Alright b/ i need some advice and i like it here better so... This shit is not a joke. Be ME

Alright b/ i need some advice and i like it here better so... This shit is not a joke. Be ME

>26 year old male
>grew up in NJ
>Have friend 23 who lives long distance
>Ask friend if he wants to move to PA and get apartment
>Says, "Sure user, i would love to."
>Move into apartment
>He moves in first because i have a lot of things that need moving and i work a lot
>i have the big bedroom because i get the chicks
>roommate does not get the chicks.
>Move in sometime after
>Everything going great
>Damn place is beautiful for two bedroom apart
>I love my privacy
>Go into my room and fap to all sorts of crazy shit
>One time i hear a banging from the return vent
>Probs nothing, continue to spank
>2 days pass
>im my room trying to make cummies and here another bang
>Look over and see roomate with face in the vent.
>Vent is on other side of his room.
>CREEPED.jpeg
>pull pants up and wait for my full mast to drop down.
>Go outside, he is now in the main room breathing heavy and red in face.
>walk by nonchalantly
>get drink
>calmly walk by
>Before i go into room i do a 180 and ask
>why were you watching me?
>He says "dont know what you're talking about, user.."
>my skeptical face is very skeptic.
>after nearly beating the truth out of him roomiefag admits to it.
>writes me an apology and goes to his parents for a week.
>comes home week later
>i overlook his creepy fag shit even tho im pissed off
>tell him its ok to be gay
>he comes out of closet
>tell him hes a good friend but ill never like dick in my life.
>1 month goes by

Continue...?
Pic related... his side of the vent

go on

need a few more before i start this shitshow

then what???????

I wanna hear the rest

Lurking

continue faggot

Continue

keep going or get the fuck out

>apoLOGy

jesus this autism.... some dude browses this site just to make fucking log jokes......

Problem?

Try growing up then you'll get it.

Tell us the story of how you became a faggot, faggot.

Autism I’m posting this just to recover from cringe

If true, that vent looks like it was literally made by your roommate himself to purposely spy on you, look at that fucking cutout, like it was done with a kitchen knife.

I bet it'll end up with the story of how he became addicted to boipussy

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Continue plz

..Continued

>1 month goes by
>Everything is "okay"
>Tells me what ashamed he is
>tell him he's a fucking deviant
>IMO im a sexual deviant, although i dont prey on people.
>"you need help roomiefagg."
>"I agree user"
>"ill overlook this if you go and get help."
>"k user"
>thought he felt remorseful
>so one night i get alittle tipsy and go to my room
>put some pornog on and increase the volume a tad bit
>wait a couple mins by the vent
>Here him rustle up beside and put a pillow down
>he's lying there with his head pressed up against the vent.
>i pop out and scream wtf are you doing
>rommiefagg shitsbricks.jpeg
>kinda kek weebit
>a couple days go by....

Inb4 drink spiked, ass raped

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Bump

You mean to tell me, your homies head fit through that hole?
Nah cuz, I'm calling bs on this story.

would sniff/10

...Cont

>couple days go by
>tell him if he does it once more A. Punchies until i think it is enough
>(me alpha, Him betaFAG probs bottom bitch.. dk)
>OR B. I'm seriously considering calling the cops.
>Fast foward to a few nights after.
about a half fifth of jameson down the gullet.
>Go to my room to sleep.
>before beddies i say, "roomiefag, dont you dare touch that fucking vent."
>try to go to sleepies.
>this time rigged vent to make noise when touched.
>noise occurs no more than 5 mins after i lie down
>I spring the fuck up like a bat out of hell
>FuckingIrate.jpeg
>He's lying to me saying he didnt touch the vent, vent was hanging on by one screw.
>told him i rigged it.
>its 4 am he has to go out of state for work in the morning.
>Im literally on top of him pressing his face into the floor so fucking hard i was going to squash it like a summer squash
>Roomiefag is whimpering please dont hurt me.
>get off him and start taking the picture of the vent.
>he packs up some clothes very fast, "i have to go to work (whimper) user."
>doesnt even have remorse or say sorry or anything.
>he leaves and hasnt been back since.
>that was last monday
>no texts or anything

So b/ what do now?

Is that what i said "homie"?
Nah head was pressed up against the vent.

Threads like these destroyed Sup Forums you cancerous fucks

user, this is easy blow jobs whenever you want. Just abuse his mouth.

Bro eat a bag of dicks, didnt wanna post in adv/ because this community is better.

Also vent is a return vent.

no u

...Can't get hard around a man

Kick his faggot ass out if he ever tries coming back and move on with your life.

Seriously, I have gay friends and had a gay roommate at one point. None of the try to pull this shit.

This is some furry tier degeneracy.

>Look over and see roomate with face in the vent.
I don't know homie, your story ain't sounding "straight" anymore.You went from face in the vent, to head pressed up against the vent.
That's a big difference cuz.

C-C-CHECKED MUY NIGGAAA!!!

looks like that vent doesnt even work for anything other than creepin. You shoulda covered that up dudebro

trips dont lie
dubs confirmed

Why didn't you just put something in front of the vent???

This is what i was thinking. I had a gay roomate and he was awesome very nice would bring alcohol and we would play boarderlands 2 all night great person. never tried cutting a hole in a vent to try and spy on me. found a receipt with a saw, a drill and some masterlocks. the day before i moved in.

i did, i still dont want someone listening or creeping. i thought confronting him like a normal human being and him saying he wont do it again was enough so i wouldnt have to go get plywood and seal it. at first when i saw the vent i was like ok its a return. then i find theres a return in his closet? no fucking way. i called the hvac guy who works on the apartments. Said its basically illegal to put vents in closets because it can lead to low pressure in the heater and cause a fire. Pic has cardboard box up against it.

Just let him watch you, fag

Listen dude im not gonna argue meaning of my words. How bout you just pretend like the story im telling is real and give me some advice. use your imagination. if someone was doing this to you wtf would you do. pic is the other return vents. notice the difference in style.

Listen man, no one wants this story to be false more than me. you ever had someone spy on you? when you're having a fucking old fashion tug?

Please i wish this is truth. I don't need captain hindsight on this. dont ask me why didnt i do this or that, just need some advice, cops or beat the everloving shit out of him.

hilarious

haaaahahahahah

i could SEE HIS FACE IN THE VENTS looking like this.. wwyd?

inb4 OP gets raped by his roomie.

In all seriousness, if you're dumb enough to let him back, at the very least look into covering the vent. At least cover it when beating off.

take your side of the vent off, patch the hole with drywall

I may be in the same predicament, op. I have a gf who seems a bit too touchy with her brother. Him 16, her 22. The fucker cuddles right up next to her while I am in the same room, and she goes for it with excitement. Pic is the gf.

You looked over, not down, while the vent thing is near the floor. Also you would have to come very close to that thing to see what's behind it. Simple physics. Story is fake and I hope you really bought all that stuff and destroyed your wall just to get some attention on Sup Forums. OP is the roommate!!!

Let him suck your cock

lol I don't care man, she's fugly anyway

>on Sup Forums to bitch about problem
>not greentext
Just accept the incest and move on user, there’s not much you can do.
Also your dick is really fucking veiny

Ok thanks for your advice

where are you OP? Kysed allready?

that's not the OP newfag, I'm the OP

nah was actually just texting him. i had the builders over two days ago to confirm that they didnt make the hole in the closet.

She's hot, got more? I still can't get over a girl who looks just like that, even tho my chances now are impossibly slim. Funny thing is, I was getting some incest vibes from her too - she has a beta half brother.

Alright, I'll bite. I'm the rommiefag and i've been preying on the alpha, what would you do to me if you were the alpha, dick with ears?

let them fuck, you faggot. nothing wrong with this situation. its not just some other dude. fuck off

let him get it

put caltrops in the vent

i confronted him, probably just gonna blackmail him a little, im thinking a 75 inch tv or the new xbox one x wwyd?

>asking for a console
wow you really are a faggot

GIVE US MORE PICS OF YOUR GF! Or a name?

Pour a bucket of an ice cold water on his face while he's asleep. He's not worth anything more.

who said i was asking. better shut the fuck up or ill turn you into the beta next.

You're gonna what?

No wonder you can only score an ugly chick who gets raped by her younger brother

Post a pic of yourself so we can laugh at how fucked up your face must be.

Next you'll blackmail him by making him suck you off, fag.

wrong post, that's not the OP
NEWFAG DETECTED

that's rich user, I'm thinking i should do that, thanks for the adv/

Only an autist would give a shit about being called a newfag. Rim my asshole, cretin.

I don't see what it would hurt to turn the faggot into your personal fuck puppet. A hole is a hole when you need to get off. Unless he is so ugly you cant even stand to hit it from the back. That's my advice.

Faggot advice from a faggot...

Kek

Whatever floats your boat man. The part of the story where you held him down on the floor beating him is truly you beating up his asshole.

Is this a newfag thread? that's not the OP!

You need to sit down and talk to him, be calm about it all, he obviously doesn't have the freedom to be gay if he's in the closet, this is the best he can do, just be accepting, be a wingman, get him a dicking, and then he'll be fine, you have girls over, he has guys over, the vent will only be used for it's intentional purpose, but you need to go a bit easy on him, he sounds like he's in a shit situation and you're not making it easier, just see it from his side of the vent so to speak, kicking his ass won't do much...unless he's into that

Why didn't you just block the view from the vent the first fucking time he did it??
it's because deep down you wanted him to watch you, admit it. Come out the closet user, no-one cares if you're gay

he came out only to me, this is great advice thank you. I just messaged him calmly, he is very bashful and i dont think he has ever had a girlfriend. just girls he took on dates and never made a move or anything. he said he was gay and then, retracted the statement, saying he felt i "pressured" him into saying something. but he has also said he doesnt know if hes gay or not.

Had the vent covered. needed it uncovered to catch him in the act, uncovered it because i had the sneaking suspicion that he would do it again. Guess my instincts are pretty good. Also, im like a fucking detective, i can find things out about people by using instincts and a little investigation. i mean after i found the receipt i googled the items on the receipt. one of those items is a masterlock he was using because he was jealous of the sit down shower i had. so he said it was unfinished and locked it up, i picked the lock and everything was in pristine condition. contacted the contractors who built the complex. researched the file number for the gas and electrical company had them bring up the blueprints on the place showing where ever vent cover was. because i knew he would try to lie about it even after i caught him. These things came easy to me. even looked up the vent cover serial numbers to find out they aren't even made in the same country. also the screws he used were made by a chinese manufacturer. found out all this shit because i was gonna press charges. then i realized he would have to register a sex offender and would most likely be guilty. I'm not in the nature of fucking someones life up no matter how fucked up they are in the head, even if they are my friend. im just gonna be 100 times more cautious and ill probably fuck with him a bit. you fuck with me you get it back double, even if you are a friend.

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you HAVE to rape him.
there is no other way.