an artistic challenge? I challenge you to create a Stephen Universe-style gemfusion of two or more Simpsons characters. Let's see if any of you are capable of more than just tracing animoo.

eggs as a chubby milf showing of her hairy armpits and pussy.

Eggs are good for good sources

no

Requesting a small comic involving Medusa seducing several men by showing off her naked body with focus on her big breasts and her big ass. The men immediately have sex with her, one person fucking her while laying on the ground holding her butt, another person holding her tits with his dick in between them and two men holding each hand so they could jerk off their dick. She should get herself lost in so much pleasure, only to be revealed in the last panel that every men was turned into stone and she is now stuck and visibly annoyed at the fact that it happened again.

Yeah, I didn't think any of you actually had the creativity to handle something like that.

Okay, now give her the message.

Ehh... not feeling that today

Oops for a good food source

kek

>Oops for a good food source
a protein bomb
but Eggs is the name of Drawfag

Super kewl

do the boob heart thing

Oh I don't know that

eggs teasing a trap version of herself

Requesting a lewd of Rory Mercury, in some sexy lingerie doing whatever you're comfortable with!

Donald Trump and Bill Clinton 69ing while Ted Cruz jacks off and watches and Mike Pence adjusts his chastity belt and Ivanka Trump and Hillary clinton fist each others asses

Fuck off weeb

I'm not a weeb you fucking asshole

So why are y'all so resistant to hang out with the weeb avatarfags? Do you think you're better than them or something

Do you user know that Xbox live is down

These draw threads are such fucking cancer, I think I might actually prefer traps and celeb threads, since they actually contain content in them. These fucking drawthreads are just the same half-dozen autistic weebs calling each other names day after fucking day, thread after fucking thread, and not a single fucking one of them actually capable of drawing anything but a half-assed avatar of whatever animoo waifu is currently the receptacle of their desperate neckbeard cumshots.

Vorefag no drawfag will do your shitty comic

Someone butthurt

>says the faggot who can't draw
Keep being meaningless and inadequate with your life, you cuck

No, I'm just tired of seeing you idiots posting and reposting your fucked up threads, pretending to be artists and wasting the time of unsuspecting newfags who post requests thinking someone might actually draw them. You and the other cancer push the tiny handful of actual original content off the bottom, unseen, while you stroke your autism boners.

>can't draw
You're right. I'm not an artist. I'm a professionally published author who finds it irritating to see a pack of poseurs pretending to be part of a creative profession.

It’s the real Egg, still not inspired:/

Who let this cancer user in

Sorry to hear about that egg

>still not talented
ftfy

>professionally published author
>posts on Sup Forums regularly every day on waifu threads
keep fucking dreaming you sad lying faggot nobody is going to buy this shit

Relax man. It's mainly one person and we can't deal with him, only ignore.
Similarly you can ignore us, yet you chose to yell at everyone for the work of one kid. If you're a writer, then you should think clearly about what you write. Especially here.

Somethin' got you down eggs?

you're the first person I ever made a folder for.

>tfw I have over 400 unique gets from requests in thread
Only been here about a year too.... It's not hard to get your request fulfilled, fam. You just gotta lower the level of autism to something a bit more palatable.

Aw~

Is that Leyla?

That's creepy no hard feelings sorry

Lovecraftian horror, actually. But I make most of my living writing erotica because no one can actually earn money from anything else in the post-literate world unless they're Stephen King.

I just want to draw porn of my OC

-Eggs

>Putting files into folders is creepy
>being this retarded

i swear lots of draw fags are like this
>i can only do requests featuring my avatar OC

at least he says it straight up

Yeeeeeeeeah

that really is an original thought you have there! congratz and thanks for sharing your wisdom with us.

fuck off Tactical

um sorry for saying how it is? i dont care if other anons have said it previously you mong

But that’s my post..

>This shit writes itself

Dragon OC guy are you still there?
what. I'm Tactical

no no, it really was a refreshing point of view and i am glad that you always draw some real content for us!

It's because they're not artists. They're narcissistic sperglords churned out of DeviantArt by the thousands who trace pictures of Sonic the Hedgehog or My Little Pony characters and add a penis while they fap furiously, and who think this makes them Miyazaki.

mebbe

you don't know
not really

Yes? And? You have no clue what Lovecraftian horror is, do you?

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Cthulu rape scene.
It's every japanese schoolgirl's fantasy/nightmare.

i dont draw but that itself dosent make drawfags immune from critique

thats not true as one of those is me but not the others

Posting this for anyone's curiosity

Yeah I'm Still here doing good drawfag

>muh horrors without description
>muh completely different formula of leaving horror to the imagination
>muh mind destroying sequences
>muh antagonist beings are so epic that they are completely alien to the matters of humanity and can destroy the earth without even knowing
professionally published =/= good you fucking mong. If you were really as good as you said you wouldn't be on Sup Forums you fucking hack. Reading TV Tropes multiple times a week doesn't make you good either, you sad faggot XD

you are right! and i am so glad that on a random board without specific rules people like you tell us what is right and wrong to do!

The whole point of Lovecraftian horror is that the sexuality seethes BELOW the surface. Lovecraft was sexually frustrated and terrified of women, which is why most of his "monsters" have "liquescent" descriptions which make them sound suspiciously like ambulatory vulvae. In fact, he got many of his ideas in dreams, which accounts for their archetypally sexual imagery. But to be Lovecraftian it has to be repressed. So no "tentacle rape" pr0n.

That's one way to ruin your feet I guess....
>Tsk
>Boom

>being this new
You've...never been to a drawthread before have you? They don't even manage that

And that's why you're not a pro. Pros sell their things. No one wants subtlety in their surging boner novels.

/r/ more art of Leim and/or possibly Lemn. Perhaps Leim crying for w/e reason and his slightly older sis comforting him.

Since you're not going to post your works because "your precious reputation" how about you just give up whatever point you're trying to make and go back to the waifu threads or whatever shithole you poured out of? Also
>mentioning you're a professional author on Sup Forums
lurk more, newfag

I can smell failed authorfag clicking away a response

Nah, what you're smelling is Decaf. He's just that smelly.
What you HEAR is a failed authorfag clicking away a response.

I've been here since the very beginning and watched as you middle school mouth-breathers took what used to be the dark heart of Western culture and took a big steamy dump all over it, turning this place into what we used to pretend to be. I remember a time when I was just one of several professional authors who posted here regularly. Likewise, I remember when there were real, actual artists with skills and passion who posted here.

Not everyone here is a callow suburban teenybopper who can't order a beer without being carded.

>I'm totally a professional author my dudes, just see how I mentally wrestle with a simple concept and try to amaze you with my alternative viewpoints and subtext to avoid being one of those "sexually pandering types" that I am so above because I am truly euphoric

>All this drama

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Brandon Sanderson always told me I'd meet a faggot like you on the internet who could write for days about themselves but couldn't manage to make any of it worth reading.

Try again.

>A person pretending to be a fool, will soon find themselves surrounded by genuine fools who think they're in good company
Or something like that.

I've already explained that I write erotica to actually make money, you very bright individual, you. I just happen to know the difference between real Lovecraftian horror and the sexual schlock I schlep to turn a buck.

>some faggot nobody fanfic writer wanders into the drawthread complaining about the complete lack of good content
>doesn't post any good content
>does exactly what the people he hate does
>even down to the faux superiority crap of talking about accomplishments without proof
I can see your making yourself at home here, failed authorfag.
Mind taking some requests? Oh wait we don't do that either.

By all means, continue being one of us.

Do you have a link to your erotica? I wanna read, I love erotica

>The whole point of Lovecraftian horror is that the sexuality seethes BELOW the surface.
Bullshit. The seething sexuality is in your head.
Lovecraft avoided the whole issue entirely.
He was repressed, schizoid and maybe on the spectrum. He had disgust as a factor in his character makeup to a very high degree.
This isn't necessarily bad, since it goes with being conscientious, industrious and orderly, but it can also feed into racist bigotry, xenophobia (different thing) and simplistic ideology.
Tentacle rape is to Lovecraft as Twilight Zone is to Poe.

>thinks professional means gets money for it
>doesn't get that professional implies a body of knowledge to impart
>to profess
burgers

Always had a feeling lovecraftian fiction was for edgelords with insecurity complexes but damn this thread is way more proof than I needed

Damn sir, well done.

>can't sell his work because its bad
FTFY

By definition, you're a pro if you get paid for it.
Level of skill doesn't make you a professional. It just means you don't have to cycle clients as often.

Gay knight

that would be different, yeah
then again i've heard music by anonymous composers three hundred years dead that was really, objectively good.
You can sell garbage, quality can go into the ground unseen.

Greetings gentlemen.

No, most of my work is done to spec on private commission. I specialize in... hard-to-find fringe fetish stuff: Dolcett, stucky, living statue, giantess, age regression, mind swap, vore, that kind of stuff. The rest is published in small zines which pay peanuts, but who pay on acceptance instead of on publication. Penthose will pay $2000+ for a story, but you'll wait two years to get paid. On the other hand, I can make $75 for a story in Tremendous Tit Tales or Giantess Magazine and actually pay my rent.

>went to writing cons and book signings all the time
>I've never met a professional author that came to argue with anons on a Sup Forums drawthread.
>That's because professional authors wouldn't be on Sup Forums arguing with anons on a drawthread.
>They'd be fucking writing. Like a professional writer actually does.

Never Gonna Make It

>not getting dicked
I dont think hes gay

I guess professional has come to mean 'gets money for it'.
Originally it had to do with having expertise you could charge money for, a professor isn't just paid, he has to have soemthing to profess.
For a long time journalism wasn't considered a profession, at all.
Guess the word has completely changed now.